Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #3 Twerk Academy
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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- 0:17Speaker 1: stop counting down the top ten phone taps of Christmas.
- 0:20Speaker 1: I'm not going to stop because we're at number three now, Okay.
- 0:23Speaker 1: And in this one, I call a guy who's kind
- 0:26Speaker 1: of a jealous boyfriend and I start asking some strange
- 0:29Speaker 1: questions about his boo and to really turn up the testosterone,
- 0:33Speaker 1: I speak through a voice changer so he'll be extra
- 0:35Speaker 1: intimidated by me. Is this one where your voice just
- 0:38Speaker 1: keeps getting deeper, gets deeper, and does it work? You're
- 0:42Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your number three phone tap at
- 0:45Speaker 1: twenty twenty one right now? Hello, he is Riley there?
- 0:52Speaker 1: Take a message? Yeah, just tell her marks called? Okay, Marcus,
- 0:58Speaker 1: what's this about? Sorry? Who's this real? Quick? This is
- 1:02Speaker 1: her boyfriend Dominic? Oh? Hey, Dom? What's up? Yeah? Cool?
- 1:08Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bro. I still don't get what you're calling though. Well,
- 1:11Speaker 1: So I met Riley after seeing her in zooma class
- 1:14Speaker 1: and when I was watching, you're at the gym and
- 1:17Speaker 1: you're watching my girl dance. No, not like that, bro,
- 1:21Speaker 1: How was it like then? Bro? Well, I'm a dance
- 1:23Speaker 1: fitness instructor and I thought she'd be perfect for a
- 1:26Speaker 1: new class that we're going to be rolling out, and
- 1:28Speaker 1: I told her about it. She expressed interest. So I'm
- 1:31Speaker 1: just calling to see if she wants to give the
- 1:32Speaker 1: three pm class a go. She'll be at work then,
- 1:36Speaker 1: so she can't do that. Just tell her that Marcus
- 1:38Speaker 1: from Towerque Academy called Quark Academy. Yeah, that's the name
- 1:43Speaker 1: of the gym, Towerque Academy. No, that's the fitness class
- 1:46Speaker 1: that we're going to be starting up, all right. It
- 1:48Speaker 1: combines club dance, hip hop, pole dancing with an emphasis
- 1:52Speaker 1: on twerquing. And they do this at the gym, not
- 1:55Speaker 1: this class. We're going to do this one at Gentleman's Club,
- 1:59Speaker 1: the Rip Club. Yeah, we take over in the afternoon
- 2:02Speaker 1: before it officially opens, and then we get everything. You're
- 2:05Speaker 1: trying to recruit my girl as a stripper. No, bro, Bro,
- 2:09Speaker 1: I told you it's stop coming. Bro. Just tell me
- 2:11Speaker 1: what's going on here? Okay, Bro, I told you it's
- 2:14Speaker 1: a fitness class. We just do it at a strip
- 2:16Speaker 1: club because the polls are already there. It's just a
- 2:18Speaker 1: convenience thing. And she said that she was interested in this,
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yes she did. It's a great workout. The poll work
- 2:24Speaker 1: awesome for your core. Trking is amazing. Card. Yeah, I
- 2:27Speaker 1: don't care what's awesome for, dude, don't try to tell
- 2:29Speaker 1: me on it. I'm not taking the class. I'm just
- 2:30Speaker 1: saying you should be interested in this to charity. Pay
- 2:32Speaker 1: you for this? No, bro, Bro, no, it's free. Stop
- 2:36Speaker 1: calling me bro. It's free, right, that's right, bud. Zero
- 2:41Speaker 1: dollars out of your pocket. Chief, hilarious, Bro, So you
- 2:44Speaker 1: teach this trking class for free out of the kindness
- 2:48Speaker 1: of your heart. I mean, we do make some money too,
- 2:50Speaker 1: but oh oh you make money. How do you make money? Well,
- 2:53Speaker 1: because I let some guys in to watch and then
- 2:55Speaker 1: they throw money on the stage while the girls workout.
- 2:58Speaker 1: So your on a club, Bro, it's not stripping, it's
- 3:02Speaker 1: twerking academy. Oh hey, bro, my girl isn't a stripper. Okay, Bro,
- 3:07Speaker 1: you got me wrong. Okay, Bro, it's not a stripper thing.
- 3:10Speaker 1: All right, well, it sure sounds like it. She don't
- 3:13Speaker 1: have to take her clothes off unless she wants to.
- 3:16Speaker 1: It's totally She's not going to work at a strip club,
- 3:20Speaker 1: so don't call back. She actually sent me a text
- 3:23Speaker 1: yesterday about it. Can I read it? She sent you
- 3:26Speaker 1: a text. I'll read it right now. I'm to pull
- 3:28Speaker 1: it up here and says she says, this is Riley.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Will you please prank my boyfriend by telling him I
- 3:34Speaker 1: signed up for a twerk academy on the radio? What
- 3:38Speaker 1: you catch that? Bro? What the hell is going on here?
- 3:42Speaker 1: What's going on? Is my name's actually jeff from the
- 3:44Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're
- 3:46Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, I've been using
- 3:50Speaker 1: a voice change here to make myself sound more masculine
- 3:52Speaker 1: and broye dude, I thought you were calling stripper dude. No,
- 3:57Speaker 1: just to be a twerker while some gentleman and watch
- 4:00Speaker 1: and throw money at her. That's hilarious. Is this her idea?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Is this your guy's idea? It was your girlfriend's idea.
- 4:07Speaker 1: She said she's going to be taking a new dance class,
- 4:10Speaker 1: but she wanted to freak you out. By saying it's
- 4:12Speaker 1: going to be a torque class instead. Oh dude, I
- 4:14Speaker 1: totally spot it. Man, I thought you would actually kind
- 4:17Speaker 1: of do that. Now you sound kind of excited about
- 4:19Speaker 1: it a little bit. Yeah, nice, bro, Let's go to
- 4:23Speaker 1: the Script Club and watch your girlfriend work together Freaking
- 4:27Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.