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Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: get into a phone tap, and technology keeps advancing faster
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  Speaker 1: and faster now, I mean, yeah, oh yeah. We started
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  Speaker 1: off with smart phones, and then suddenly we had smart
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  Speaker 1: watches and smart speakers and smart rice cookers, smart cars
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  Speaker 1: of course. But when are we going to reach the
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  Speaker 1: point when our high tech gadgets become too smart and
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  Speaker 1: they start to fight back. Oh well, it's already happening. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: robot takeovers. At least that's what I tell the guy
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  Speaker 1: today who just brought his tesla in for some routine repairs,
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  Speaker 1: and unfortunately we had to do what we had to
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  Speaker 1: do in order to save lives. Okay, So if you
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  Speaker 1: want to call me a hero, go ahead. Those are
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  Speaker 1: those are your words, Okay, But I just in your
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  Speaker 1: average radio idiot doing a phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is James Bigger Staff. I'm calling from Tesla repair.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Stephen speaking. This is him. Hey, Stephen,
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because I see here you dropped
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  Speaker 1: off your twenty eighteen Tesla Model S a couple days ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is it ready? Well not really your car is. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually in worse shape than we thought. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean. I'm just looking at the notes here. It
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  Speaker 1: says that you're having issues with the touch screen shutting
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  Speaker 1: down sometimes and also getting locked out of your car
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  Speaker 1: a few times as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's correct. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: so once we got it in here, it started doing
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  Speaker 1: more stuff. The trunk was opening and closing, windows were
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  Speaker 1: going up and down on their own what oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: radio stations would just come on randomly, and then it
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  Speaker 1: would do things like pick its own music. Are you serious? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That does not sound very good. We're not really sure
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  Speaker 1: what caused it, but we think there was a bug
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  Speaker 1: in your car's programming. Okay, you guys can fix that right.
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  Speaker 1: Most of the time, we can, but this one's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit tricky. So we even't had the guys in
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  Speaker 1: global headquarters take a look at the diagnostics, and even
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  Speaker 1: they can't figure it out. Oh I mean it could
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  Speaker 1: be Russian. Russian. Yeah, oh, this is unbelievable. I know,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm sorry, but unfortunately we had to put it down.
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  Speaker 1: You had to put it down. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: We euthanized it. You you euthanize my car? Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about these types of
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  Speaker 1: rare situations. It's really the best for you and for us.
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  Speaker 1: Here for the car. No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I took my Tesla into you for a simple repair.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, these aren't rare cars anymore. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I see them all over the place. I understand what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. But remember the bug that was in your
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  Speaker 1: car is very rare. Could have been Russian, we don't
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  Speaker 1: really know. But it was making your car erratic, and
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  Speaker 1: so we weren't sure if it was going to start
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  Speaker 1: coming at one of our workers, if it was potentially
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  Speaker 1: going to harm you. So we just had to make
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  Speaker 1: the tough decision. This is a car. This isn't a
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  Speaker 1: living thing. The thing is it kind of is. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's smarter than you or me. Wow. So my condolences
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  Speaker 1: to you on your loss. God you're going to replace
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  Speaker 1: my car, right, That is the plan. Yes, so I've
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  Speaker 1: put you on a list for a rescue tesla. A
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  Speaker 1: rescue tesla. Yeah, it's it's a refurbished Tesla. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it just sounds better to the general public. People love
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  Speaker 1: getting a rescue Okay, there's no bugs, no hidden intentions.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a good car. That's great. So you said
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a list. Yeah, where am I on that list?
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  Speaker 1: Let me check for you. Let's see. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: you're two thousand, four hundred and thirty nine, so should
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  Speaker 1: be soon two thousand. What was that, four four hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty ninth, two thousand, four hundred thirty nine. That's soon, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean, we've had issues with those two, so
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  Speaker 1: we got to make sure that we get one that's
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  Speaker 1: right for you. We're not putting out in any more
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  Speaker 1: cars of yours, not on our watch. I do not
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  Speaker 1: understand this whole process. I've never heard of any of it.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a lot to take in, but let
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  Speaker 1: me just warn you, some of our rescues lately have
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  Speaker 1: been a little bit skittish. So you just have to
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  Speaker 1: make sure to walk up to it slowly or else
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  Speaker 1: you might scare it. It'll drive away. From you. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: have you being curious right now? Yeah? I am. And
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  Speaker 1: also I recommend that you give it a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of positive reinforcement. No way, tell it that it's doing
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  Speaker 1: a good job. There's no way that's real. This is
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  Speaker 1: going to be a joke, all right. Well, maybe you're right,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it is. What because this is actually jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh no, your
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  Speaker 1: wife Nini set you up because she said you took
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  Speaker 1: her car to the shop recently, so she just wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to mess with you. I steel have freaking note
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  Speaker 1: when you started saying to rescue Tesla's I should have
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  Speaker 1: known what you're doing. What that sounds adorable? You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to rescue Tesla? Now? I kind of want one.
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  Speaker 1: Just make sure to walk it first, Yeah, before you
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  Speaker 1: drive it. He wants to get to know you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So make sure you let it sleep next to you
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  Speaker 1: and give it a lot of treats. Yeah, what kind
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  Speaker 1: of food do I need to buy my rescue because
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  Speaker 1: weeke up every morning with wednings on the twenties broken
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning