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Phone Tap: Mr. Instaboob · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call you guys ever, stay up
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  Speaker 1: late watching commercials for those weird supplement things and at
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  Speaker 1: the end there's that guy that goes. Side effects may
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  Speaker 1: include nausea, headache. Ask your doctor if this product might
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  Speaker 1: be right for Yeah, everything's gonna kill. Yeah. Nobody really
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  Speaker 1: pays attention to those, but maybe they should, because today
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  Speaker 1: Jose calls a guy working at a nutritionist store and
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  Speaker 1: says he took exactly what they told him to and
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  Speaker 1: now a strange side effect has popped up. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you'll find out what it is in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now on the twenties. Thank you for calling nutrition
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  Speaker 1: This is Ray. Can I help you? Hi? Ray, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you remember me. I came in there
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  Speaker 1: a couple months ago asking about supplements I could use
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  Speaker 1: for some muscle building. Um. I don't remember you specifically,
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  Speaker 1: but um yeah, that's definitely what we do. How to
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  Speaker 1: go are you trying something ad to get some greetin
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  Speaker 1: or something? Oh, I got something, all right, I got
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  Speaker 1: something extra that I don't want. I got boobs. Ray.
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  Speaker 1: What did you hear me? I said, I got boobs
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  Speaker 1: from you? Yeah, you mean like you built up your
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  Speaker 1: peck muscle. No, I use the stuff that you suggested,
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  Speaker 1: and now I have a forty four sea cup. Excuse me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: exactly what I said. And it happened overnight. I got
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  Speaker 1: up one morning, saw him in the mirror, boom right
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  Speaker 1: in my face, and I freaked out. Of course that's
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  Speaker 1: not that doesn't normally happen. Oh does that not normally happen? Ray,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't ever see. Of course it doesn't normally happen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a man, and I have giant boobs, Ray, and
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  Speaker 1: I cannot stop playing with them. They're distracted me. Did
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  Speaker 1: you did you overwork your muscles? You know you might
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  Speaker 1: be swollen in your pech muscles. That's not what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. I used your supplements, stops taking them over
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  Speaker 1: a week ago, and yesterday I had to go to
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  Speaker 1: the Nike store and buy a sports bra for the
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  Speaker 1: first time in my life. Oh, you think that was fun? Ray,
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  Speaker 1: I in the worst part. They didn't have my size,
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  Speaker 1: are they Is your chest serio still grow? Still growing?
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  Speaker 1: Is it hurting? Oh? Why you're asking for a picture now? Ray?
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  Speaker 1: You want to see them? Yeah, I bet you'd like that.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you want me to text you a picture
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  Speaker 1: in my boobs right now? Huh No, No, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: not why I'm asking it. Real funny, Ray, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: trying to help you with your problem. I'm not exactly sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem is. Every time I
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  Speaker 1: walk by a park, the baby's pointed at my chest
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  Speaker 1: and yells Mimi, Mimi. Oh yeah, how do you think
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  Speaker 1: that made me feel? Ray? First I wanted to slap
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  Speaker 1: the kid. Then I wanted to breastfeed it. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. Like, I'm so sorry. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really sure what happened. Like, we don't have supplements that
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  Speaker 1: would do what you're describing where you're growing boob enhancers.
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  Speaker 1: Have you thought about going to the doctor or have
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  Speaker 1: you seen a doctor? Really for what? Ray? To ask
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  Speaker 1: about a breast reduction because of my back pain, because yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do have a lot of back pain. Now, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if your chest area is getting that large you may
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to because that's not normal growth, Like
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  Speaker 1: do you have an allergic reaction? First you're a vitamin expert,
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  Speaker 1: now you're a boob expert. Well, Ray, you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: me out of this situation. That's not what I'm saying. Like,
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  Speaker 1: you're getting really upset about this, and I would be upset.
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  Speaker 1: Two of them overnight, all of a sudden had boobs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know who else is upset? My wife now she
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  Speaker 1: has boob envy. She sees me coming in taking off
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  Speaker 1: my shirt and she's like, oh wow, they're so perky,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want them to be perky. I want
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  Speaker 1: them gone. Yeah, there's a lot of information is probably
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  Speaker 1: getting into more than I need. Like our supplements don't
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  Speaker 1: they don't have these type of side effects. You mean
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  Speaker 1: side boob effects because I got side boobs. Ray, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you can see him from all around three sixty. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm understanding, but that doesn't Okay, happen. Okay, I get it. Look,
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  Speaker 1: this is the most efficient way. I'm gonna come down
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  Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna show you my boobs. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: can help me with them once you see them. No,
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  Speaker 1: please don't come down here. I'll have my manager call you. Oh, oh, Fernando.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have Fernando call me now, you know Fernando.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did he help you when you came in? No,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't help me. He just said that you'd be
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  Speaker 1: gullible enough to fall for this prank phone call. Ray,
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  Speaker 1: did you say Fernando said, I would I have gullible?
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  Speaker 1: There it is now I collect I heard it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, Hey, this is actually Jose for the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, this is
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap. Well, this is not real. What is happening?
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  Speaker 1: This is so stupid. Your manager set you up. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I was getting scared for a minute because I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: what the how did they get booms from what we
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  Speaker 1: gave him? All Right, well, look, I'm probably gonna slide
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  Speaker 1: into your dam's later and still show you my boobs
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  Speaker 1: just in case. All right, I think I'll pass on
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  Speaker 1: that one. Fine, I'll send you my wife's boobs. Okay,
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