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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Tow Yard Proposition · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a guy whose car
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  Speaker 1: got towed. He went to the impound but didn't have
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  Speaker 1: enough money to get it out. Yeah, so he's been
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  Speaker 1: scrambling talking to family and friends trying to come up
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  Speaker 1: with the funds. And you know you've got good people
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  Speaker 1: in your life when they don't actually give you the money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but they will take the time to email a radio
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  Speaker 1: station and ask for a prank call in your moment
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  Speaker 1: of moment. And just so you know, they do have
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  Speaker 1: the cash, but before they handed it over, they wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to mess with him first. It's your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, what hello?
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  Speaker 2: Friend? Am I speaking to a Jacob Ohmhm? It's me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that is exactly what I see. That is what I
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  Speaker 2: did say.
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  Speaker 1: Are you what is this about?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I am called you today from tolden. My name
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  Speaker 2: is big Rick. I am a fellow that told your
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  Speaker 2: car last week. You're the guy who told my car.
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  Speaker 2: I sent some little hostility. Friend. Now hold on here, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here. I'm here to help.
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  Speaker 1: Give me my card back. That's how you can help.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, listen, I heard you will hear yesterday talking
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  Speaker 2: to shaw Rees at the front desk, you know shaw Rese. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she said you could not afford to get your call
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  Speaker 2: out and we had to keepe. It is that true? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: money's a little.
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  Speaker 1: Tight for me right now, but I need my damn
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  Speaker 1: card back.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I recommend you do something because the cost is
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  Speaker 2: going up about forty dollars a day. And what's forty
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  Speaker 2: dollars a day? That's why I gotta get my car
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  Speaker 2: out of there. Well, big Rick understands. And I am
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  Speaker 2: a very charitan. I say, I am a very charitan.
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  Speaker 2: I I will I like to help people. So I
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  Speaker 2: have a proposition you a drugs or something. Well, if
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  Speaker 2: you consider sway tea drug, then yeah, I am High's
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  Speaker 2: a guy. That's a joke. I'm just from the South.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you proposing that we do to get
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  Speaker 2: my car back? Well, fuss, how old are you? You've
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  Speaker 2: seen Naka? You sound a little younger, like you got
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of youth up in that there meat locker.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm thirty five years old.
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  Speaker 2: And what I remember when I was thirty five, I
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  Speaker 2: was a gentleman about town. I'll tell you what, prancing around,
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  Speaker 2: dancing with any lady who wanted to dance. I tell you,
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  Speaker 2: can you.
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  Speaker 1: Get to the point please, I don't have all day.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, if you would like to get your call
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  Speaker 2: looking Oh, I say, look at it split with a
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  Speaker 2: highly reduced price. Wink wink, you're hearing the wank, friend,
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  Speaker 2: What is this? I'm listening, God, this is crazy. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to introduce you to Clara Jane, my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: She's a little princess of a doll, A little doll
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  Speaker 2: princess I call her. What does this have to do
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  Speaker 2: with me getting my car? Well, let's just say she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't get a lot of dates. Okay, not a lot
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  Speaker 2: of gentlemen suitors hollering after what is probably because of
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  Speaker 2: the tooth? What are you talking about? I mean it
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  Speaker 2: is a little bit misshaped. It's kind of entertaining and miscolored.
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  Speaker 2: So I mean that could be it. We don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it's an infection or what. We don't believe in Dennis,
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  Speaker 2: in this family. What does this have to do with me? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I believe you would fancy her because she looks just
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  Speaker 2: like a Wait, hold on, hold on, let's hold your horses.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying she looked just like me. Isn't that sweight?
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  Speaker 1: So you want me to date your ugly freaking daughter
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  Speaker 1: to get my car back?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly? That's the trade, take it or leave it fifty bunths.
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  Speaker 2: You get your car back right now, and you got
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  Speaker 2: a hot date tonight. Oh Jean and her tooth, but
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't got a lot more of him out of
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  Speaker 2: your mind. No, Yo, wanna your mon if you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to join this family, if you just so in law.
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  Speaker 1: Because I just want my card.
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  Speaker 2: But I just want this phone call to end at
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  Speaker 2: this point because I'm running out of time and I
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  Speaker 2: got to play a song about I'm sorry. This is
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  Speaker 2: actually Jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Oh god, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not my real voice. If you couldn't tell,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, this is too much. You have me.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend Greg set you up. But yeah, you said
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  Speaker 2: your car got towed. You don't have the money right
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  Speaker 2: now to get it out. Sorry about that, brother? Oh man?
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  Speaker 2: What a he is? Hey? Would you want me to
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  Speaker 2: invoice him? Huh? That would be great? Oh god, you've
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  Speaker 2: a better idea. I could send him out with Clara
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  Speaker 2: Jeane as am all right, yeah, well he's an ugly
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  Speaker 2: man too, so they'd get along. Raine Brook in Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 2: Phone Taps on the twenties