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Phone Tap: Mixed Up Matchmaker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We got an email from a listener who says one
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  Speaker 1: of her good guy friends has been struggling big time
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  Speaker 1: in the dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates,
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  Speaker 1: but nothing is working. So she convinced him to apply
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  Speaker 1: to a personalized matchmaking service. Just sent in his application.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit pricey, but I think well worth it,
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  Speaker 1: especially once he meets his matchmaking sense. That would be Brooke.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: She gets right down to business in your phone, tap
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: Hi is this Brent du.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmaker's USA. We received
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  Speaker 4: your online application to join our program. Oh hi, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?
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  Speaker 3: I've been single for a while and I've tried some
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  Speaker 3: of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, so I talked
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  Speaker 3: to my friend and they recommended your service, and I
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  Speaker 3: thought maybe you can help me.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right
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  Speaker 4: there and say, I do see what you're doing, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm taken.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not sure I understand.
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  Speaker 4: You know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but
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  Speaker 4: what much more than that? Aren't you.
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  Speaker 3: My profile seemed like I was a dad. I worked
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  Speaker 3: very hard on that.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, look, you're not the first man or woman for
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  Speaker 4: that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to
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  Speaker 4: run game on me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a little confused.
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  Speaker 4: Are you single? No, I've already told you. But I'm
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  Speaker 4: doing this job a long time, so I know when
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  Speaker 4: I'm about to be propositioned and I will say I'm flattered.
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  Speaker 3: There must be some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think that's what's going on here.
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  Speaker 4: I understood completely. You were curious to know what I
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  Speaker 4: looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna
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  Speaker 4: know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship
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  Speaker 4: with myself. I realized the best person for me was me.
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  Speaker 3: You're single or you're not single.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally,
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  Speaker 4: it's all about me.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds very exciting.
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  Speaker 4: You are right, it's called soloonogamy.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of solo anogamy.
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  Speaker 4: Well enough about me, though, right, let's get back to you.
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  Speaker 4: So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we
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  Speaker 4: did find a match.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh, really.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she checked all your boxes and I think you
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  Speaker 4: are going to be so pleasantly surprised.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen
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  Speaker 3: so quickly. Can you tell me anything about her?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 3: That is shocking? Actually, don't you work at the matchmaking agency?
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  Speaker 4: I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.
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  Speaker 4: What am we gonna do? Be left out of the fun.
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  Speaker 3: He just told me that you're solonogamous and that you're
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  Speaker 3: in a relationship with yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell
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  Speaker 4: myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.
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  Speaker 3: I am so confused.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?
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  Speaker 4: What should I wear?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 4: What shouldn't I wear?
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  Speaker 2: So? I signed up for a matchmaking service and then
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  Speaker 2: you told me that I was hitting on you, But
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  Speaker 2: then you said that you're dating yourself. And then you
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  Speaker 2: said that we matched and that you're cheating on yourself
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to go out on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Don't use that word so naughty. I don't want myself
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  Speaker 4: to know. Remember, So, where are you taking me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess we could go for tacos and Mark readA.
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  Speaker 4: I can't let this go on any longer. I have
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  Speaker 4: to tell you it's a break phone call.
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  Speaker 3: What what? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: This is actually Brooke for the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that
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  Speaker 4: set you up for this.
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  Speaker 3: That was so weird and uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice, you heard.
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  Speaker 3: That it should have been should have been fear.
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  Speaker 4: The week of every morning was Foo Tap weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.