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Phone Tap PODCAST: Super Real Estate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. It's almost time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And you guys know the feeling
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  Speaker 1: of starting out a brand new job, Yeah for sure,
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  Speaker 1: especially when it's your first day, like you don't know
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  Speaker 1: many people, You're not really sure quite how the systems
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  Speaker 1: work yet. Oh my god, it's so awkward. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: just trying to survive the day, right, Well, that's the
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  Speaker 1: situation with one woman who I'm about to call, and
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  Speaker 1: she just began her career as a real estate agent.
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  Speaker 1: Her and her boss wanted to give her a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a challenge with her first customer interaction. And
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  Speaker 1: you will not believe who is in the market trying
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  Speaker 1: to find a new property, could I guess? I'm sure?
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  Speaker 1: Well you're gonna see who it is in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now. The twenties. I'm thank you
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  Speaker 1: for calling reality. This is Ashley. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to speak with someone about buying a property. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds great. Um, I can't help you get started
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  Speaker 1: with that, I hope so, Ashley. I've called some other
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  Speaker 1: agencies and they refuse to help me. But I'll have
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  Speaker 1: the last laugh. Um, may I ask if this is
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  Speaker 1: a serious phone call? Of course it's serious. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you ask me that? Sorry, but you kind of sound
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  Speaker 1: like a character or something. So this is just the
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  Speaker 1: way I talk. What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong
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  Speaker 1: with that, sir. Its just wanted to make sure. So
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  Speaker 1: let's get started. UM, tell me your name. My name's Bruce.
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  Speaker 1: Can I the last name from you? Bruce Rain? Bruce Rain? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: nice to meet you, mister Rain. Good to meet you too, Ashley.
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  Speaker 1: So let's talk about this property that you're looking into.
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  Speaker 1: Are you interested in a residential property, commercial property? What
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  Speaker 1: are you looking for? Neither? I'm looking to find a
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  Speaker 1: layer of what a layer? It's like a secret place,
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  Speaker 1: hidden away where I can do my work without interruption
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  Speaker 1: from nosy neighbors in the prying eyes of do gooders.
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  Speaker 1: Could you find me something like that? You're my last hope.
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  Speaker 1: I've been looking through some of the listings that we
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  Speaker 1: have looking through them right now, and I don't really
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  Speaker 1: see anything that's listed as a layer. Did you mean
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  Speaker 1: something more succluded, Yes, preferably something on the side of
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  Speaker 1: a steep cliff where it rains a lot. I can't
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  Speaker 1: really predict what the weather does, and I can't really
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  Speaker 1: help you there, but I couldn't help you with something
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  Speaker 1: more like a vista or something with a view, but
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  Speaker 1: that work. Maybe what do you have in mind? Well,
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  Speaker 1: how many bedrooms are we talking? I just need one bedroom,
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  Speaker 1: but it needs to be huge, Okay, over fifteen thousand
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  Speaker 1: square feet? Maybe a little side room for my butler. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's a very specific thing you're looking for, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't recall seeing anything like that in our systems. If
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  Speaker 1: you're worried about money, that won't be an issue, not
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  Speaker 1: since my parents passed away and left me their inheritance.
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  Speaker 1: Very sorry to hear that. Don't be sorry, Ashley. It
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  Speaker 1: happened a very long time ago, when I was nine,
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  Speaker 1: but it changed me. Oh Dad, you know this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of reminding me of something like an ex boyfriend. No,
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  Speaker 1: I get that a lot, No, not at all, but
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  Speaker 1: your voice. I don't date anymore, Ashley, not since Rachel.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's okay. I'm not coming on to you, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel though this reminds me of something. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to layer your parents passing away, Bruce. If
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me if I need a partner, I already
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  Speaker 1: have one. Let me guess. His name is Robin jeff Bezos.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell me what's really going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: Because I don't think you're really looking for a listing.
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  Speaker 1: You may be right about that, Ashley, I'm not looking
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  Speaker 1: for a listing. So what are you doing this? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a prank phone call on you. What vengeance is mine?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. What. Yeah, your boss Larry
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  Speaker 1: set you up. He said that you just earned your
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  Speaker 1: real estate license and you wanted to have a little
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  Speaker 1: fun with you on your first day. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have anything in the side of a
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  Speaker 1: volcano that would be ideal. I'll be on it. Batman.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Commissioner, Record and thanks you too. Weak up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekdays on the twenty two
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  Speaker 1: point five