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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sage Willowbrooke and the Escape Room · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubels phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with d
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  Speaker 1: uy is no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred, dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred. Do
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  Speaker 1: you away? Another Jubel naps on the twenties to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving? Hello, you bought tickets online? Um? Sorry? Do
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  Speaker 1: I do I know you? Well? Not yet? I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to introduce myself sometimes I do that. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Sage Willowbrook, and I believe you purchased tickets
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  Speaker 1: recently for a physical adventure game. An adventure game. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you might know it as an escape room. You see,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the owner of the escape room that you book
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  Speaker 1: tickets too. Oh oh oh, okay, Hi, how are you
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  Speaker 1: doing well? I'm doing very well. How are you today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm good. How can I help you? Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: an interesting question. How can anybody really help anybody these days?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just calling to get some more information from you.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right? Sure, I thought we filled it all out. Okay, well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but there are some other things I need to know
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  Speaker 1: about your stay in my escape room. Your name is Kyle, correct? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I like the name Kyle a lot. I just
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  Speaker 1: have you known that? Thank you? Okay, So how many
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  Speaker 1: in your party? Kyle? There's gonna be four of us?
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  Speaker 1: I really thought we put this all down. Yes, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but there are legalities where I need to get some
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  Speaker 1: information for the legal issues. So do you just say
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  Speaker 1: there are legal issues? Well, yes, there are legal issues
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  Speaker 1: when you have escape rooms where people are trying to
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  Speaker 1: get out of I also need to know is there
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  Speaker 1: a next ken that should be notified in case something
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  Speaker 1: happens to go wrong? I mean what could go wrong? Oh? Well, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: it's just again legal purposes. If there's an accidental somebody
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  Speaker 1: falls or dismembering, or are you telling me that a
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  Speaker 1: dismemberment has happened in your escape room before? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I just mean nobody gets dismembered in the escape room.
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  Speaker 1: That would be unsanitary. There are other places where that
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  Speaker 1: does happen, though, I mean, what do you mean by
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  Speaker 1: there are other places that it happened? Oh? I just
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  Speaker 1: mean say you're working in a factory and somehow a
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  Speaker 1: finger slips into a machine and it pops it right off.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I meant by that that there's definitely nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that that will go on in my escape room.
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  Speaker 1: Though I don't know you at all, but this of
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, I'm getting a little creeped out. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the point. The point wasn't to creep you out. Yet.
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  Speaker 1: You should really never see it coming. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: should never be creeped out. That's what I mean. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you just said never see it coming? Footman was I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to worry your pretty little blonde head
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  Speaker 1: about a thing. It's going to be a ton. How'd
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  Speaker 1: you know I was blonde? Oh? I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it was just a lucky guess of mine.
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  Speaker 1: I tend to look, are you stalking me? Are you stalking? No?
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  Speaker 1: I mean there are many forms of stalking. You know.
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  Speaker 1: There's the bad sort of stocking, and then there's social
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  Speaker 1: media stocking, and then there's the you're weird and you're
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  Speaker 1: talking over me about how you're stocking me. Right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to point out that there are different
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  Speaker 1: types of stockings. For example, there's stockings that go on
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  Speaker 1: your feet or go on your head when you're hiding
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  Speaker 1: an escape room, so nobody sees your face. All right,
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  Speaker 1: listen you, Okay, I'm not going to your escape room.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not participating. None of my friends are going. We're
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  Speaker 1: canceling our ticket. Oh kayle Kyle, that's fine. The escape
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  Speaker 1: room can just come to you. Okay, I'm calling the cop.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. Oh okay. In that case, I
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  Speaker 1: should tell you it's a prank phone call before you
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  Speaker 1: alert the authorities. What I yes? What did you just say? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I should tell you it's a prank phone call before
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  Speaker 1: you call the police, because they know me very well. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell is going on? This is actually Jewel
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you and your roommate. Stephen set you up.
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  Speaker 1: It's a child. He said that you guys booked an
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  Speaker 1: escape room together and he wanted to freak you out.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still freaked out. I'm still freaked out. I've gotta
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  Speaker 1: tell you. It was a little fun hearing you squirm.
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  Speaker 1: So see you at the escape room this weekend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so. That's right. You won't see me
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  Speaker 1: coming with