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Phone Tap PODCAST: Clover The Nanny · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties, tell me I'm moving slow? Is this Emmas? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is this I work? It's nanny in childcare or employee.
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  Speaker 1: Mattison said you were looking for some work and gave
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  Speaker 1: me a number. Oh yeah, she said someone from the
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  Speaker 1: company might be reaching out. That's me. Okay, Um, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what did you say your name was? Again, the name's Frank,
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  Speaker 1: but me mates call me Clover. Oh okay, you're a nanny.
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  Speaker 1: That's roight. Do you yourself have any nanny experience? Rice? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Not really. I was actually like just kind of hoping
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  Speaker 1: to learn more about it and eventually start doing it.
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  Speaker 1: We'll let Clover help you, all right. First off, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to work here, you've got to know the
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  Speaker 1: classic nursery rhymes. Okay, you know the rock a Boys
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  Speaker 1: song I'm sorry, oh good boy bogie on the tree line.
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  Speaker 1: Watch will you fall because there there might be a mine.
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  Speaker 1: You just say fall on a mine? Well, what else
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  Speaker 1: is under a tree? It could be a mine, it
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  Speaker 1: could be a bomb. That is definitely not the nursery
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  Speaker 1: rhyme that I know from growing up as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: They used to put me right to sleep. It also
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  Speaker 1: puts these kids to sleep if they know what's good
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  Speaker 1: for them. I'm sorry, I don't mean this offensively, but like,
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  Speaker 1: are you seriously in nanny I'm sorry, man, it's top
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  Speaker 1: secret intel. Okay, look here it on nanny service. We
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  Speaker 1: believe being a nanny, it's kind of like being a
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  Speaker 1: second part to these kids, or to take care of
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  Speaker 1: the little tykes freedom. So my boss might want to know,
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  Speaker 1: can you cook? I mean, I'm not say like some
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  Speaker 1: kids just mostly like PB and J. No, Pebe and
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  Speaker 1: J's that's rubbish. An all nursery center. We give them
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  Speaker 1: food that toughens them up for the real world. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand, like beans and a can of bread slice
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  Speaker 1: and if there be an extra good sometimes I give
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  Speaker 1: them a potato. I'm sorry, did you just say a
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  Speaker 1: potato affirmative? You never had a potato as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: You just eat them raw? Kids like fun food like
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  Speaker 1: hamburgers and chicken nuggets. That's right. You see, if a
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  Speaker 1: kid wants a chicken nugget, you got to teach them
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  Speaker 1: how to chicken, which is what I do. What did
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  Speaker 1: you just do? You hunt a chicken? I did at
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  Speaker 1: all nanny service. Every single nanny knows how to kill
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  Speaker 1: standard procedure. Oh my god, what could you have like
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  Speaker 1: a supervisor or a manager? Because I can sense you
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  Speaker 1: getting out of control. I don't know who's letting you
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  Speaker 1: near their children, but they absolutely should have some sort
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  Speaker 1: of service called on them or something. If you're there,
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  Speaker 1: nanny that is, let's calm down, take a breath. No,
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  Speaker 1: don't tell me to calm down. I think that you
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  Speaker 1: are crazy and you should absolutely not be a nanny.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna take kids out to hunt and kill chickens?
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  Speaker 1: What are even talking about? I'm gonna hit you with
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  Speaker 1: a sive right now, a sedative. Put your right to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not talk to me like that? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who you think you are rankle with? Oh star,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up? Oh boy? What you're going on?
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  Speaker 1: What your JPS coordinates? All? I am calling the cops
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  Speaker 1: and I am telling them everything that you just said
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  Speaker 1: to me. You are a total psycho because this is
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  Speaker 1: completely all right. Well, when you call a police, make
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  Speaker 1: sure you tell him it's a prank phone call. No,
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  Speaker 1: don't tell me what the state of the police not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell them exactly what you said to me.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? My name's not Clover, that's
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  Speaker 1: not my real name. What is going on? This is
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  Speaker 1: actually jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. I'm doing a prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, it's actually a prank. Blame Madison.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one who set you up. She said you
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  Speaker 1: were trying to get your first nannying job, so she
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  Speaker 1: really wanted to mess with you. Oh my god. I
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  Speaker 1: seriously thought that I was talking to some like expray
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  Speaker 1: guy that kills people, and like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: it was going on. Whoever said I don't, My god,
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  Speaker 1: that Boice is so crazy. Mary had little accident. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's weak up every morning with phone weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, ho been ninety two point five