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Phone Tap: Let Me Pay For The Pants · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: We call a guy who works for a big department
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  Speaker 2: store and he's been there for a long time, over
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  Speaker 2: two decades now, wow. And he's in charge of customer service.
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  Speaker 2: And now they've told me he's a very very kind,
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  Speaker 2: very professional person. Wow. So after two decades he still
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  Speaker 2: has that huh. Well yeah, he warned me, you need
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  Speaker 2: to give him a question that he's never heard before
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  Speaker 2: and doesn't have a clear solution. We tried to stump him.
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  Speaker 2: You'll see how he deals with it in your phone
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  Speaker 2: tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: She's department store of This is John. How can I
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  Speaker 3: help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? My name is Harold. I came in there a
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  Speaker 2: few weeks ago and bought a pair of pants in
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  Speaker 2: the uh, the ants area of the story. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to call it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you were in the men's department.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, during one of your sales and I got some
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  Speaker 2: pants and they're ruining my life.
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  Speaker 3: Oh are they're just not fitting correctly?
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't understand, sir.
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  Speaker 3: If your pants aren't working out for you, you know,
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  Speaker 3: obviously we have a tremendous return policy if you just
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  Speaker 3: bring those in with the receipt to assistance.
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  Speaker 2: You know, John, you're not hearing me, all right. I
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  Speaker 2: wear them all the time to work, to the gym,
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  Speaker 2: I wear them to bed. What I haven't showered in
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  Speaker 2: over two weeks because I haven't taken them off, not
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  Speaker 2: even once.
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  Speaker 3: So it sounds like to me you said that you're
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  Speaker 3: you're really in love with these pants and that the
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  Speaker 3: fit is exactly what you're looking for.
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  Speaker 2: And love is not a strong enough word for how
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  Speaker 2: I feel for these pants. Wow, they have changed how
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  Speaker 2: I lived my life forever I will. I vow to
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  Speaker 2: die in these pants.
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  Speaker 3: Well, sir, doesn't sound like you have an issue with
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  Speaker 3: our pants. Are just calling to let us know how
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  Speaker 3: great they are?
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  Speaker 2: No, there is an issue, there is. What would that
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  Speaker 2: be the problem is I got them thirty percent off
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  Speaker 2: and I would like to pay the full price.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, how you received a tremendous discount and as far
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  Speaker 3: as price goes, I mean, that's something you should be
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  Speaker 3: proud of.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I insist please that I pay the full
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  Speaker 2: retail price. I refuse to be a cheapot like my
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  Speaker 2: father was.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I understand your strong feelings about these pants, but
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  Speaker 3: payful price is not really necessary.
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  Speaker 2: No, you don't understand. If you've heard what I said before,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I've taken advantage of the company, and
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  Speaker 2: I just the guilt. It's overwhelming. I have to live
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  Speaker 2: with this every day, knowing that I didn't pay full price.
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  Speaker 3: Sure again, the price you paid was was a fair price?
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  Speaker 2: You realize. Ever since I started wearing these pants, my
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  Speaker 2: wife doesn't think I'm such a loser anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, I do need to ask you a quick question here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: are you okay? Are you feeling all right? I feel anything?
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  Speaker 3: Are you on any medications right now?
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  Speaker 2: I feel amazing because of the pants, but I also
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  Speaker 2: feel horrible because of the pants.
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  Speaker 3: This is a weird situation, Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the deal. I already know exactly how much extra
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  Speaker 2: I need to pay. I still have the receipt framed
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  Speaker 2: up in my study. Wow, So just tell me where
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  Speaker 2: do I need to send them money to make things right.
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  Speaker 3: We really don't have a process for that. No, but
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  Speaker 3: I think you should just take the savings and come
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  Speaker 3: back in and buy something else.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you probably like that. I'm going to get
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  Speaker 2: a new pair of socks that I love so much.
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  Speaker 2: I have them on for the next three years. Now
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling guilty.
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  Speaker 3: About the war. Are in a commissioned business.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you're a communist business at all. I
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  Speaker 2: love your business.
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  Speaker 3: That's not what I meant. I'm just trying to assist it.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm trying to do is honor these clothes and
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  Speaker 2: pay what they're worth in full, and maybe do a
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  Speaker 2: little prank call while I'm at it. Why won't you
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  Speaker 2: let me do those things?
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  Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew this was a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Because my real name is jeff from brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the morning and this is a phone tap. Man,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the radio. Oh my god, I gotta say
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  Speaker 2: you were more than helpful in what was ultimately an
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  Speaker 2: impossible situation.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, To be honest, this is the
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  Speaker 3: highlight of my day. So thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, really you should thank your coworker Sadie because she's
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  Speaker 2: the one who set you up. She said it was
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  Speaker 2: a little bit slow at the store and she wanted
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  Speaker 2: to make you laugh today.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Sadie owes me lunch now, so again, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And if it makes you feel any better, I'm
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  Speaker 2: actually not wearing any Pantser.
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  Speaker 3: If you're not wearing pants, then come on down because
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  Speaker 3: we're having a sale right now. But I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how you're gonna feel after.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't put me through the shame.
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  Speaker 1: Weak up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was fuone Taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning