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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pook Goes Back To School · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's twenty eight hundred duy away? Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Time for your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap. It's Brook and Jubil in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: real quick too. I'll be performing at the Tacoma Comedy
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  Speaker 1: Club this Thursday through Sunday. You get tickets for that
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  Speaker 1: at ugly tickets dot com. Ask for your phone tap,
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  Speaker 1: big phone tap, Big Pook is back, and this time
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  Speaker 1: he's not calling somebody about a job. Actually, he's looking
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  Speaker 1: to speak with a parent of a middle schooler. So
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  Speaker 1: why is Poop calling the parent of a middle schooler? Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's always got a plan up as sleeve, and this
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  Speaker 1: time is no different. You'll find out what he wants
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. It's another Jap Mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up this poop? Excuse me? Hello? Yeah? Who is
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  Speaker 1: this Pook? Puble? Okay, what's up? Man? I think you're
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  Speaker 1: the wrong number? Now I don't think so. This Bryson's dad? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Bracest father. Yeah, I got the right number. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Are you sure you had the
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  Speaker 1: right number, unless there's another dude out there who has
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  Speaker 1: a son named Bryson, same phone numbers, and I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure I have the right number. What's up? Man? My
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  Speaker 1: name is Pook. I'm in Bryson's class, and I figured
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  Speaker 1: he would have told you about me. No, I haven't
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  Speaker 1: heard anything about a Pook in Anybracest classes. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: telling you anything about his boy Clarence maybe, Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: mentioned Clarence before. Yeah, asked me poop. My mama called Clarence,
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  Speaker 1: but y'all could call me Poop. You know, you sound
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  Speaker 1: a little old to be one of my son's class meets.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, well, to get into all that, Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: was just calling to see if Bryson could kick it tonight,
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  Speaker 1: and he said, I need to get your permission, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because he's like thirteen. Is he needed to get your
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  Speaker 1: permission or whatever? You know something I need to know.
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  Speaker 1: How old are you exactly? I'm thirteen? Yeah. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a lot of trouble buying that. You're crazy. Hey, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just playing with you. I'm twenty eight, so you
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  Speaker 1: were my son's class at twenty eight years old. Look
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  Speaker 1: all right, it's kind of a long story, but I
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  Speaker 1: didn't complete school like all the way, Like I barely
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  Speaker 1: completed any of it, you know what I'm saying. So, um,
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  Speaker 1: it's a new program where I allow you to go
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  Speaker 1: back in the classrooms and learn. And I've been. I've
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  Speaker 1: been learning seventh grade again, you know. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really happy for you, but I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: can go along with this with me learning seventh grade.
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  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you want me to learn thirteen year old son? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: You you're talking about me hanging out with Bryson. That's
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  Speaker 1: exactly what I'm about. Yeah, but he's my homeboy. Like
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  Speaker 1: we were hanging out like lunch, sign, recess all that.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't find anybody at your own age to
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  Speaker 1: hang out with. Hey, look, that's more compliment to Bryson,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like he's a cool kid,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like we were friends. Now, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, I asked Brice if you want to come
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  Speaker 1: hang out of my homeboy Fatal's house, and he's with it,
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  Speaker 1: so like we're just gonna go averun and chill for
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  Speaker 1: a little while. Know what I'm saying, Wait what Fato?
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  Speaker 1: Who is that a person? Yeah, my homeboy, Fato. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't met him, but hey, he's a cool.
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  Speaker 1: Mother though. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not cool
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  Speaker 1: with this at all. Y'all was telling Bryce at all
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  Speaker 1: about Fatal and I though they would get along like
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  Speaker 1: Batman Robin types. You know what I mean, Like, it's
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  Speaker 1: Fatal as old as you are now, Fatal an as
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  Speaker 1: old as meats o famos forty five. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Mike is not hanging out with you or
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  Speaker 1: Fatal or any ogs. This is this is not happening. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: but wind up because I'm his father. Yeah, you're over.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I get it now, I get it. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all want to come to Hey, that's cool. It's a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of people going over to Fatal's house. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: depe man. You can come for you and Fatal. That's
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  Speaker 1: great for you, Fatal. I'm thrilled you guys get along
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  Speaker 1: so well. Yeah, dude, he's dope, Like so it's cool. Then, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's not cool. Is this one of the reasons you
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  Speaker 1: had to go back to school because you can't understand
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  Speaker 1: simple facts. Hey, look, I find out offensive, all right,
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  Speaker 1: because y'all don't even know me, Like I'm I know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fact. As a matter of fact, I'm
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  Speaker 1: killing it right now. I just got a B plus
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  Speaker 1: in PE two semesters. He from heyy'all got a B
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  Speaker 1: plus and PE two semesters? Two semesters? Yeah, fantastic. Would
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  Speaker 1: you have to do to show up and breathe? I
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  Speaker 1: mean I had to dress too. I would not be
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  Speaker 1: bragging about a B plus and PE. Yo. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: just get a B plus in PE. I got a
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  Speaker 1: B plus in PE two semesters. I'm gonna take a
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  Speaker 1: wild guest shore. You don't even know what PE stands for. Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: everybody knows what PE stands for. Maybe y'all don't know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, fun, Yeah, come on, genius, tell me that's
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  Speaker 1: the funny part. It's like you don't stand for nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's just the name of it PE. Like you don't
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  Speaker 1: google physical education that might give you a hint. Why
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  Speaker 1: would that give me a hand about PE if they
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  Speaker 1: taught you spelling it? What does the word physical begin with? Physical?
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  Speaker 1: Obviously physical begins with an F. Obviously, No, this is
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  Speaker 1: actually starting to get fun. Now you are such an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Hey, y'all don't even know how to
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  Speaker 1: spell physical right, and then y'all talking about physical education.
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  Speaker 1: Pe y'all don't even know what she's talking about. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an idiot. Yes, you are an idiot. Own it. And
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  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna call the school and address the fact
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  Speaker 1: while they're putting eight year olds in classes with junior
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  Speaker 1: high schooler. Hey, you could call him, but they ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna know what you're talking about. Yeah, you want to
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  Speaker 1: be a paycheck on that genius. Yeah, absolutely I do,
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  Speaker 1: because this ain't even a real phone call, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: like a prank phone call, Like I'm making all this up.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what are you talking about? Oh, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jewbil from brook and Jewbil in the morning doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you and your son. Bryson set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Bryson put you up to the Yeah, he said he
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  Speaker 1: listened to the show every day going to school and
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  Speaker 1: wanted to play a joke on you. God, now it
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  Speaker 1: makes sense. You've been talking about his new Frank Clare
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  Speaker 1: and setting me up for this. Yeo, the name is
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  Speaker 1: pooke right yeah, pop, double O ks whatever, hey by
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  Speaker 1: got B plus pe. You know how many times two
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  Speaker 1: semesters you got them right? Week up, every morning with
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  Speaker 1: two point five