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Phone Tap PODCAST: Full Bus Moon · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: On the twenties. This is Officer Casey Rabat calling from
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  Speaker 1: the Written Police Department. Is a Rachel's there? Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is Rachel. Listen. I need to talk to you about
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  Speaker 1: what you were doing last Tuesday. Okay, what are you
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about you in the passenger seat
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  Speaker 1: of your friend's car mooning a school bus full of children.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do that. Oh you didn't. No, you know
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: it's against a lot of lie to a police officer. Correct. Okay, Look,
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  Speaker 1: my friend's bacheloote party. We were just screwing around and
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  Speaker 1: we were in the car. It was just a dare
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  Speaker 1: and it didn't hurt anyone and night. You know, we
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: were just having five It didn't hurt anybody. How about
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  Speaker 1: those thirty elementary school children that you traumatized with your
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: rear end? Okay, we was just serious straying around. Okay,
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: this is a serious offense, ma'am. It could cost you
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  Speaker 1: up to fifteen thousand dollars in fines and jail time.
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  Speaker 1: Fifteen thousand dollars. Are you serious? I'm serious. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have fifteen thousand dollars just laying around? No? No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have fifteen thousand dollars for removing someone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you should have thought about that before you decide
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  Speaker 1: to take your butt out in public. Do you just
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: say it's take my butt out? That is so unprofessional?
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  Speaker 1: Do not talk to me? That was interesting? Okay, correct
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  Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. Man, But you're the one that
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: dropped trout in the middle of rush hour traffic. Okay again,
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  Speaker 1: well okay, do you did you not hear me the
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  Speaker 1: first time? You do not talk to me that I
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  Speaker 1: heard you loud and clear. Did you not hear me
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  Speaker 1: when I said you could be facing fifteen thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: in fines in jail time? I am not paying fifteen
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I mean people have done far worse things
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: and assigned to department more people and has not paid
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  Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars. That is ridiculous. Interesting. I just got
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: off the phone with a mother of a fifth raider
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  Speaker 1: who was on that bus, and the child won't stop
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: having nightmares about your butt crack. My problem is that
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: I have to talk to perverts like you on a
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  Speaker 1: daily basis. It's like me, where are you right now, ma'am?
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: And i'd work right now? You're at work? Well, how
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: about I come down there and arrest you for indecent exposure. No,
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  Speaker 1: obviously that would not be good, but you know I
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  Speaker 1: would really prefer at this point if it will get
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: you to stop talking to me, I'll be wonderful. Okay,
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. You know I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down to your office. I'm gonna handcuff you,
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna spank your bare bottom. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. How do you like How do you
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: like them? Apples? I don't know. Okay, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I am going to tell us, your supervisor, but you
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  Speaker 1: look said you want to thank my beare a bottom?
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm sure he wants to take a
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  Speaker 1: crack at it. Too. Bad number. Tell me about number
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  Speaker 1: you want my badge number? Yes, I want you a
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  Speaker 1: badge number. It's ninety two point five. That's not a
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  Speaker 1: badge number. You're right, because this is actually jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Jessica set you up. Oh my god. She
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: told us about how you move the bus. The other
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  Speaker 1: day and wanted us to scare you. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: that you said that you were going to be my
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  Speaker 1: bigger bottom yours. Oh I'm still gonna do that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Week of every morning with jewel phone taps,
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties point five. Like the legend
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  Speaker 1: of the things all ends with the beginning