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Phone Tap: S.L.U.T.T.Y Debt Forgiveness · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. In the last couple
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  Speaker 2: of years, some of the big headlines have centered around
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  Speaker 2: student loan debt and forgiveness. Yeah, hope, whether try to
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  Speaker 2: just get rid of it all or if you have
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  Speaker 2: to pay it off like any other debt. I want
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  Speaker 2: to add to it. Well that Jose's hill. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter where you stand on the issue. All that
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  Speaker 2: matters is one guy's been looking to get his debt cleared,
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  Speaker 2: so he emailed his bank asking if he could be
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  Speaker 2: part of the forgiveness program. Yeah, and Brook is calling
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  Speaker 2: back with some good news. Can't wait for you to
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  Speaker 2: hear it too in your phone? Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from since bank. Is this mile zone?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is him?
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  Speaker 4: Great because we got your email inquiring about the student
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  Speaker 4: loan debt forgiveness program.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, pretty popular?
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  Speaker 5: Huh right, Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: We get so many people who just want a free ride.
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  Speaker 4: Don't want to pay for anything these days.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's hard to come back and pay
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  Speaker 5: those off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just stick it to the government with all their
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  Speaker 4: debt walk away freeloaders.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 5: I was just no, I was just looking for a
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  Speaker 5: little assistance.
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  Speaker 3: Assistance. I mean, you want it all gone, that's different.
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  Speaker 5: But okay, is there a problem here? I mean I
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  Speaker 5: thought that's what the program was. There was a debt
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  Speaker 5: forgetting its thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Federal Student Loan Debt Relief program. And I
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  Speaker 4: am calling actually happy to inform you because we put
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  Speaker 4: your name towards the top of the list to be considered.
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  Speaker 5: That is incredible, nude.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's what I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Earlier I knew you'd be excited.
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  Speaker 4: So in the meantime, you'll be paying for Abby Clutterbuck
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  Speaker 4: from Newark, New Jersey and her student debt.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, I'm supposed to pay somebody else's Can you say
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  Speaker 5: that again, I paint somebody else's debt.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I can say it as many times as you want.
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  Speaker 3: Here's how it works.
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  Speaker 4: Once you put in your request to have your debt forgiven,
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  Speaker 4: you're automatically enrolled in our debt transfer program called Slutty Lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an acronym.
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  Speaker 4: It stands for stud Alone Universal God, what is it
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  Speaker 4: something about like transfer tuition.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. We just call it slutty.
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  Speaker 5: That's not that's not the program I signed up for.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: Remember I told you were being considered for the one
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  Speaker 4: you want. But in the meantime, you're gonna pay off
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  Speaker 4: someone else's debt.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't want to. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 5: any other program. I just want to be in the
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  Speaker 5: debt forgiveness.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I think you may feel differently when you
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  Speaker 4: hear Abby's profile. She's a seven and your junior who's
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  Speaker 4: never graduated with a double major.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even care who they are.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do. You know, when she was studying
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  Speaker 4: you're going to get a kick out of this philosophy
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  Speaker 4: and recreational journalism.
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  Speaker 3: With a minor. It says here in Alabama tourism. What
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  Speaker 3: was she going to do with that?
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  Speaker 5: Can you kick my name off of that list? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I can. Automatically you get enrolled. It's just in the system.
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  Speaker 5: So well, then I don't want to be on any list.
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  Speaker 5: I forget the forgiveness thing.
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  Speaker 3: I get your feelings.
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  Speaker 4: I know your generation pretty big on those, but imagine
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  Speaker 4: how Abby's feeling.
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  Speaker 5: I could care less how Abby's feeling. I don't want
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  Speaker 5: anybody else's debt. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: You should care because I bet she's feeling pretty relieved
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  Speaker 4: with seven years without a degree. Here it says she's
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  Speaker 4: a mast over sixty four thousand dollars in.
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  Speaker 3: Debt and it's all going to be paid off thanks
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  Speaker 3: to you.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, you're not listening to me. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 5: pay for anybody else's debt.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a second, you say you didn't want to pay
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  Speaker 4: for somebody else's debt, but you want somebody to pay
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  Speaker 4: for your debt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, the federal government offers.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of funny. Huh, it's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 5: It's not funny. It's it's forgiveness. It's from the government
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  Speaker 5: on forgiveness.
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  Speaker 4: Another funny word, isn't that You just think it's gonna disappear.
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  Speaker 3: Into the air. You want the country takes the hits.
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  Speaker 3: But that's not your problem.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not my problem.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'd be thought too, So.
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  Speaker 5: This isn't right, Like, this isn't even legal.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think you've got your law degree. Doesn't
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  Speaker 3: seem like your debt's high enough for that.
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  Speaker 5: So this is ridiculous. You don't even sound like a
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  Speaker 5: professional person. Is there somebody else I could talk to you?
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  Speaker 3: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: I can transfer you, absolutely, but I do want you
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  Speaker 4: to know we already transferred last month's payment into abby
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  Speaker 4: clutterbucks account, so.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure she's very grateful.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: That's not where I sent my money to. How did
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  Speaker 5: you even get at it like that?
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  Speaker 3: I bet you'll even write you a thank you card.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want need a thank you card for Abbe
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  Speaker 5: clutterblood or the Slut Foundation party.
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  Speaker 3: Bloody Slody. Would you like to thank you card from
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  Speaker 3: your wife? Sienna?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know what you're talking? Are you drinking?
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  Speaker 3: She's the one who set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call?
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  Speaker 4: Wait? What did you say?
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  Speaker 3: This is all a joke. It's Brook from the radio
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  Speaker 3: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 3: tap on you. Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, said you're really excited about the debt
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  Speaker 4: for giveness program, which is awesome, you know, I mean
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  Speaker 4: awesome for you, awesome for Abby Clutterbuck.
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  Speaker 5: I still want the debt forgiveness. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: you guys could help me there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I can't do that. Got a lot of
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  Speaker 3: debt on this show. Only two of us actually went
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  Speaker 3: to college, so that.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So only two of you went to college. Why
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  Speaker 5: do I feel stupider than.
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  Speaker 4: You, guys?
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  Speaker 3: Because because stupid is totally a word. Weake up every
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  Speaker 3: morning was spun tap weekday mornings on the Twenties, brooking
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning