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Phone Tap PODCAST: Our Social Media Sucks, Okurrr? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: your free money phone tap. And what happens when you
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  Speaker 1: accept the job opportunity of a lifetime? Gosh, so exciting.
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  Speaker 1: And then right before your first day, you get a
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  Speaker 1: call from the company saying your boss has been fired
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  Speaker 1: and now you have a brand new manager and that
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  Speaker 1: person has a very different idea about what you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be doing around the yaf Oh no, well that's
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  Speaker 1: what her own Brook Fox does today. Big yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because she calls a woman who recently accepted a social
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  Speaker 1: media position at a local company. Simple enough, Well, she's
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  Speaker 1: about to get the shock of a lifetime. You'll hear
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  Speaker 1: it in your brand new phone tap right now, Brook
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  Speaker 1: two point five your chance to win. Hello, Hi, this
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  Speaker 1: is Peyton with Health Insurance. I'm looking to talk with Kim.
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  Speaker 1: This is Kim how can I help you? Hi, Kim.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't know me, but I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say welcome to the company. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I am very excited. Yeah, I heard you interviewed with
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  Speaker 1: Rob last week, but I'm actually going to be your
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  Speaker 1: manager from here on out. Oh wow, Rob was really
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  Speaker 1: great stuff. But I'm very happy to virtually meet you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Rob start with a company anymore. He got caught putting
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  Speaker 1: a body part in the vending machine. Super embarrassing. What Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it wasn't even his body part anyway. That sounds
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  Speaker 1: like there's more of a story there, something like that.
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  Speaker 1: It's all anyone can talk about right now. But what
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  Speaker 1: we want to talk about is you. You you you,
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  Speaker 1: And I know when you met with Rob, he spoke
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  Speaker 1: with you about the description for the social media marketer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah absolutely yeah, and it you know, talked about your
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  Speaker 1: duties connecting with the community and project a positive image
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  Speaker 1: about the company. Definitely, yeah, absolutely. Okay, throw that out
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  Speaker 1: the window. What do you mean out the window? I
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  Speaker 1: thought the position. You know, I'm a social media expert. Okay, yeah, Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm all for a few clicks and shares from our
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  Speaker 1: social media platforms, but I need some TikTok fika. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we just need to get our company's name out there
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  Speaker 1: on social media. So tell me this, how quickly can
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  Speaker 1: you eat a bowl of pasta? A bowl of posta? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the world record is twenty six point six nine seconds,
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  Speaker 1: and you have to beat that. I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: pretty confused. This is for the new position right at
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  Speaker 1: the healthcare tech company that I'm supposed to be starting
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  Speaker 1: right Monday. Yes, on your first day at work, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to do I straight days of attempting to break
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  Speaker 1: as many world records as possible. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: Rob discussed any of this with me. I told you
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  Speaker 1: Rad's gone the vending machine thing. Yeah, I'm in charge
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  Speaker 1: now and I got some ideals. So don't worry if
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  Speaker 1: you can't actually break the world records, because I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: we post all the fails online. Up fire up. Oh Chris, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you definitely have a lot of great energy there. But
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  Speaker 1: I feel that maybe if we kind of look at
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  Speaker 1: what's been done and the goal of the company, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe some of those ideas, who can just tailor them
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  Speaker 1: maybe okay and a little better. We need to think bigger, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: bigger girl, for example, how many piercings do you have
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  Speaker 1: right now? Wow? Are you saying a lot? Because Wow,
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  Speaker 1: to me says a lot. I mean I want to
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  Speaker 1: wow them like they're looking for an in network doctor,
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  Speaker 1: and then we give them a girl with your ears
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  Speaker 1: piers four hundred fift two times mind blown. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: blowing my mind for sure. Yeah, I know, maybe not
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  Speaker 1: in the way that you think. I hear you loud
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  Speaker 1: and clear. This is big picture stuff. Okay, it's a
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  Speaker 1: little confusing to me because I'm not sure if you
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  Speaker 1: had a chance to speak to Rob before he laughed
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  Speaker 1: or Okay, we need to get over Rob and the
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  Speaker 1: wing whing and the woohoo. You know what happened with
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  Speaker 1: a vending machine again, he's gone, this is my show
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  Speaker 1: and we are leveling up. I think we are actually
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  Speaker 1: coming in this in two different points of view. I
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  Speaker 1: think you want me to be like your social media's
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  Speaker 1: guinea pig, and I'm really more of a behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes marketing strategist. So I'm not sure it's a good
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  Speaker 1: wit because yeah, wow, like I thought you were a
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  Speaker 1: young fun person who wanted to have some fun at work. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not the type of fun that I signed up for.
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  Speaker 1: This is not what I was looking for for. Kim.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, you know, I mean you've said to him, Kim,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to further your career, and I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know that about fifteen years ago, yours
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  Speaker 1: truly was in Cabo and a little film production called
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  Speaker 1: Girls Gone Wild asked me to go on camera and
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  Speaker 1: guess who was famous a month later. Congratulation. Don't be jealous.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear it in a voice. Jealous. I am not.
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  Speaker 1: But what I am is going to have to maybe
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  Speaker 1: withdraw my candidacy for this position because this is actually
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  Speaker 1: not gone to work because Girl's Gone Wild is not
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  Speaker 1: actually on my vision board. Don't can't listen to me now,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard you. Okay, I've heard you. Kevin's all a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Don't quit your job and you didn't start yet. It
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  Speaker 1: was really nice speaking Ken. Listen, I'm not your manager.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean I mean this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Okay, your actual manager, Rob, he's still there.
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  Speaker 1: There was no vending machine incident. He and your co
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  Speaker 1: workers set you up as some weird initiation to your
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  Speaker 1: first day at work there are you? Are you serious? Yes? Yes, Kim.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was sitting here. I was I
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  Speaker 1: had tears in my eyes, like crap, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to be able to take this new job. It's crazy. Well,
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  Speaker 1: word on the street is if you break that pasta
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  Speaker 1: world record, you're still going to get a promotion. Look
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