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Phone Tap: I Found Your Wallet · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who unfortunately lost his wallet the other night.
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  Speaker 1: He's already called several places where he thought he may
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  Speaker 1: have left it, and no one has reported finding it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Such a pain.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's about to change when Jose calls with some
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  Speaker 1: very exciting news. Oh but Jose needs to be careful.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to make sure that he's not getting scammed either.
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  Speaker 1: That's just smart thinking in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi is this Damon?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? I'd rather not say. Look, I think I found
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  Speaker 2: your wallet.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, seriously, you found it?
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  Speaker 2: I think it could be. It's brown leather and it
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  Speaker 2: had an idea with your name on it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah that's the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That address was like one or three zero road.
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  Speaker 3: That's my address. Yeah, that's right there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well I googled the address and it linked me
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  Speaker 2: to this phone number.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you so much for finding my wallet.
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  Speaker 2: Hold On, I found your ID. I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 2: it's your wallet.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what do you mean you said you had both
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  Speaker 3: the ID and the wallet.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I have a wallet, but someone could have
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  Speaker 2: just taken your ID and put it in there.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, No one would just take my ID for
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  Speaker 3: my wallet and just put it in another walt.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen some strange stuff in my life. You never know, No.
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  Speaker 3: You do know, and I know that's my idea in
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  Speaker 3: my wallet.
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  Speaker 2: Well okay, Well, if this is really your wallet, how
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  Speaker 2: many credit card slots does it have? What credit you know,
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  Speaker 2: like the little slots like the sleeves for the credit cards.
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  Speaker 2: How many of those do you have?
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  Speaker 3: I know what those are? But that is a weird
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  Speaker 3: question to ask.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just hurry up. I don't have all day. It's
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  Speaker 2: a simple question. I don't want to have to hang
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  Speaker 2: up on you and find the real owner.
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  Speaker 3: You did find the real owner, It's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Then how many credit card slots are there?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a four on the left and
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  Speaker 3: trive on the right, like nine total.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're so close. There's eight. Oh my, I'm
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  Speaker 2: counting eight total.
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  Speaker 3: Who cares?
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  Speaker 2: No, you you were close enough for me to maybe
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  Speaker 2: give you another question.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want another question. I want my wallet and
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  Speaker 3: I do best.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is easy. If you had a picture in
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  Speaker 2: your wallet, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: It's my dog?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, what's he?
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  Speaker 3: Wearing nothing. He's a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you got that right, But how do I know
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  Speaker 2: it's your dog?
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  Speaker 3: It's a Golden Retriever and it's my dog. Stop scoring
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  Speaker 3: around with me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I got admit. You did pretty good there.
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  Speaker 3: I did good because I know it's learning.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it is?
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 2: Well, are you offering a reward?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not offering a ward. I know it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're losing a wallet, you would assume there's
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  Speaker 2: a reward attached if somebody found it.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, whatever, what do you want?
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  Speaker 2: Let me see? Hold on, Oh my gods, eighty three
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  Speaker 2: dollars exactly.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I have in my wallet.
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  Speaker 2: And you know that you had eighty two dollars in
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  Speaker 2: your wallet. You're a dollar short?
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  Speaker 3: God?
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  Speaker 2: Did you want to like venmo me or like wire
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  Speaker 2: transfer that extra buck? And we can?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm done with you? Like honestly, I
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  Speaker 3: think you just keep the wallet.
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  Speaker 2: No, look, you agree to the eighty three bucks, I'll
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  Speaker 2: get your wallet. Is that good?
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  Speaker 3: I'm done with you? No?
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  Speaker 2: Look hold on, let me grab it. It's oh no,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, I just dropped it in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: You.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, how about this? You come to my house.
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  Speaker 2: You reach in the toilet, grab it. It's yours. I'll
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  Speaker 2: only take eighty one dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want it anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Melissa, she'll want at least two dollars out of this wallet.
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  Speaker 2: What because she set you up for the s frank
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  Speaker 2: phone call? Man, Oh, this is actually Jose from Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're just playing a joke
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  Speaker 2: on you.
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  Speaker 3: Brother.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, your wife said you lost your wallet.
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  Speaker 2: She wanted to troll you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill her.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: I was moving my mind here, like what kind of
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  Speaker 3: weird ass are these?
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  Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't have just asked how many inches
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  Speaker 2: exactly from left to right is your total wallet and
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  Speaker 2: you would have known that it's eleven inches on a quarter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, obviously I knew that. Duh.
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  Speaker 2: I should have started with that one. Then we wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have even had this conbo.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was punk taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning