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Phone Tap: Motorboat the B-Day Cake · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: What's the ultimate nightmare for someone who runs a bakery
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  Speaker 1: burning down? I thought was gonna say, run out of sugar? Yeah? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How about an irate parent calling because you screwed up
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  Speaker 1: their kid's birthday cake? That's got to be up there
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  Speaker 1: and Brook, what would you do if that happened to
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  Speaker 1: little Alder if his birthday cake I've never even ordered
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  Speaker 1: a birthday cake, doesn't deserves Maybe learn to read? Said
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  Speaker 1: I was. The answer I was going for is you
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  Speaker 1: call the manager of the bakery and make him feel
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  Speaker 1: bad about himself by telling the whole word a story
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  Speaker 1: that is so. That's exactly what I did today, and
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  Speaker 1: things of course got weird. It's your phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Cross Bakery. This is Nicholas. How gonna help you? Nicholas?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the manager? I am? What What can I
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  Speaker 1: do for you? Sirs. Yeah, my name's Breton Numbers. You
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  Speaker 1: delivered a cake to my house this past Sunday and
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  Speaker 1: there was an issue with it. Oh okay, Brett, I
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  Speaker 1: apologize for the issue. What was the problem? Your delivery
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  Speaker 1: guy didn't say anything about this? Uh? No, nothing the
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  Speaker 1: first time I'm here. No nothing. I apologize, can you? Okay? Uh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, your delivery guy shows up super late,
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  Speaker 1: basically at the end of my son's birthday party. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. You should be sorry because
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  Speaker 1: my son's over there crying and your delivery guy gets there.
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  Speaker 1: So we just rushed the cake into the party room.
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  Speaker 1: All the kids are just crowded around it, and we
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  Speaker 1: opened the box and what do we see? Big booby cake.
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  Speaker 1: A big booby cake. Don't ack like you've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of a booby cake. You made it with two giant,
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  Speaker 1: anatomically correct frosted breasts on top, sir, Right, is this funny? No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm my apologies that we were expecting a paw patrol
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  Speaker 1: cake and instead it was like girls gone wild for
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  Speaker 1: first graders. So that's that's horrible. It is horrible. This
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  Speaker 1: should not have happened. Well, it gets worse because one
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  Speaker 1: kid points at the cake and goes, that's my mom what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing damage control saying, oh, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: those aren't women's moves. You know, those are the great
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  Speaker 1: Dome Mountains of Tokyo. One kid goes, well, why are
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  Speaker 1: their cherries on top of both of them? Um? Boy,
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  Speaker 1: that's that sounds like it was an awful situation for
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  Speaker 1: you to be Yeah, it was. My head was spinning
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  Speaker 1: just trying to come up with answers to shut these
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  Speaker 1: kids up. You never you never should have been putting
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  Speaker 1: that situation, sir, Yeah, you're telling me. And then probably
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  Speaker 1: the worst part is the littlest boy there named Stewart
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  Speaker 1: gets up on the table and began to latch. Oh no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: he put his mouth right on top of one of
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  Speaker 1: the peaks. Oh gosh, again, you're laughing. You think that's funny? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm just overwhelmed. Overwhelmed. I'm you're seriously your
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  Speaker 1: delivery driver didn't mention any of this to you, not
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  Speaker 1: a word of it. That was great. Wow. I mean
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  Speaker 1: he's not here yet today, it's still pretty early in
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  Speaker 1: the day. Maybe maybe he just hasn't told me because
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  Speaker 1: he's not here. That's not my problem, of course not.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I just and what am I supposed to
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  Speaker 1: do in that situation? I just had to roll with it.
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  Speaker 1: So instead of taking the cake away, I just popped
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  Speaker 1: a candle in each bosom. Sure you didn't, Oh I did.
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  Speaker 1: My kid blows him out with a big dating grin
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  Speaker 1: on his face. That look great in the photos. You.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, So you took photos? Yeah, I took photos
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  Speaker 1: at my child's birthday party. I'm a good dad. Sure, Sure,
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  Speaker 1: of course, of course you are. I said weird to
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  Speaker 1: you that I commemorate my son's big events in life. No,
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  Speaker 1: I just if this was that alarment of a situation. Surprising,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what surprising. After he blew the candles out,
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  Speaker 1: two older boys peer pressured him to motorboat the cake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, that was surprising. Sure, I am dead serious.
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  Speaker 1: They held him up by the legs, frosting going everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, I don't either. I was just helpless,
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  Speaker 1: crying over in the corner of the room, yelling stop it,
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  Speaker 1: leave him alone. But you know, my son's having the
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  Speaker 1: time of his life, getting right up in those cakes,
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  Speaker 1: just right in that chocolate. Oh boy, so now all
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  Speaker 1: the parents think I'm some kind of neighborhood pervert because
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  Speaker 1: of your booby cake delivery. Should should not have happened.
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  Speaker 1: This sounds like it was a terrible stranger. You can
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  Speaker 1: drop the act. I know you did this on purpose.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know why. So that's where God like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this. I would never do
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  Speaker 1: that to a child. Oh yeah, right, cakes, go back
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  Speaker 1: to the party. Maybe the orders got switched, like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: have to go look at Okay, that makes sense because
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  Speaker 1: it did have something written on the bottom. Oh that
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  Speaker 1: might help me find it. What was written on them?
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  Speaker 1: Looking at the pictures right now, it says this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Can you explain that? What? Yeah, dude, my name's jeff
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  Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh, you didn't deliver a boom cake to a
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  Speaker 1: seven year old's birthday party. No, I just like trying
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  Speaker 1: to not laugh at the kid motor boating the day. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: if you're jealous, you could have whatever's left. Oh Stuart's
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  Speaker 1: still latching onto one of the peaks, so you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to fight him for week. Up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: boone tabs weekday mornings on the Twenties Broken Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning