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Phone Tap: Pooch Smooch · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, rarely do we get an opportunity to prank
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  Speaker 1: an actress.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: And look, before you get your hopes up, this isn't
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  Speaker 1: some really big name person that you've ever heard.
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  Speaker 3: Of before, Witherspood, not Meryl Streep.
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  Speaker 1: This time it's a woman who does TV ads and
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  Speaker 1: some smaller print. But recently we got an email from
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  Speaker 1: her friend saying she got booked for a commercial, but
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't know what it's for yet, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to make it something really weird. We came up
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  Speaker 1: with a perfect product. You're going to hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Hi, Kate Winner, Yes, this is she.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, okay, this is Grant Caviare from House Marketing.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be her actress for the commercial that
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  Speaker 3: we're doing this weekend, right, Yeah, I am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm super excited.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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  Speaker 1: The company that we're working with wants to keep it
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  Speaker 1: under wraps as much as possible, so you know how
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  Speaker 1: that is.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of secret. That's fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean the thing that it's going to be
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  Speaker 1: really big, it's this national pet business. They're launching a
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  Speaker 1: brand new product called Pooch smooch.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, woot.
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  Speaker 1: What it is.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fun little idea.
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  Speaker 1: They're making this little spray bottle and you splitts it
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  Speaker 1: onto your face to make your pupp want to lick you.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean by that? Well don't I don't
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  Speaker 2: really understand.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know how people like to be licked, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes your dog won't do it on command and
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  Speaker 1: that gonna be frustrating. Okay, So anyway, when you come
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  Speaker 1: down for the shoot, we'll have an array of dogs
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  Speaker 1: ready for you, and trust me, you're gonna love this.
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  Speaker 1: They're just gonna be licking your face for ten hours
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  Speaker 1: straight while we get video instills.
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  Speaker 2: Ten hours, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Give or take ten could be a little more, a
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  Speaker 3: little less.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you need ten hours of dogs licking my face?
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because the thing is we have
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  Speaker 1: five different delicious scents that they want to promote, So
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be sprayed with liver, duck, venison, lamon.
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  Speaker 3: Rice, and dog butt. Wait that's the stuff dog's like.
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  Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
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  Speaker 3: I am?
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  Speaker 1: And going back to why ten hours? The sense they
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  Speaker 1: stick to your body for a long time, so you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna smell like duck and dog butt for at least
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  Speaker 1: an hour after each spray.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused. I mean usually I do like a magazine
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  Speaker 2: shoot or car commercials. I mean, you guys are just
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  Speaker 2: going to be spraying stuff on my face. I mean
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  Speaker 2: that's not something I normally do.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, dog butt on your face?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially that one. I mean it seems ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Well, remember this is for dog owners who love getting kisses.
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  Speaker 2: I understand that I have a dog. I like getting kisses,
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  Speaker 2: and this is perfect for you. I don't really need
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  Speaker 2: any help in that area.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I guess you're one of the special ones. Then,
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  Speaker 1: who just has a dog that loves kissing on its
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  Speaker 1: own accord?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's most dog. I'm not going to dudge
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  Speaker 2: a product.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about my dog. He
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  Speaker 3: will not lick me, no matter how hard I try.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that kind of sounds like a personal issue
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  Speaker 2: between you and your dog that I hope you guys
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  Speaker 2: get over. But my can start here is the commercial,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe the dogs will just give me kisses anyway,
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  Speaker 2: if we just fritch me with water.
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  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying here. I'm reading between the lines.
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  Speaker 1: So you you hate animals? No, I you support the
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  Speaker 1: kill shelters.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Why are you even jumping to
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  Speaker 2: that conclusion? Well, I'm just reminding me dog but on
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  Speaker 2: my face.
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  Speaker 1: Remember this is for the dogs. It's not about you
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  Speaker 1: and oh I don't want to be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: smelly for an hour.
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  Speaker 2: But it is about me because I'm the one being
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  Speaker 2: put in this situation. I mean, do you want dog
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  Speaker 2: straight on your face for ten and then getting licked
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  Speaker 2: off by seven animals you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm the producer, you're the actress that we're paying
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  Speaker 1: you good money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to say no, but this is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just look, if you back out on this, I
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  Speaker 1: doubt the agency would book you ever again.
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  Speaker 3: So you need to get licked.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear what you just said? You have to
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  Speaker 2: get licked? I mean that's offensive. I mean I'm not
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  Speaker 2: even sure how it's offensive, but it's offensive.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, what if I say it this way?
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  Speaker 1: Your best friend Lindsey wants you to get licked for
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  Speaker 1: this prank phone call?
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  Speaker 3: Oh what Yeah, my name.
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  Speaker 1: Is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, I'm going to kill her.
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  Speaker 1: It was your best friend, Lindsay's idea. She emailed us
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  Speaker 1: and said, you just got hired to do some sort
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  Speaker 1: of ad in a commercial and you didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: you were doing, and she wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, who came up with the dog bucks now?
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  Speaker 2: I mean that is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did.
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  Speaker 1: She came up with it, and she said, you would
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  Speaker 1: actually love the idea of smelling like dog butt.
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  Speaker 3: Oh she read that wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you think wake up every morning with Boone taps
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  Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 2: Morning