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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Can’t Order Pizza · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: You tell me, I'm Piz. This is John Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to order something. What's your name? Name is Seth McElroy.
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  Speaker 1: Is this for pick up or delivery? Yeah? I want
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  Speaker 1: to pick up the delivery? Please? No? No, there's two
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  Speaker 1: separate things, pick up or delivery. Yeah, that's what I want. No,
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  Speaker 1: which one? Do you want to pick it up? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want us to deliver it to you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That that one? Uh? If I could pick it up?
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  Speaker 1: Which delivery I want to? I want to go pick
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  Speaker 1: it up for delivery? Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you one word and you're gonna say yes or no. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready? Yes or no? No? I haven't as
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  Speaker 1: used the question yet. Just wait. You can either say
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  Speaker 1: yes or no. You can't say both. Just choose one.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want delivery? No? No? So pick up? Yes? Okay? Good?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that. You were kind of confusing me. Whatever. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: can we take your order. What kind of pizza do
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  Speaker 1: you want? I was gonna ask you any specials. We
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  Speaker 1: have a vegetarian on special. How much extra would it
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  Speaker 1: be to add meat to the vegetarian? Sir? This is
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  Speaker 1: a vegetarian pizza. If you want meat, just get a
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  Speaker 1: meat pizza. Okay, So I will have a meat pizza. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: makes much more sense. Sorry, what do you want on it? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I want vegetables. Oh my god, do you want the
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  Speaker 1: vegetarian or the meat pizza? No? I want the meat pizza. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want on it? Vegetables with? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on. I don't know if you're screwing
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  Speaker 1: with me, but if you want to take an order,
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  Speaker 1: do it, because we're really busy right now. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. But you're being very confusing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: anything else you want? Yeah? What? Well, there's this stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I've seen. Yeah, I've seen it on a pizza before.
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  Speaker 1: It's I don't know what it's called, but it's. Um,
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  Speaker 1: we're very busy. Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm trying. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like this stuff that's kind of creamy, but not when
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  Speaker 1: it's not heated up when you heat it up against
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  Speaker 1: you talking about Yeah, that's what it's called on the
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  Speaker 1: tip of my tongue the whole time. I'm glad you
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  Speaker 1: said it, so I'll have some of that. Is there
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  Speaker 1: anything else? Well, one more thing and I think we're
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  Speaker 1: done finally. Okay, there's this other thing that I've seen
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  Speaker 1: on a pizza before. It's um huh? Is it soft socks? No,
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  Speaker 1: I've never had socks. Do you recommend it? Tomato songs?
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  Speaker 1: What are those? Tomato sauce? Tomato thoughts. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what those are. Tomato sauce, Oh, tornado sauce. Sorry so stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Your phone was breaking up so I couldn't really understand.
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  Speaker 1: Tomato sauce, ymato sauce. I will have some of that
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  Speaker 1: tornado sauce. I don't know what it is, but it
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  Speaker 1: sounds spicy and good. I'm hanging up on you. Just
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  Speaker 1: know that you are the worst customer I've literally ever had. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know that this is a prank phone call then
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  Speaker 1: and we'll be even what are you talking about? This
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  Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your buddy Brian set
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  Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god. He says that you guys
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  Speaker 1: work together and you're always complaining about how long it
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  Speaker 1: takes people to order. Yeah, I'll have that on the pizza.
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