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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pastor Dave Fills In · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. Hello church, this is Rosemary speaking. Hi there, Rosemary.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Pastor Dave. How are you on this
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  Speaker 1: blessed day? I'm doing well, Thank you, Pastor. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Well, I was told to give you
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  Speaker 1: a call because I'll be filling in for Pastor Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's on sabbatical, and they said that you'd be the
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  Speaker 1: person to help get me situated. Oh yes, yes, they
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  Speaker 1: told me about you. That's great. Well, I'm very happy
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  Speaker 1: to hear from you, and we're really excited to meet you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited too. I'm very pleased to have the opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to converse with your congregation. I can't wait to go
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  Speaker 1: in there next Sunday and just spread the word. I
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  Speaker 1: just can't wait. Yeah, that's wonderful. Yeah, I am just
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to preach, you know, It's it's been a while,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm looking forward to it. Excuse me, a pastor,
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  Speaker 1: the way you've talked to made me feel a little uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Was my tone too calm? You know,
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  Speaker 1: some of my critics have told me that my words
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  Speaker 1: can be a little too soothing, so I sometimes I
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  Speaker 1: need to kind of crank that it up, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm trying. No, I will. You know, you use
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  Speaker 1: some words that were inappropriate. You know, this is a
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  Speaker 1: church and we have a lot of elderly and children,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a church, and we don't use that kind
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  Speaker 1: of language around here. Oh no, I'm I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: I was using colorful language. You know. Sometimes it just
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  Speaker 1: slips out, and I apologize for that. I understand it
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  Speaker 1: happens sometimes. If I would have known, I definitely would
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  Speaker 1: have refrained from such talk. I believe it's um if
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  Speaker 1: Esians five, verse three and four that states, nor should
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  Speaker 1: there be obscenity foolish talk, but rather thanksgiving. I love
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  Speaker 1: that verse, you know, Yes, that's very movement. If that
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  Speaker 1: verse doesn't just hit you straight in the heart, make
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  Speaker 1: you want to confess your sins. I don't think you
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  Speaker 1: just did it again. You just swore again, sir um.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure about that, Rosemary? I'm positive. Well, that's
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  Speaker 1: a rather judgmental statement from you, Rosemary. I don't see
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  Speaker 1: how that's judgmental. It's I mean, that's the truth. We
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  Speaker 1: don't allow cussing. I don't know any pastor who cusses.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where you previously were pastor, but that's
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  Speaker 1: just not okay in our congregation. Well, and I agree
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  Speaker 1: with you and Rosemary, I don't think I was swearing.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you have a problem with me maybe
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  Speaker 1: coming into the church. And that's fine, but I've agreed
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  Speaker 1: to I'm sorry you see it again. You just swore again,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're blaming me? What who are you? I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to talk to the council about you now, Rosemary,
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  Speaker 1: calmed down my child? Okay, No, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: calm down. You're having a bit of a fit and
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  Speaker 1: that happens, and that's that is so inappropriate. Why would
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  Speaker 1: you say something like that, because I think that's what's
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  Speaker 1: going on now is you're sort of making a mountain
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  Speaker 1: out of a mole hill in you need to stop swearing.
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  Speaker 1: You have a dirty mouth like a sailor, a dirty,
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  Speaker 1: dirty sailor. Okay, well you have that here. You can
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  Speaker 1: feel the way you want about my mouth. But my
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  Speaker 1: heart is pure. You have a pure heart. Well, mouth
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  Speaker 1: is so dirty, it's obviously getting contaminated from somewhere. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if the way you're talking about it, maybe
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  Speaker 1: it's being contaminated from my I don't know. I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you wrote? Final man? Who can't be a pastor?
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  Speaker 1: How is this possible? I will agree with you there, Rosemary,
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  Speaker 1: It's not possible that I'm a pastor because this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What. Yeah, this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. That news sort of slapped you on, didn't it.
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  Speaker 1: What What is this about? It's a joke. Your coworker
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  Speaker 1: Joshua set you up. What? Oh my goodness, Oh my godness,
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  Speaker 1: are you kidding? Yes, I am kidding. He wanted to
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  Speaker 1: freak you out about the new pastor. So hopefully that's
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  Speaker 1: not what you're gonna get. Oh my goodness, you're definitely
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  Speaker 1: not a religious man. I'm really far from that. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: stop it. I wouldn't hear it anymore.