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The Zuckerfish AI Butt Hole Episode · Microphone Monkeys

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  SPEAKER_01: Here we come, walking down on the street.
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  SPEAKER_01: Got the goal, no taxes to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Free to speak and free to trade.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: Markets up, no need for one of the microphone monkeys.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: People say we're around our kids funkies.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Going too busy being free.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, we're the microphone monkeys.
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  SPEAKER_06: Hey guys, this is microphone monkeys.
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  SPEAKER_06: And we have for the first time, I think, in a month, the all five people here today.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_06: We found the monkeys.
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  SPEAKER_06: The monkeys, uh, the baboon barrel, monkey barrel.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_06: Cheeky cheeky.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, it's all uh so we have Dark Webb at Maring.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yay! The brand new nickname.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_06: Third eye Atherton.
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  SPEAKER_06: Mafia Mike, the concrete shoe uh specialist.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Back from his adventure.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: I don't I dumped a few bodies overboard.
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  SPEAKER_06: He was gone a little extra long this time out in international waters to have a square.
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  SPEAKER_06: And then we have this the Hoff, this uh sergeant Steve, Stone Cold Steve Hoffman.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: Just celebrated my not yet 80 birthday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're an old fart, aren't you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: When's your birthday?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: May 17th.
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  SPEAKER_00: May 17th.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody should know that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's Norwegian Independence Day.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_06: Everyone knows that.
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  SPEAKER_05: When did that happen?
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Go out and get your Ludafisk or whatever they're gonna have.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: They freed themselves from the Swedes.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_06: Ah, those Norwegians.
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  SPEAKER_06: Are you Norwegian?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: You betcha, don't you?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: That's Minnesota.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's far going.
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  SPEAKER_06: Poika.
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  SPEAKER_06: Viking.
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  SPEAKER_06: Leave them alone.
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  SPEAKER_06: So I found seven stories this morning.
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  SPEAKER_06: It was actually, I looked through all of my like 15 sources, and that was all I could find this week.
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  SPEAKER_06: Really?
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  SPEAKER_05: His his incredible research.
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  SPEAKER_05: It took him all morning.
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  SPEAKER_06: All morning, a full hour.
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  SPEAKER_06: You gotta put in more of an effort than this is just anarchy.
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  SPEAKER_06: So no order, no preparing.
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  SPEAKER_06: So the first one I have is AI related.
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  SPEAKER_05: Like really?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_05: AI.
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  SPEAKER_05: Michikaku.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_05: We never talk about Michikaku.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_06: Michokaku.
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  SPEAKER_01: Michukaku's back.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh in China.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_06: In China, there's a startup company that created an AI-powered pet translator with 95% accuracy on dogs and cats.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wait.
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  SPEAKER_06: It translates animal language?
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  SPEAKER_04: Sounds 95% accuracy.
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  SPEAKER_04: Like, how do we know if we don't know what animals are saying to begin with?
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  SPEAKER_04: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_04: I thought it was like human languages.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, you match it with their behavior and their emotions, and they're just making sounds, and it's a very simple type of communication.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_04: Is it this only analyzing audio?
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  SPEAKER_04: Or is it analyzing facial expression?
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  SPEAKER_04: Just I'm not buying it.
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  SPEAKER_04: This is kind of like this.
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  SPEAKER_04: Hey, check this out.
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  SPEAKER_06: Where's this from?
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  SPEAKER_06: Botswani Times?
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_06: Not Botswani, it's still Hindu Times.
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  SPEAKER_06: Very high journalistic standards in India.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
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  SPEAKER_04: Is this really from India Times?
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  SPEAKER_04: Come on, dude.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, forget.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_06: You need to hear the full story.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, give me a little skeptic.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_06: Give me, yeah.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_06: Like Skeptic magazine.
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  SPEAKER_06: I thought you were open to these.
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  SPEAKER_04: Look, I want this.
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  SPEAKER_04: I really want this, but this sounds like a big thing.
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  SPEAKER_06: Imagine if this goes into birds.
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  SPEAKER_06: They have little bird cards.
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  SPEAKER_06: Like I said, I want it.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm all for it.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, you have to listen to the story and be open-minded.
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  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_06: So while uh most commercial pet translator apps are largely created with entertainment in mind, this Hang Zhao-based tech startup claims their new pet translator is the real deal.
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  SPEAKER_06: As long as the pet is wearing the device around its neck, the translator can recognize vocalizations, emotions, and behavioral language with 95% accuracy.
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  SPEAKER_06: And Meng Xiaoi launched pre-orders, and they've already had 10,000 units sell.
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  SPEAKER_06: One of the red flags reported was that they they were skeptical of any actual data.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it's just a lot of data's noise.
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  SPEAKER_06: Darren instead of being a total skeptic.
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  SPEAKER_06: We've switched hats now.
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  SPEAKER_06: Now you're the materialist skeptic, and I'm a You're transitioning again.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_06: I'm transitioning once again.
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  SPEAKER_06: So according to Meng Xiao, the AI translator was built on Tongyi Qianwen, large-scale uh model technology, and has accumulated millions of voice print data points on pet behavior and language, which allows it to recognize vocalizations, uh, emotions, and behavioral language with high accuracy.
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  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_05: So they either have to pee, they have to poop, they're hungry, or they saw a squirrel.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, that's that's you know that's the binary view of it.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's the line.
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, what if you start to go species to species?
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  SPEAKER_04: They're gonna see a lot of difference.
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  SPEAKER_04: But it's our interpretation of what they're saying through these large language models that's suspect.
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  SPEAKER_06: It is, but look at dolphins, look at all other species that communicate.
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  SPEAKER_06: We can correlate what they're doing what phenomenon and what it associates with.
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  SPEAKER_06: All languages is we have sounds and written word that are associated with phenomena.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and and they're communicating, it's just how we interpret it.
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  SPEAKER_03: We can't even talk to people across the land and understand them.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're gonna understand animals.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_04: I mean, half the time I don't understand these Republicans what they're saying.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't even understand people in South Carolina in some parts.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_06: Well, they might, if Mike puts us on, they might say some sort of union intimidation accent going on.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_06: They might put it on will and have a straight up Fargo, Wisconsin.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_05: Uh oh, you can't get me there.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_04: Holy cow, there is not right yet.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but but we know there's different dialects.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, they've been studying that with Corvids with crows.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_04: It's like the crows in England don't sound like the crows' hair.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm just picked.
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  SPEAKER_06: I it's all just noises.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_06: I'll just noise.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, yeah.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_06: Well, what if you put these on like one of those hairless cats and give me the coat wants to like do organ extraction?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_06: Give me the coat.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_05: When you say hairless cats, are you talking about bald pussies?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_06: That's we're getting into dark web territory.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_06: This is a little thing to be.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_06: This isn't gonna be in your tape.
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  SPEAKER_06: I guess they're one of the episodes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anyone under 18 don't listen to this.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_06: He's brainstorming again.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_04: That's the title for uh Steve's awfully quiet over there, Steve.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_04: What do you think of these talking animals?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_00: I need to I need to get one of those things because when my Dachshund looks at me with those weepy looking eyes and goes, Arf, arf.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if she says, give me food, or if she's saying, you better take me out, or I'm gonna leave a present on the on the Carolina room floor.
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  SPEAKER_00: Christmas gift.
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  SPEAKER_05: She's probably saying, get your foot off my tail.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_06: Or if they get these events, then they might put it on Steve and say it's like windowless van energy.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_06: They might put it on Darren and you get a chakra frequency raven.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, they've been coming out with these uh smart glasses now, yeah, and every month they've got a new iteration of smart glasses, and I'm sure they're gonna have it instead of just where you can look at a foreign um language sign and it it interpreted itself.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's already here.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, where where you're gonna be able to look at your dog and say, needs to poop.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, or although all those guys were just laid off, weren't they?
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_04: There were like 8,000 of them at Facebook laid off at 4 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_04: That's yeah, but hey, they can probably uh talk to the AI version of um you know Zuckerberg.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_04: Right on their way out, asking a question, why am I going?
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  SPEAKER_06: Well, who was it uh Tucker showing commercials from like five or ten years ago when he launched Meta as like a VR thing and it had Zuckerberg as like an AI emoji looking he was an emoji character, yeah.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's if you it goes compound, and we barely understand humans, but AI is so much more advanced.
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  SPEAKER_06: You you take millions of data points, you take all these little sounds and manure mannerisms and vocalizations and behavior things.
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  SPEAKER_06: Look at that, who's that magician guy who was just at the White House correspondence thing that owes Pearlman?
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_06: He looks at these little micro things and like elimination process approximates down to like your credit card number and your PIN numbers.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: The thing is, how credible could any of this be when man's the one who created AI?
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it's like a uh objective phenomenon.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_06: So it's like when we use math or language or logic, you're you're reaching a reality, objective reality.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_03: You know what this is?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: This is get back from all those nerdy kids back in school.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_03: This might be revenge.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_05: The ones you use the pants?
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_03: The one I used to beat the hell out.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_04: They're all unemployed now.
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  SPEAKER_04: They've been replaced.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_06: They're kind of cannibalizing themselves taught their replacements.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_06: This is nerd on nerd violence.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_06: The nerds are coming up.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_04: Nerd on nerd annihilation.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_04: Can you sit here for the next 12 hours and just repeat your behavior so uh we can train our bot to replace you?
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_00: Most of you are thinking linear about the the advances in technology.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: Since the invention of the computer, the advances have not been linear, they've been exponential.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's why we're seeing this stuff today that our grandkids or our parents could never even think about.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_00: You know, they couldn't imagine it.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: Because we're on an exponential curve, and who knows what's going to happen in the future.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_06: Well, think about the first paper came out in 2017, so that's like Trump's first term.
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  SPEAKER_06: The first AI came out during the Biden term, and now it's going totally exponential during Trump's second term.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_06: This is less than 10 years.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but AI's been cooking for a long time.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_06: It's been machine learning, everything's been going on for about 25 years.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_06: But that was true of the internet and computers too.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_04: They start getting integrated circuits in the 60s, and they just didn't have the chips, the it was a processing power, and also too, all this internet data.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
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  SPEAKER_04: The ability to query data, these language models are queries of gigantic databases.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: So it's processing speed, right?
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: Server farms, that kind of thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this all coming from the data centers?
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean the data centers are doing that, but they're they're doing much more than just that.
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  SPEAKER_05: Well, I had heard that uh their freakout in the CCP is that they have been using their um uh Chinese branded AI, and they're trying to uh see how their uh economic structure can uh rule the world, and the AI c kicked back and said it can't.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_05: And they're freaking out because their plans aren't going through.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, their economic model isn't gonna work.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_05: The economic model doesn't work because the AI is pretty much telling them free market capitalism is the only way to go.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but the thing is, it's like we talked about this before.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_04: When you start to become a resource-based economy, when you're generating your own resources in your own locality, yeah, your market changes.
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  SPEAKER_04: When you throw AI into service-related things with robotics, your market changes, we're moving into a new economic model.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: The fastest way to win is obviously capitalism, like open capitalism, like get rid of the patents and get rid of all that stuff and let people innovate and create.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: But you're gonna reach that point where you hit a new economic model that none of us know how to deal with.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and it's not in the history books, only history book.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_05: Only capitalism can react because it's yes, yeah.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and China's basically done a narrow, isolated, they're trying to do a mixed economy controlled capitalism.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, they're controlling everybody.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I will say China, if we're not far from it, bird's eye view, their debts like 80 or 90 percent of GDP, ours is like over a hundred.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we're over.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_06: They haven't been in a uh actual direct war in like 40 years, and it was like a little week-long skirmish.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_06: We're flailing if I talk to that.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_06: We create a war every year.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we've doubled our debt in 10 years.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_06: So there's you picked up the capitalism.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_06: But that's not the American model of not capitalism.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, our thing to do with capitalism.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_06: No, I know, but I'm saying the full economic system of your long-term.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_04: They act like you could have a model that's free market capitalism within your city, within your state.
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  SPEAKER_04: They act like it is possible for you to actually go ahead and do this.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_04: The same way they act like it's possible for you to have a communist socialist town and state within your country, but we're not doing it.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_04: And see, that's the thing.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_04: If like like if New Hampshire really did its free market thing and made it happen, and if New York really did its communist thing and made it happen, we'd start to see these advancements take place.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: The correlation between economic model and political model is getting very, very fuzzy.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: One of the freest countries today for a business or for a person to go and live free is Vietnam.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_00: And yet the political uh culture is a communist party in complete control.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_00: But you have more freedom in Vietnam today, individual and economic freedom, than you do in the United States.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_00: So that old model about uh you can only be free if uh you live in a uh representative republic or a democracy.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's total BS.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_06: That's a lie.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, and divide.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_06: It's interesting the more convoluted histories of all these.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_06: Why did China finally let up?
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_06: It was similar to the Soviet Union.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_06: They had to alter their model after the Maoist cultural revolution, and capitalism is private ownership of means of production, but their mixed model has all these government interventions and government-owned land, and uh everyone technically works through the CCP.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you're working through the CCP here, it's like we're working with the government here.
• 16:01
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, what percentage of your income goes to the government?
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_04: You're you're working for the government, yeah, right?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: So it's very similar to that model.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_04: They just won't let their foot off people's necks.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_05: I think the scare, I think the the the biggest fear that they found out is that they uh that their model through AI is saying AI says it don't work, which we've been saying all along.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_06: Well, there was an interesting Mises Institute thing on the economic calculation problem that Mises, Ludwig von Mises talked about.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_06: They were pointing out even with AI and quantum computing, it's still you have trillions of individual transactions.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, there's no top-down way to do it.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_06: It's spontaneous order that Hayek talked about.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_06: Everyone adapts at a micro scale.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_05: And AI points that out.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_05: It says we can't do it because there will never be enough data for us to associate that.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_05: Therefore, the best m way for things to do it is free market capitalism.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Unless it's unless it's capped to only a select few that can put the information in.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's where we're out of it.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_06: I could see a micromanaging tyrannical technocrat coming up with some weird I mean, it's what China does.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_06: They try to do these isolated controlled top-down versions of it.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_04: Well they're doing it here too.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and here.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_04: They're doing it, they're doing it on a real large scale with these multi- multi-corporations, I mean, that are in bed with the government, so it's the same level of control.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, you've got some freedom to exchange and some freedom to profit.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_04: They pick and choose who gets to uh merge and who doesn't get to merge, and they pick and choose who gets a loan.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: Right?
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: And they're controlling the money supply, so the money is controlled, and then the medical care is controlled, so is the education.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_00: The biggest freedom we have is the freedom to walk, and it's called how many, how money walks.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_00: Look at the states that are tyrannical that have massive amounts of government control.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_00: People are leaving those states and going to other states in the United States where there's less government control.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: And uh states like Illinois, California, Massachusetts, New York, they're losing billions of dollars a year that are going to southern states or Texas or Florida or something.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm kind of questioning I'm kind of questioning that one because I drove up there a couple weeks ago, and I'm like, what the fuck?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: There's so many people up there still.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it's probably the most densely populated part of the U.S.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_06: But I know that.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_06: I used to live up there.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_06: Well, look at Mom Donnie.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_06: What just happened with uh who was the guy he called out in that ad where he took the class?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_06: I I'm forgetting his name right now.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_06: But he basically said, Oh, we're just moving all everything to Florida.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_06: And for 30 years, it's been slowly transitioning on the population where they've been moving from California to Texas and moving to the United States.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you know, and that's not what hurt them the worse, is because they they had uh an infrastructure program that he was funding.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_05: And he said, Well, I guess I won't do that.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_05: That was like three billion dollar infrastructure.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_05: That's what AOC did to Bezos.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_05: Same thing.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_05: I mean in the same city.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_05: Uh genius.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, Ken Griffin, I think.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, there's a there was a massive transition pre-COVID heading towards the South.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's like nine grand at large.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_04: You could see that when you traveled, and when I traveled, I saw it considerably.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_04: And you know, the South was open and other places weren't.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it's like Detroit.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they finally go bankrupt.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_06: It's a smaller scale example of like New York City or Philadelphia or something that are way larger.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: They cave in.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_06: But you get it where they're not going to change, and they'll they'd rather bankrupt themselves than slowly put their city or something.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_06: They don't want to let it give up control.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: So getting back to the topic, I was talking to my dog the other day, and he said he likes it better here in South Carolina than in New York State.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_00: So even buying property, take a shit on.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: Pat, there you go.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_05: Doesn't have to compete with other people pooping on the ground.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_06: That's true.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_06: Well, talking about China's model, there there is a curveball for with our second story.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_06: Oh.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_06: Which is um bioengineering company, colossal biosciences hatches chicks out of a completely artificial egg reminiscent of Jurassic Park.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Hoffman did that years ago.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_06: He was trying to hatch 19-year-old girls.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_06: It's totally different than old birds.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: I have three kids, one of each.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_00: One of each.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_04: Is this for mass production?
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_04: Is that what they're thinking?
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_06: No, this is bioengineering.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_06: This is they're trying to bring back dinosaur.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, they're trying to bring them back.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_06: This is literally Jurassic Park.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean population control.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, or when they're on the positive side of this, I mean there are endangered species that have thinned eggs, right?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_04: From pesticides and from plastics and all the other nonsense.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_04: So you could be rescuing some of those.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_04: That's on the positive.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_06: And you could also populate curl.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, if you know you've been you've been to Bucky's.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_06: If you unleash a velociraptor at Costco and Bucky's, we we can do some uh social engineering.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but the they also hate different types of birds, people.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_06: So well, this is specifically to bring back a certain type of uh MOA bird, like 12 foot tall that can't fly.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_06: What on so what those things will kill people?
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, that that's perfect.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, it's kind of like you know, you got an ostrich, yeah.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: Whatever.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of like your bird emotion, yeah.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_06: 12 foot ostrich trying to Yeah, you don't want to compete with that for parking.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_03: Giant size emu.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_06: Well, here's the thing with robotics and 3D printing, which also shows how micromanaged the mixed economy we are because we just had a restriction on foreign 3D printers in the US, which basically annihilates the market here.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_06: China doesn't do that.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_06: Part of their mixed economy is they micromanage and try to go one by one.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_06: Uh this company, Colossal Bioscience, has announced that it has successfully hatched chicks out of an innovated 3D printed egg.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_06: A Dallas-based biocompany claims to have developed a fully artificial egg that allows it to hatch a variety of avian species right up your territory.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but that could be anything.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I know.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, we'll get to that.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_06: There's some very specific versions of the city.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you need biological components like gametes and stuff like that that actually Yeah, you need DNA.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_06: Well, what they're doing is combining, they're taking the genes of extinct species.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_04: And combining them with other Jurassic Park.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Steven Spielberg was brilliant.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_05: So it's like when they did the mastodon and they combined it with the elephant's DNA to bring it back?
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I so here's how they described it.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_06: Because there's a three-meter-tall New Zealand bird that went extinct in the 1300s, the 14th century, that they're trying to bring back.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_06: So it said, uh, yeah, I'm sure it kills more than that.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_06: And that it could solve a problem.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_06: See, you unleash these in a controlled way.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: They need to develop a bird that can kill squirrels.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_00: My bird feeders are always empty.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_00: I look out there, oh, look at the no, no birds out there.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's just nothing but squirrels.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they do.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_00: Stealing all the food.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_00: So I want a velociraptor that kills squirrels.
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_00: A velociraptor might buy.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_06: A few of those.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_06: Velociraptor will take out the squirrels and the humans.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_06: Uh, but what they said is they want to bring back um a South Island giant moa, Denoris Robustus, a three-meter-tall New Zealand bird that went extinct.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_06: They create an artificial egg that looks like a simple plastic cup, but it's a small 3D printed miracle that allows chicken embryos to develop into living chicks.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_06: The true innovation lies in the silicone membrane coating the inside of the lattice structure, which allows sufficient oxygen to pass through just like a natural egg.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_06: And they put a pinhole on the top to put a camera to watch it developing like an actual chicken egg.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_04: So they've got, I mean, the egg, I mean, we can do that with with fetuses.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: We're we're we're doing that with humans, right?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: So the egg makes sense, but how are they bringing this bird back?
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_06: This 3,000-year-old bird or whatever the heck it is.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_06: They get samples of their DNA just like freaking Jurassic Park got it out of like a rock for whatever they were uh they'll probably use some of the material from, like you said, emu and close relative, yeah.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_06: They have a mutated uh bioengineer.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_04: I just I just wonder what the what the drumstick tastes like.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: Um, like chicken.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_04: Or lizard.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_04: But when they start to get to the higher order ones, that's when we've got problems.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's interesting you can do these these little predator ones, but you start to get the intelligent ones blended in there and they bust out.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and when they're doing these avian birds going back to the see, we think robotics is the problem.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_05: Then we have to put the little thing on them so we can hear what they're saying.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, you'll know.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_04: You'll kill you.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna kill you.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna eat you.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_04: I hear you.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_04: Can you imagine a six-foot-tall raven in your neighborhood?
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_04: Like how well that'd be.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_06: But you're from Connecticut.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_06: Wouldn't you be like a New York or Boston guy or something?
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_04: I can't figure it out.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: That's part of my maniac collection.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_06: One thing I uh think is interesting is the bioengineering thing we haven't really talked about much.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_06: And that's actually been developing just as fast as all these robotics.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_06: Uh but what it said specifically about that New Zealand extinct species was they get this lattice artificial egg, and then they get the egg of a MOA bird.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe they have a old remains of an egg or something.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_06: They still need to study the extinct bird's DNA from old bones and make certain genetic changes into the genome of an existing bird.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_06: So they are doing like a hybrid.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_06: But the innovative artificial egg is an important step to achieving the goal of recreating that extinct New Zealand species of bird.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_06: So, how did Jurassic Park start?
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_06: They found blood in like one rock or something.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_06: Mosquito or the wisdom.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: Mosquito, yeah, that's right.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_05: Inside of it, throw it out.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I mean.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_03: Steven Spielberg was amazing.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and now you know all this stuff.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is a 12-foot-tall bird.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_06: This isn't six feet tall.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_06: This is a 12-feet tall, extinct bird from the 14th century.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_06: So it was a dinosaur.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_06: It's a literal, it's like a modern dinosaur.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what's to stop them from creating even more stuff than that?
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're doomed.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: We're getting Terminator Jurassic Park.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_03: Just because you can.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what's to stop them from creating Crow Magnum men and women?
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that'd be interesting to get Neanderthals running around.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, Neanderthals, yeah.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: State workforce.
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_03: Don't do it to yourself.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_05: Well, if we want to see Neanderthals, we can go to Ayner.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, anar's like going back to the 14th century.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: Painful.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, painful.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_04: My friends in Ayner are gonna write in, I'm sure.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_04: I can see Derek right now going, I can't believe he said that.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_06: We were at uh uh Jeff's house, and Derek said biography.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, biography like biography is like country, which Derek's not country, grew up in North Myrtle Beach.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_06: Oh where's that coming from?
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_06: But uh what they're doing is North Carolina State University and Raleigh is taking stem cells and mixing them with other DNA and trying to come up with ways to develop it in these uh 3D printed plastic cup eggs.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_06: So another variable to add to our uh theme for the show of end of end of the world modern egg.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_06: You're creating them.
• 29:01
  unknown: That's right.
• 29:02
  unknown: Yeah.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_06: In China, that's one thing I will say about China is like on energy policy, we restrict all these things, and China just does coal, nuclear, just whatever the all of the above.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: That's one of the flips.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_04: They're planting trees though now.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_04: A lot of them.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, really?
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they are.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_04: They're fairly gas cars.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yep, they're moving pretty darn quick.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: They're they're they're doing a lot of stuff.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and they're also less restricted in some ways on scientific research.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot of taboo things here that we don't want to go into.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_04: What we don't know about this research has got to be really fascinating.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: They also created COVID, so there is that.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's a new virus every six years.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_03: What the hell?
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_03: Even even the boat I went on.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: That boat was You went right under in the Hanavirus epidemic.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, the boat we were on.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: Not not that one that ship out wherever it was, but our boat was infected.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: So with some kind of people were getting sick, like a hundred people.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_05: Before or after you boarded.
• 30:07
  SPEAKER_03: Before.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, sure.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, I mean, I was about to say, well, so so they were scrubbing down the whole boat and everything.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody got sick from our trip, but it was like I'm I I woke the wife up early in the morning.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_03: We were ready to drive down the day before.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_03: I said, You sure you want to go on this boat?
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_03: And she started freaking out.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_03: And then my neighbors and everybody else had to calm her down, and we were like, and the and the funny thing is when we're in line.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_03: The funny thing is when we were in line to go on the boat, go through the security, everybody says, What boat are you going on?
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: What boat are you going on?
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm going on the infected boat, and they look at you like, are you sure you pull the boat?
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_05: We got a discount.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_05: Because we know ours is gonna be disinfected.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I mean, the Caribbean and Costa Rica and all those islands, that's where they have all the weird ass wildlife.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, wait, and mixed with South America.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_06: South America's got a lot of people.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_06: That's where all these mutant birds are gonna come from.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_00: Today's news the Ebola virus is on the rampage again in Uganda and South Sudan.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: And the State Department just issued travel restrictions for Americans.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_00: They can't go to three countries because of the Ebola outbreak.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_06: Ebola.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_06: When was that last Ebola outbreak, like 10 years ago?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_06: No, there's been a bunch of those things.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_06: I think those guys.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_05: You and I were just saying the other day, when's the last time we have visited South Sudan?
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_05: I was thinking about it.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: When I think of those three countries, I'm thinking, eh, they're not playing nice with the United States.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: Come, we're gonna ban all people from going there.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_03: We'll fix their ass.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: We'll fix it up.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_06: Well, where HIV came from Africa, Ebola, all these other viruses, COVID came from China.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_06: But Ebola doesn't spread the same way as like COVID.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_06: People get like extremely sick quickly and they can kind of isolate it a little easier.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, the way I look at it is you wear a pair of underwears, that doesn't stop a fart, but a mask is gonna stop you from getting a virus.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: And that was yeah.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_06: Maybe it stops the more dangerous chemicals.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_05: It's like more science coming from the northeast.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_06: That's right.
• 32:37
  SPEAKER_06: Coming up with more just dead hard.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_06: There is some legit logic there though.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're not stopping that if if that fucking mud fork did it's going through that underwear and you're getting uh that's candy striping it.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_06: It's stopping those skid marks, but it's not stopping anything at the molecular level, it's still getting through.
• 33:08
  SPEAKER_06: Uh to transition again?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_06: Now let's get away from technology.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_06: This is more of a nature uh story.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, nice calming story.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: Nurture.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_06: You don't want to nurture this phenomenon.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_06: Sucker fish are observed swimming into the asses of manta rays, impeding their bodily function.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_06: Oh the New York Post said they're sticking it where the sun rays don't shine.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_06: Well, Ramoras are known for being rather clingy.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_06: This is another level.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_06: Some are getting a little too close for comfort by diving into the backsides of mana rays, according to a scientific probe in ecology and evolution.
• 33:59
  SPEAKER_05: This sounds like we're talking about uh Dern's dating life again.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_04: Steeping balls and lows.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_06: They're at the LP convention.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_06: This is what happens.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_06: Watch out, Grand Rapids.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_00: Are the manta rays complaining or are they going, ooh, yeah?
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_06: They're dying, right?
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, they're they're killing them.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it can interfere with their bodily function sometimes.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_06: But it says these fish are heading uh right into the manta ray's rear end as it happens.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_06: Emily Yeager from uh Miami University said their cloacal diving, which is the uncomfortable practice of fitting in and out of a larger critter's cloaca.
• 34:50
  SPEAKER_06: I'm guessing that's their uh sphincter.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_06: The multi-purpose orifice uh uses both for defecation and reproduction.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_06: This seems like a uh revolting departure from so-called benign sucker fish that latch onto marine mammals such as whales and sharks, cleaning parasites off their skin.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_06: As it turns out, the so-called symbiotic relationship could be more parasitic than once thought.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_06: This intrusive behavior has been observed between Ramoras and whale sharks.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_06: That was the first time they documented these hitchhikers of the sea infiltrating into the manta rays.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_06: So talk about it.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you think.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: I got two words for you.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_06: Is that quoting the manta ray?
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no big deal until we start seeing manta rays at the pet store asking about gerbils.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_00: Then we got a big problem.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_06: Well, here's the thing.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_06: We think we're unique, but this is like underwater TSA behavior or prison behavior.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_06: They're literally adapting as a shelter going up the sphincter of a manta ray.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_05: So you're saying in prisons people block each other's sphincters?
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_06: I think there's some soap-related soap and talking about there's some sphincter clogging going on in prisons, I think.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: Mike, is that checking a manta ray's prostate?
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is uh yeah, this is full out shelter.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_06: This is a higher scale.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, handsome man, happy ending.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, what we we have Suckerfish! Suckerfish, they're sucking something off.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_06: So I I just thought we've been doing so much AI and bioengineering and robotics.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_06: I thought we'd have a more major natural fish.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_05: Bring in some sucker fish.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_04: They got those those those fish things you put your feet in at tanker outlets, you know, and the fish clean your own.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_04: They had that on the ship.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_04: Wonderful.
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_04: Did you do it?
• 37:01
  SPEAKER_06: Oh no.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's kind of interesting.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, it could be more dangerous than once thought.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_04: There's always people sitting in there having that done.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_04: I see it when I walk by.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, they're putting like fish sucking off there.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_05: They eat the dead skin.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, that's what these uh sucker fish usually do with the other marine animals.
• 37:19
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they just but then before you know the delicious stuff was in the uh bunghole.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you talk about there's probably more.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_06: I want some chocolate.
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_06: You want some fungi and chocolate.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_06: There's probably more uh nutrition for them if they're eating parasites and fungi and bacteria and all this stuff off the uh the integumentary system.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_06: I guess the uh digestive system has a few more pretty soon.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: The Chinese will be eating them on their meal plate, the sucker fish.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_05: Putting it right next to the bat.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_06: Uh they they the New York Post described them as an aquatic butt plug.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_06: It's a leading headline.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's right.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_06: Classy.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_06: You know, I just people think nature's so beautiful and natural.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_06: Hyenas eat animals alive and keep them alive, ducks commit violent rape en masse, spiders lay eggs into other uh insects and eat them from the inside out.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's real nature, and bite their mates' heads off, yeah.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_06: Bite their heads off after they uh lay eggs.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: What a wonderful planet we live on.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_06: Death world.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't nature wonderful?
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_06: But there is a related story to this, of course, related to sticking things up orphices.
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_06: This is no longer mana rays, this is back to uh Homo sapiens.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_05: Pay attention, Duran.
• 38:55
  SPEAKER_05: More of your dating stuff coming.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_06: This is a Michigan thing.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, Michigan.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_06: Again, we're coming.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_06: Michigan's been there, there's some uh they're moving up.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_06: So Michigan shoplifter rushed to hospital after hiding a full bottle of wine.
• 39:11
  unknown: Oh, good.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_06: A full bottle of brain.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_06: Now wait a minute.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_06: Why?
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_05: Is isn't there is this related to the fact that they just are having the LP convention in the I think it's related.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, all right.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_06: Something about these aquatic butt plugs and wine and cavity orphouses.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_06: I think this was like a 50-year-old woman.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_06: They said she put it in her body cavity.
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_06: They didn't say whether it was the sphinctoral or the ham sandwich side of it.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_05: I think there's only one body cavity that it could go into.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I think so.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think the sphinctor is the part of it.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_06: No, I don't know.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_05: Not that elastic.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_06: People who have a long history of putting things in their sphincter.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_06: I won't say what community.
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_06: It's just not that elastic uh dilated situations.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_05: Uh there's another cavity that's more elastic.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_05: It's a little more elastic.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_04: How did they find this lady?
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_04: Uh well in checkout.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_06: They did some when she was she was trying to steal the problem.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_06: When she was waddling like Fred Sanford out of the uh like what what possessed them to notice this?
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean she did this during shoplifting.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it said Michigan woman arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside just quote unquote body cavity.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_06: The 48-year-old was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it, and returned the next day to nab the bottle of Chardonnay.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_05: Who'd want to nab that?
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this is getting hardcore alcoholics.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_06: Here's an AA story for you.
• 41:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you know.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_03: This is my this is a true story.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm an alcoholic.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_00: I got a story for you.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_00: Was it in the body cavity prior to her drinking it?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I don't know.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: The top we're celebrating.
• 41:26
  SPEAKER_05: So you thought she drank it and then put it in the body cavity.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if that's what I heard.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: Either that or she already had it in there and she popped the top like uh champagne bottle.
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I think the day before she was drinking out of a bottle that she had opened in there, and then the next day she came for the uh full body cavity uh situation.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_06: So employees attempted to stop her, but they were unable to find the pilford tipple.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_06: What?
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_06: Pilford tipple?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_06: The pilford tipple.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_06: What is that even?
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_06: That is, I'm not even sure.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_06: Something related to the screw top or something.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_06: That is until police arrested her and found it stashed inside an unnamed bodily orphice.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_04: What were they doing examining the unnamed bodily orphanets?
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_04: Well, she's probably talking about the colour.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_04: We need a female police office, sir.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of violation of alcohol rights is this?
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_03: You've got a violation all over it.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that sounds like a lawsuit, finally.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_05: This really screams how much better weed is than this just screams how intelligent people are.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_06: Well, this is almost like a uh who are those people that do those stunts, the uh I'm forgetting what it's called.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_06: It's kind of younger people for the past 20 years that does.
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_06: Contortionist.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_06: Not contortionist, it's uh parkour, yeah.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_06: They climb from where they do wild shit and jump on skyscrapers and stuff.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_00: She could have been just training to be a drug smuggler, you know what I mean?
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: A mule.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_00: She's a mule.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a mule, yeah.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: I could fit 20 kilos up in here.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, she We're missing a Volkswagen.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_03: Where'd it go?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_06: Alcoholics do so many crazy things, they'll drink rubbing alcohol.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, go into full out withdrawal, but this is definitely a hotel.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_06: Date Hoffman.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_06: Date Hoffman, the author special.
• 43:32
  SPEAKER_00: My body is a temple.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_00: Alcohol does not go in my body.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_06: Gummies, maybe, not a gummies.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_06: That's from his Buddhist days in uh in Vietnam.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but what about suckerfish?
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_06: He just ordered some Japanese suckerfish.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_06: Uh they like sushi, but I don't know.
• 43:52
  unknown: I don't know there.
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_06: So they found its stash inside an unnamed bodily orifice at the jail, at which point she was brought.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_06: To Munson Medical Center for treatment.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_06: The woman who was not named has been charged with two counts of retail fraud, one count of smuggling and trespassing.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_06: Okay, what did they treat?
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, what was the treatment though?
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_06: The dude and extraction.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_06: They might have had to put a pair of prawns in there.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_06: Ignore the alcoholism.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_05: You know, take care of the extraction.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_06: I mean, to get some full plumber uh ratchet strap, but then pull that out.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_03: Push, honey, push.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_03: You're having a baby.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: An alcoholic.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna need some cheese with this.
• 44:37
  SPEAKER_05: Don't take her to the hospital.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_05: Take her to Harbor Freight.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_06: I just, you know, more of these natural human stories instead of all this robotic.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_06: This is what man rays and humans are up to.
• 44:55
  SPEAKER_06: I thought that was uh that was an interesting one.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_06: Here's another I have a third nature story.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_06: Monkeys eating have been found eating soil to subtle their upset stomachs from stolen junk food they take from humans.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_05: And that was in Surfside Beach inside a inside the podcast.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_04: Will's eating handfuls of uh garden soil.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_04: You know that this has been going on forever.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: The animals eat soil.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the new part is the human ecology involved in the primate, the lower food, the junk food.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_06: They're getting processed junk food like Skittles and chocolate bars from humans.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_04: I think if there's iron in the soil that they're after, right, that helps the stomach.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_04: Gotta eat a part of the stuff.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: I know what to eat when I run out of Tums.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_06: Just go full.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_06: That's like what dogs do.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_06: They'll just eat some grass and soil.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Chickens eat small stones to help digest the food in their stomach, so there's nothing unusual here.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_00: Small stones?
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_05: They've got a uh uh a part of their body that stores them to uh helps it with digestion and everything else.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: Right, it breaks down the food.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_06: Humans get stones too, but they don't come out as easy.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_06: I didn't know digest as well.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I bet.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_03: Bag of Doritos.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_06: Well, and they have the same wiring that we have, so I'm sure everything Skittles and Oreos do for us, it probably does.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_04: It probably multiplies for that.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_05: Well, uh and monkeys are uh into alcohol too.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_06: I mean so they're like our American Indian friends and and the Irish.
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_05: They they they they go again.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_05: No, they they they find rotted fruit that is alcoholized.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, like grapefruit or something.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_05: Uh not grapefruit.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_05: Well they found out.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_06: Isn't grapefruit one of those things where you can uh format or ferment and well just any any fruit peach?
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, yeah.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_05: An apple, you know, can do that.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_05: Uh-oh.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there are certain fruits that actually ferment on the trees.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_00: And the monkeys get into the trees and have a good old time.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_04: So do the lorries in Australia.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_04: Food fight going nuts.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_04: Drunken monkeys.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_04: They just fall, yeah, bunk, land on the ground, and they laugh.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_06: Next thing you know, they're gonna be shoving peaches up their uh bodily orifices.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they can always grab a puffer fish or a puffer fish.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, while using a puffer fish.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_06: We need we need to record this.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_06: This is a dark web market.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_06: So chocolate, crisps, and other similar foods have been having negative digestive effects on certain primates, and the soil can alleviate that.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_06: A monkeys in Gibraltar have learned to eat soil to settle their stomachs after they steal junk food, junk food from human tuberists.
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they're eating fake food, that's why that guy's upset stuff.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, sugar, salt, dairy.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the soil provides bacteria and minerals missing from junk food, offered or stolen from tuberists, such as chocolate bars, crisps, and ice cream.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_06: So, you know, this is like natural science.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_04: I bet you a lot of that is handed out to them.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_04: I bet they're not stealing it.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_06: Give it to them.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_06: It's probably 90-10.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_05: I can feel Hoffman's about to say something.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_00: I was just gonna say, why go on the paleo diet when you can go on the monkey diet?
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_06: Just eat a bunch of dirt every day and you're gonna be able to lose weight.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_05: I knew it.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_06: I knew it.
• 48:38
  SPEAKER_06: We all want to lose weight, right?
• 48:40
  SPEAKER_06: See, his novel, he has a new diet plan covered.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_06: This does a new twist on RFK's stuff.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_06: Now I can tell my wife that.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_00: There's Johnny back in the garden again.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_00: He's not eating the flowers, he's eating the dirt.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_06: There aren't any plants out there.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_06: What are you eating?
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_06: So, hey, I just thought that was interesting.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_06: A nice little monkey story for the monkey podcast.
• 49:00
  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_06: Very funny.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_06: You know.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_06: So uh moving on.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_06: My smooth transitions.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: Moving on, but not upward.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_00: Not upward.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_06: It's all going downhill from here.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_06: Man charged after three-year-old pulled loaded gun from diaper bag during a traffic stop in St.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_06: Paul.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_06: So now we're getting in Steve Hoffman's backyard.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's Minnesota, yeah.
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_00: Sure, I can see that.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_06: See, what I remember from the movie Fargo is they like to put people face first into wood chippers.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_06: In the chipper.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_06: So it's not surprising a three-year-old would pull a gun out of his diaper.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_06: Man.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_05: What did you are they upset because he didn't have a concealed carry?
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_03: He thought he was Billy the kid.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this doesn't follow a concealed carry.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh if it's Minnesota, it probably wasn't his diaper, it was a man's diaper.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_03: How old was the guy?
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_05: What was Tim Waltz doing driving out?
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_06: The child was one of three in the SUV, no older than three years old.
• 50:16
  SPEAKER_06: Uh uh, one of three small children in SUV pulled a loaded gun out of a diaper bag and turned toward a police officer during a traffic stop.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_06: Kenneth Ray Terry, 37 of St.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_06: Paul, was charged in Ramsey County District Court with endangerment of a child by firearm access, gross misdemeanor, and misdemeanor possessing a pistol without a permit in a public area.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_06: Terry was arrested and then released on his own recognizance.
• 50:46
  SPEAKER_06: Court records do not list an attorney for him.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_06: Police said Terry's the father of the three-year-old who was the oldest of the children.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_06: According to the complaint, the police stopped an SUV for the driver not wearing a seatbelt.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_06: Terry told the officer he did not have a license and apologized for not having a seatbelt on.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_06: The officer determined a warrant was pending for Terry's arrest stemming from domestic assault.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_06: After additional police arrived, Terry reached toward the back seat that was occupied by three children.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_06: The officer thought Terry was just checking on the children.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_06: Terry was informed of the outstanding warrant and contended it was for something else.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_06: Then he was arrested, it was for someone else.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_06: Another officer looked in the SUV and saw that one of the children wasn't properly buckled and crying.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_06: Another child was concerned about mucus coming from their siblings' nose and climbed to where a Mickey Mouse diaper bag was on the floor.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_06: The child reached into the diaper bag for a tissue and then turned towards the officer holding a Taurus handgun.
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
• 51:47
  SPEAKER_06: So this did I get that from Will?
• 51:49
  unknown: Yeah.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_06: Was it a G3?
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, PT92.
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the officer had the child put the gun down on the car seat and then recovered it.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_06: So Minnesota, Michigan.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_05: He didn't have a driver's license.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_05: He didn't have Well, you said sorry for not wearing the seatbelt.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_05: What's like a gun on the dice?
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_05: He obviously didn't have a license for the gun.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_03: What would have happened if the gun went off and killed the cop?
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: Would the child be put up for murder?
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_03: Put him in handcuffs.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_06: Get the rubber bands.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_06: Pull on moral decay.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_06: That is a really ingenious place to hide a gun.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_04: Is a diaper bag?
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_06: That's like when they hide drugs in their uh stroller.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_06: They put it in the 90-year-old grandma's uh wheelchair.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know if it's really that genius to do it.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_05: You're you're surrounded by the city.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_05: If you want to commit crime and you're like, oh, let me get my wiper.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_05: Where I really have all my goods is in the diaper bag.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_05: I don't, you know.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_06: No, let me help my child real quick, and then you you wipe them out.
• 53:08
  SPEAKER_06: There's some criminal logic to this somewhere.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe maybe maybe his son was protecting the dad.
• 53:16
  unknown: Yeah, yeah.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_06: He was actually trying to get away.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, he knew more than he knew.
• 53:21
  SPEAKER_06: I just, you know, another uh that that's over there by Michigan.
• 53:26
  SPEAKER_06: There's a lot up there by uh It's not anywhere near Michigan.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the Great Lakes and the Midwest and all the flyover uh lack of oxygen.
• 53:36
  unknown: Yeah.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_00: This just happens when when you drink way too much 3-2 beer.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_00: 3-2 beer.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_00: That's what it's known for.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_06: That is like a rogue baby.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_06: This sounds like Mike as a child.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_06: Just pulling out Tauruses out of his diaper bag.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_06: It's all kind of line up.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_03: I have a picture of me.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I think I was a year old holding my dad's beer bottle, ready to drink it.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_03: Again, I rest my case.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 54:06
  SPEAKER_03: I was a rebel from day one.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_03: Photographic proof of the world rules.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_06: Well, going into our final story.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_06: Uh-oh.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_06: Then this is going back to robotics.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_06: Have to add it.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_06: Japanese robot wolves in high demand to scare off bears.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_06: Look at these motherfuckers.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_06: Wow.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: Look at the glowing eyes on that thing.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_04: That is almost it looks like it has hair.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_04: I can't see it from here.
• 54:41
  SPEAKER_04: Like it has fur.
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it has fur and like robot arms.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_06: Holy cow.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_06: That's a little scarier than the scarecrow.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_04: Man, you don't.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_04: Don't scare me.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_04: Never mind.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_04: Put that on the front yard.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_04: Come on over, everyone.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_04: We're having a cookout.
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_04: Come over here and pet it.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_04: We're waiting for you.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_05: Then they'll have robot bears that won't be afraid of it.
• 55:03
  SPEAKER_04: Beyond the perimeter.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_06: Dude, really?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_06: How much does something like that cost, do you suppose?
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, it might say somewhere down here.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_06: There's yeah, I'm not seeing a price.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, for prices starting around$4,000.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's affordable.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_06: That's better than an alarm system.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_06: You just let that sucker go.
• 55:22
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, put it in the house.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_06: Does it bite or just chase?
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_06: Well.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_05: Put it right next to your diaper gun.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_06: Well, it's robotics related, so I'm sure they have a remote control for it.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_06: The Japanese company making ferocious-looking robot wolves is being swamped by orders after record numbers of fatal bear attacks last year.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_06: Monster Wolf is an animatronic scarecrow with flashing red eyes that howls and growls menacingly to scare away wild animals.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_06: Otasiki, Otasika, the Hokkaido-based firm that makes the devices has already received around 50 orders, more than the usual volume for their entire year.
• 56:04
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't know Japan had so many bears.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_06: They probably have bears and wild animals.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_00: They got forests and bears.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_00: So when you go for a hike, you just bring your robot wolf along with you.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_00: On a leash.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_03: I was reading about a story about an airline not allowing mechanical dogs, animals on the like uh mechanical dogs.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_03: Like AI dogs on the airline.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_06: They're gonna start doing emotional support animals with the biggest thing.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what it is.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_05: It's an emotional support robot.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_06: Well, that's like that rhino in Ace Ventura that uh Jim Carrey crawled out of.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_04: That was orifice related and robotics related.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_04: It's not gonna be long until you see people walking around with this stuff.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_06: Well, we already talked about the mecha robots last week.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_03: We're doing a lot of anal stories over here.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_03: This was the week of colonoscopy.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_06: Or don't forget your colonoscopy.
• 57:25
  SPEAKER_06: Orphous violations.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_06: Orphous violator.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_06: And uh robotic Orphous AI X insertion.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_06: Well, dildos are kind of like a proto robotics AI, battery suckerfish going up.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_06: Uh the Suckerfish dildo.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, don't get Steve excited over here.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder what the everything is.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna be more than about 10 of those.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_04: What does Mark Zuckerberg's AI have to say about this?
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_04: I wish we could approach it and talk to it.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_00: This episode has been everything you ever wanted to know, but was afraid to ask about body cavities.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_06: Well, the Jim Carrey Ace Ventura thing, that's like a hybrid of the sucker fish and the wolf scarecrow.
• 58:15
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's keep telling ourselves that.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_00: That's full circle.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_00: Will those wolves keep uh suckerfish away?
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_06: They now they'll have aquatic uh scarecrow.
• 58:30
  SPEAKER_03: Now I'm gonna be an adult here with a sucker fish.
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_03: There's no adults here.
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I like to pretend we're gonna have a sucker fish.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_03: We got a wolf.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_03: What else do we got in there?
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: I gotta have all these animals.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: I ain't gonna know what the hell to do with them all.
• 58:45
  SPEAKER_03: That's a monkey.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_03: A mole bird.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, once you get the bird.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_03: I mean hey, you want to trim the bushes for me while you had it?
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_06: Then you just apply the pet translator and we're we're at full Mad Max Robotics Terminator edition.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_00: We just welcome them to our neighborhood.
• 59:07
  SPEAKER_00: And we get back to the hairless cat.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_06: The hairless cat who wants to do uh organ removal.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_06: I I would if you look at all the different species of cats and dogs and birds and all their personality differences, can you imagine you start correlating their micro behaviors and sounds and mannerisms and everything that they're actually thinking?
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_03: The question is if you had to pick one animal to come back as, what would it be?
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Lindsay Grimm would come back as a soccer fish.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna come back as a big bird so I can shit on everybody.
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_03: A big T-Rex.
• 59:45
  SPEAKER_00: I'd come back as a dachshund.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_00: Everything is taken care of for you.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_00: Everything.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_00: You don't have to do anything but lay on the couch and just look at people with your little cute little whiny eye.
• 59:59
  SPEAKER_00: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_06: You know, they did have a story this week.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_06: They found what caused the evolution of small T-Rex arms and large heads.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_06: Was that over uh thousands of generations their prey became larger and larger and larger as they became taller?
• 1:00:19
  SPEAKER_06: So their extremities started not adapting to their increase in size and body weight, but their heads got disproportionately larger.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_05: Kind of like the ladies on the view.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if their heads are gonna larger.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_03: Or the dog and mask.
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_06: Well, I thought we're right at the one-hour mark.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_06: That was seven stories.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_06: That went full circle.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_06: That filled up the hour, the monkey hour.
• 1:00:48
  SPEAKER_05: Well, that's been another episode of Microphone Monkeys.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_05: Uh, we drop with the episodes every Thursday.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_05: Over the podcast.
• 1:01:00
  SPEAKER_05: Now on YouTube.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_05: Now on YouTube.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fantastic.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_05: All right, till next week.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_05: Say goodbye, monkeys.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_01: Say goodbye.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_01: People say we're the badges bouncing.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: Going to visit big friends.
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well done, microphone launches.