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Phone Tap: Old Alan and the Country Crock · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Time for your prank phone call. It's brooking Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, and today we call a woman who spends
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  Speaker 1: her free time volunteering at an assisted living facility for seniors.
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  Speaker 1: She spends about ten to fifteen hours a week helping
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  Speaker 1: out and cleaning up, doing pretty much thankless work until now,
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  Speaker 1: because someone from the center is about to show their
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  Speaker 1: appreciation for everything she's done. And that person is none
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  Speaker 1: other than Alan winter In fact, he's got a very
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  Speaker 1: special surprise just for her in your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Who's this? This is Alan Alan winter Bottom.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Kimberly from the assisted living Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I want volunteer there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you. You're you're the one. You look like
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  Speaker 2: a young Barbara Stanwick. I'm sorry, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: What what's this about? Well, so I'm the the senior
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  Speaker 2: representative that gives that all the who has to the
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  Speaker 2: volunteers that make this great piss hole work.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You get a who ha from Alan who ha?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Alan? Yeah, no, thank you? Is there anything else
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  Speaker 2: or there's more? Uh? You know, for being such a
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  Speaker 2: great volunteer. You get a prize.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't mean one though.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. No, now, poppy Cock, don't be modest, you
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  Speaker 2: little tart. Just take the dang prize.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: So, I'm gonna spin the wheel here and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: tell you what you get. I'm so confused. You have
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  Speaker 2: a wheel? Yeah, sure do. There's a lot of prizes
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  Speaker 2: on here. I wish I won a lifetime supply of
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  Speaker 2: country crack. Country but country crack, you know, the butter
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  Speaker 2: substitute that comes in a big dub.
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  Speaker 1: I actually, don't.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't lived till you got a mouthful of crack,
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  Speaker 2: you know. I think maybe it's someone else might appreciate
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  Speaker 2: that prize a little bit more than we don't even
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  Speaker 2: know what you're gonna win. That's the beauty of the wheel.
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  Speaker 2: So let's do a countdown together. Start at three one
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  Speaker 2: or sorry three?
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  Speaker 1: You actually have a wheel?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Holy Cannoly, it's your lucky day, Kimberly. What I
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  Speaker 2: get to live with you?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a two months stay at Kimberly's apartment. That's
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  Speaker 2: what it says. I think you must be confused. I
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  Speaker 2: live in a two bedroom and perfect. There's not enough
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  Speaker 2: room as it is. You got a heart of solid
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  Speaker 2: gold and you're gonna receive treasures in heaven for taking
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  Speaker 2: care of old Allen in more ways than one.
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  Speaker 1: Alan, I appreciate it, so appreciated more. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you got my number.
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  Speaker 2: You're on the volunteer list.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but for the assisted living, like I come
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  Speaker 1: and volunteer there.
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  Speaker 2: So well, now you don't even have to come down.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just head on over to you. And if you're wondering,
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  Speaker 2: don't don't worry. I packed l like it's just my
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  Speaker 2: my sheeppap in a bottle of sealis.
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  Speaker 1: Allan, listen, Alan, you cannot live with me.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what the wheel says. Alan, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: live with me. I don't have enough room for you.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how this happened, but that's not
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  Speaker 2: an option. Shoot, you're probably right. Yes, let's spin it again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh looky me, and oh looky, you just got the
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  Speaker 2: second best prize. You get to stay overnight with me
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  Speaker 2: in my room.
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  Speaker 1: Ellen. I'm beginning to think that you are making this
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  Speaker 1: whole thing up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, gosh, you're a sharp one, aren't you, Because
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  Speaker 2: this whole thing is kind of a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What yeah, I said, this is a prank because burial
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  Speaker 1: name is jeff from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was so nervous.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm never going to be able to
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  Speaker 2: go back to living ever again.
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  Speaker 1: Alan was so excited to hang out with you. But
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  Speaker 1: your sister Sharene is the one who set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this. She's Sally been volunteering down at the senior
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  Speaker 1: home for a while and there's some interesting characters you
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  Speaker 1: run into.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm crazy. Don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be living with Alan and he's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be living with you. So maybe we
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  Speaker 1: just need to spend the wheel one more time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh boy, a lifetime shapply of Country Cracker. You
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  Speaker 2: kidding me? Of course? I win the buttersub. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: and I can share if you wanna just bring it
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  Speaker 2: to my room. I'll show you what to do. Right
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  Speaker 2: in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties