Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Double Engaged
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- 0:16Speaker 2: In today's phone tap, we call a wedding efficient whose
- 0:19Speaker 2: schedule is booking up really quickly this year, and sometimes
- 0:23Speaker 2: he gets unusual requests from a couple for the big day,
- 0:27Speaker 2: Like his wife told us one person wanted him to
- 0:29Speaker 2: dress up like a giant chicken for the Sarah oh wow.
- 0:34Speaker 3: And according to.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Her, he'll do it if you bame enough money.
- 0:38Speaker 3: But cool.
- 0:39Speaker 2: Today, we have a request that's gonna make him pause
- 0:42Speaker 2: and say, wait a second, I don't know if morally
- 0:47Speaker 2: I can go through with this. Morally you're gonna hear
- 0:50Speaker 2: it in your phone tap right now.
- 0:52Speaker 4: It's another.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Simmer Weddings.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Hi, this is Nathan. I've been emailing with you recently
- 1:02Speaker 4: about possibly officiating a wedding.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Yes Meanthon, how's it going?
- 1:07Speaker 4: It's going well, I'm good. Listen I've read all your reviews. Man,
- 1:10Speaker 4: you seem like a great match for me.
- 1:12Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:12Speaker 4: I know we haven't met, but I was just hoping
- 1:14Speaker 4: that we can lock some dates down in the books.
- 1:17Speaker 3: Well, congratulations, obviously, thank you. I do officiate several weddings,
- 1:20Speaker 3: so I just want to, like, you know, put you
- 1:22Speaker 3: down for sure.
- 1:23Speaker 4: So it's on July eighth.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Okay, let me just look through my calendar July and
- 1:33Speaker 3: August twelfth. Uh what oh?
- 1:38Speaker 4: I said, the eighth of July and then the twelfth
- 1:42Speaker 4: of August.
- 1:45Speaker 3: So you have two dates in mind. You're not sure
- 1:47Speaker 3: which one yet or no?
- 1:49Speaker 4: I'm I'm sorry if that was confusing. It's for two
- 1:52Speaker 4: different women. I'm double engaged.
- 1:59Speaker 3: I don't think I understand what you're talking about me.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Okay, long story short. I fell in love with two women,
- 2:05Speaker 4: Valerie and Tamera, and I couldn't decide which one I
- 2:08Speaker 4: wanted to marry. So you know, I just said screw it.
- 2:10Speaker 4: I proposed to them both.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Wow, I don't think I have ever had Uh anyone
- 2:19Speaker 3: called me about that? Right?
- 2:22Speaker 4: They both said, yes, dude, I'm the luckiest guy in
- 2:24Speaker 4: the world. I can't believe it.
- 2:26Speaker 3: Still, you sound like you're grinning ear to ear.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Oh I am.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Let me ask you this. Do they both know that
- 2:34Speaker 3: this is the plan?
- 2:36Speaker 4: Well, I mean I've dropped hints, but I haven't like
- 2:38Speaker 4: come out and like said it. I don't want to
- 2:42Speaker 4: be rude.
- 2:43Speaker 3: Well, I think it's important that they know.
- 2:46Speaker 4: You're probably right, But for you, it's a double paycheck.
- 2:49Speaker 3: So sure, sure, but again, I think you might have
- 2:52Speaker 3: a little bit of all.
- 2:55Speaker 4: I have looked at your website in the past couple
- 2:56Speaker 4: of weeks. Are you offering some type of bogo? I
- 2:59Speaker 4: would love to use that. If you are, that'd be
- 3:01Speaker 4: perfect for me.
- 3:02Speaker 3: You think I would offer buy one, get one for
- 3:05Speaker 3: two winnings.
- 3:06Speaker 4: I mean, I was hoping you were, but I'm taking
- 3:08Speaker 4: that as a no.
- 3:10Speaker 3: To be perfectly honest, I think this is morally questionable.
- 3:13Speaker 3: At best. You're doing this that the women do not
- 3:17Speaker 3: know about each other or about your intention.
- 3:21Speaker 4: To I didn't think of that. So you are saying
- 3:25Speaker 4: that I should probably do both in the same day.
- 3:28Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm saying, hey, have you.
- 3:31Speaker 4: Seen The Bachelor? Like I've always wanted to do it?
- 3:33Speaker 4: Like the like a final rose ceremony where both women
- 3:36Speaker 4: show up in limos and whoever gets there first.
- 3:39Speaker 3: It's right right? Yeah, well, it certainly sounds like a
- 3:41Speaker 3: TV show. But again, I think the women that you
- 3:44Speaker 3: have proposed to need to be aware of what you
- 3:49Speaker 3: are intending to do.
- 3:51Speaker 4: Okay, so you think I should marry both of them?
- 3:54Speaker 3: I know what.
- 3:55Speaker 4: I trust you. I'm gonna do it. You're the professional.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Hey, okay, this is I can't believe I'm gonna have
- 4:00Speaker 3: two wives. Oh my god? Why didn't I think of this?
- 4:03Speaker 3: The only thing I'm telling you is that there shouldn't
- 4:05Speaker 3: be the day of your getting married to both women.
- 4:08Speaker 3: They should discover about each other. Can I do a favor?
- 4:11Speaker 4: Then? If I paid you a little extra, would you
- 4:13Speaker 4: mind telling them because that would make it way easier.
- 4:17Speaker 3: That, unfortunately, is not the service I provide. Okay, I
- 4:21Speaker 3: merely officiate. Huh.
- 4:23Speaker 4: So how did you tell your wife Paisley that you
- 4:26Speaker 4: were only going to marry her and not another girl?
- 4:29Speaker 4: What was it difficult? Was it hard? Because it sounds tough?
- 4:33Speaker 3: I'm sorry. How do you know my wife's name? Oh?
- 4:35Speaker 4: She said, your schedule's been filling up really quickly for
- 4:38Speaker 4: wedding season, so she thought that we should prank you
- 4:40Speaker 4: from the radio station I'm currently at.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Oh my God. Yeah, man, my.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Name's actually jose from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey
- 4:51Speaker 4: in the Morning. A. We're doing a photap on you.
- 4:56Speaker 3: You were freaking out, dude. You thought I was really.
- 4:59Speaker 4: Trying to marry too women.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Yeah, bok, mildly, definitely concerning.
- 5:04Speaker 4: There's no way I can't even get one woman to
- 5:06Speaker 4: date me, let alone get married.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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