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Phone Tap: Stairway Hookup · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: We got one of the funniest phone to have requests
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  Speaker 3: in a long time. The request fun Yeah, just the
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  Speaker 3: request from a guy named Rubin and I can't wait
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  Speaker 3: to hear this one. I haven't heard it yet, but
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  Speaker 3: Ruben wanted us to play a prank on his buddy. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: apparently he's only been at his job for a few
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  Speaker 3: months and started dating a woman there that he worked with.
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  Speaker 3: And the other night they were drinking, they came back
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  Speaker 3: to the office and started getting freaky in the stairway.
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  Speaker 3: I must have been looking for some privacy, but a
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  Speaker 3: security guard caught them a took pictures of their IDs
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  Speaker 3: and then said he'd be getting in touch with HR.
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  Speaker 3: So Ruben told us his buddy's been freaking out because
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  Speaker 3: HR still hasn't called. He's getting fired. And that was
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  Speaker 3: until now, that's right, you're gonna hear it in your
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  Speaker 3: phone tap right after this.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Kelly calling from Corporate HR. I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: to speak with jored This is he Hi, Jared, how
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  Speaker 2: are you today?
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  Speaker 4: I'm good.
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  Speaker 5: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just calling because of the incident that happened
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  Speaker 2: in the office stairwell the other day.
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  Speaker 4: So you you heard about that.
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  Speaker 2: Security did inform me of what happened.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate that, but as you know, we take
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  Speaker 2: these type of things very seriously.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I promise you this will never happen again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now let's just go through some things here. Jared,
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  Speaker 2: how long have you and Olivia been dating?
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  Speaker 4: I've been dating all over two months.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you're aware of this since
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  Speaker 2: you're a newer employee, but we do have to file
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  Speaker 2: a coworker relationship agreement with the company.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. Never heard of that before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm your helpful HR person, so I've already got
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  Speaker 2: that started for you. I just need a little more information, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like what, like, what other activities you two have been.
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  Speaker 1: Up to at work?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean activities? We're just working.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to tell you that's not what I heard,
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to need to discuss some things.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean what you've heard talking.
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  Speaker 2: About the cubicle area? You know what I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 2: their little little accion.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know about any action. Didn't that never happen.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's not what she said.
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  Speaker 5: She who I've never not never happened in the.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about Olivia. I spoke with her about an
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  Speaker 2: hour ago. I think you're going to want to hear this,
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  Speaker 2: because she admitted that you two did it in the
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  Speaker 2: cubicle area.
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  Speaker 4: That's not true.
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  Speaker 5: That's a lie. I don't even know why she would
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  Speaker 5: even say that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, let me see her through the notes. It
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  Speaker 2: says she did it in the cubicle area. Oh oh, well.
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  Speaker 4: I know she didn't do it with me.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm looking at the time on these notes
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  Speaker 2: that I have. This was definitely before you came aboard. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mean Yeah, she's referencing some guy in sales
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  Speaker 2: named Sam. Do you know Sam?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? I know Sam, But we're not friends.
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  Speaker 2: Not friends, just doppelbangers.
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is I have?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Sam, sure does. It doesn't matter. Okay, let's keep
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  Speaker 2: going down the list. How about the conference room.
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  Speaker 4: I've never been in the conference room.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's weird because she said she did it in
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  Speaker 2: the conference room four times with different people. Well it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't mean it must have been Sam and some others.
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  Speaker 5: So what you saying is my girlfriend has been doing
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  Speaker 5: it all over the office with other people. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: what are you saying?
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  Speaker 3: She's saying.
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  Speaker 2: I really should have read these notes before.
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  Speaker 4: I call it. It's just weird.
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  Speaker 2: I apologize.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I can't believe this.
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  Speaker 5: My girlfriend's doing this with everybody.
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  Speaker 4: She's done this in the past.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Sip, you should see the one about the break
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  Speaker 2: room here, this note here. Oh my god, I.
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  Speaker 4: Think I've heard enough.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to hear about more of her expectations.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like, how can you balance on a microwave
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  Speaker 2: much more flexible than when I was younger.
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  Speaker 5: You got a lot of notes on her be she's
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  Speaker 5: done it on a microwave and everywhere with everybody.
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  Speaker 2: But she told you about all these things, right, This.
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  Speaker 5: Is no, she did not shed We wouldn't have been
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  Speaker 5: dating too much if we were that's a lot of
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  Speaker 5: doing everybody in the office.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I would definitely date her. She seems very talented.
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  Speaker 5: I don't appreciate you having fun. Sound like you're really
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  Speaker 5: enjoying this. This is so shocking. I mean, how can
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  Speaker 5: I look these guys in the face.
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  Speaker 2: She couldn't either. I mean looking at the positions she
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  Speaker 2: described anywhere, there's no you could see anybody.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I am just blowed away me too.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you laughing? This is not funny. My girl's
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  Speaker 5: been doing everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty funny because this is actually a prank phone calls.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my real name's Brooke from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on you.
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  Speaker 5: Man. I'm no way, no way, no way.
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  Speaker 2: Everyboddy Rubin set you up. You know, he did tell
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  Speaker 2: us about the stairwell. He did, and he said that
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  Speaker 2: you've been freaking out thinking the HR was going to
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  Speaker 2: call you any day.
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  Speaker 5: You know what.
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  Speaker 4: I was freaking out. I'm sure they go call me though,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure they.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, wait before you go, I have to ask
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  Speaker 2: one last question. Okay, you need to answer honestly, did
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  Speaker 2: you hook up on my desk.
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  Speaker 4: You're you're not from HR.
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  Speaker 5: You can't ask me any more questions.
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  Speaker 2: I'm marking down, yes, get them out here. Wake up
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning