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State-by-State: A Playful Look at America's (and the World's) Unique Preferences | Pillow Fort Sessions EP 31 · Around the Kinky Kampfire Podcast

• 1:03
  Speaker 1: welcome back everybody to another episode of round the kinky campfire.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: This is your host, the.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: The Taco Knuckle Fresno Bob, colonel Fluff and Stuff the Cuddle Gigolo, aka HH Julius, or just Jules or Julius, if you're feeling less fancy.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: We are beginning the year again, kind of sort of Well, we had an episode last week, but this is still January.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: It's the beginning of the year.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: Whatever, I'm going to say that for probably all the episodes for the year, but we're beginning of the year with the rankings.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many I'm going to do this month.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: Definitely going to do one this episode.
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know about next episode, we'll see, but of course we talked about it last year.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: We've got to talk about it again the porn ranking searches for 2024.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I like me a good ranking and then we'll talk about porn.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: And then, ooh, the kinks.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Got to look up kinks.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Top kink searches of 2024.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, we've got to do all that because this is what we do here.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: We educate people why we talk about interesting topics.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: I will look that up.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: Most popular, hilarious, most popular fetishes of 2024.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: We got to do that as well.
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: We'll start with the with the porn, but this year we're gonna try a little something different.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily going to do the ASMR minutes, we'll see about that.
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not showing me.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, I got to get them though the top porn searches Very interesting, having looked at them.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: So we'll go over the top porn searches for the country, this great US of A, and then the world, and then try to explain some of them if people don't know what they are.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: This is what we're doing here.
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: Some of them are just interesting, and some of them, for the most part, I know what most of them are, but some of them there's some where it's like what?
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Why is this a thing?
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: I don't even Wow.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: People be people-ing and they are interesting with their stuff going on.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: We'll take a look at it here.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: Let's start with the country.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I did enjoy messing with Ms Rue about this last year, seeing as how she's not a huge porn watcher.
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: Her trendiness of the porn is fun.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to have to do that again if she ever comes back on.
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: I can mess with her all day long, but I'll do it by myself.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: So, starting on the western coast Well, not the coast, just the western.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: So Hawaii we will go with Oahu, hawaiians like Hawaiians, if you guys don't know, oahu is an island in Hawaii and apparently they like other Hawaiians.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, not very surprising there.
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: Let's move on up to the north Alaska.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: They like their anal and their dildos, which is, I'm assuming, dildos in the anus.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Is what they like, or is it separate?
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: This chart that I'm seeing is broken down by color and name, but it's not really saying there's a difference.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if it's anal plus dildo or just two separate things.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: We're just going to go with the fact that probably they're putting dildos in it among other things.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: Very interesting, okay, not too crazy.
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: There, going up to the northwest, we have Washington, which also on this chart I'm going.
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: I just Googled top porn searches and of course Pornhub is one of the places that do these searches, but then you know other websites and newspaper sites.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: They kind of just make an article from it.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: So I just did the search and it's from Pornhub.
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of the different sites just made articles from that, which is interesting.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Washington State Milking.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't really I got right into this topic and I didn't really do an introduction, but I hope you all just bear with me.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: I'll probably do another official one next time.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for the new year.
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: This is interesting.
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: But Pillowfort Sessions Around the Kinky Campfire podcast most Thursdays of the month on all major podcasting platforms.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, julius, here we are talking about porn searches, washington, so funny.
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: Milking, I think we all know here at the Campfire, campfire Kingsters, we know what milking is.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, milking, sucking on the nipples for lactating people that are able to do so.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: I myself had a partner that lactated, which was interesting because they were nowhere near having children.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: But if y'all don't know people that have the breast cysts, they can lactate even though they are not having children.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: And on birth control and not on birth control, I don't know, that's where my expertise goes in.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: I've experienced it myself.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: So it's interesting to have that happen and it's like, oh okay, well, that's a thing.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: So I partook consensually and I thought it was good.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit more metallic, like a lot of people say that have done it before, that I've done my research of all of I don't know, like two minutes in previous times.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: The taste was interesting Because it was milky and it was warm Milky.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: It was metallic and it was warm, which is interesting for me because I have not had warm milk before.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: So I'll just say that Warm milk is not a thing I've had before.
• 6:56
  Speaker 1: I was like the person I was with found it very pleasurable.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh well, I guess I'll keep doing this.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Then I just kept tasting.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun for both of us.
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: I will say, the partners I've had in the past there have been some that were interested in lactating play and I was all for it.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: I was cool with that, that was totally fine with me and it just never happened until this particular instance in my case, and I was like, okay, well, that's a thing we can put that on the table.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: So I am all 100 one.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: That is one of my soft limits.
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: I don't need to do it unless a partner wants to.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: This particular one.
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: We hadn't really planned anything out but it just kind of happened that way and they were all for it and I was like okay.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: So the experience itself was great and I enjoyed pleasuring them that way.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: And I don't know, I got my minerals and minerals.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Minerals, vitamins and minerals.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got my vitamins and minerals.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: Very interesting uh, overall experience was I could take it or leave it.
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: So the milking play uh, that I've seen.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, milking porn that I've seen ooh, milking porn that I've seen.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: There was a heifer-type situation going on.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: So they had the milking machine going, the milked person was strapped up in a way that they yeah, they were just like an old cow milking machine and it was enjoyable to watch the formality of it all and the noises that the person was making and also the person that was operating the machine was very task-driven.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I like a good role play and the fact that you're objectifying somebody in that way consensually.
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have to say consensually.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of stuff.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: However you feel about porn, I can't say it's all consensual.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not an expert on this, I don't know what I'm talking about, but from what I've seen, most of it is consensual.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: The porn I've watched, there's interviews before or after and or after and people enjoy what they're doing and they're getting paid for it.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I say about that.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: I know it's not everywhere.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: I will generalize as I see fit in this case, because I am not an expert.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: So, milking, watching it in porn and doing it myself, I am for soft limit though, okay.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: Next, right under washington, we have oregon, which is the furry capital of the country.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: Apparently, a lot of people like furry stuff in Oregon, which is interesting.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I guess it's like a um weather thing, I don't know.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: I know furries are down here in Florida and I just don't know how they do it, like logistically, cause it's hot as shit here.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: So being in a well air conditioned place before you get your furry costume on, I would assume is very, uh, good idea here.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: So being in an air-conditioned place before you get your furry costume on, I would assume is a very good idea, just because of the sweat and the smell.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get hot with a long-sleeved shirt.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine wearing a whole furry suit.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: But up in Oregon, I assume, especially during the wintertime, that is pretty good.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: But Oregon people like to watch furry play.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: I am Ooh, furry, furry porn.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: I've watched furry porn.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: That's what y'all are.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Campsters are here for my experiences.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: I've watched furry porn.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: I enjoy furry porn, except for the sweating, because I can tell they are pretty sweaty.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: It looks like a mess.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I'm totally fine with it.
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: Furry and uh, of course pet play is great when you mix the sex in there and cosplaying in general I like making a good cosplay and of course, for all us anime fans out there, we know demihumans are a thing and demihuman porn and all the different tropes that happen with animated demihumans, I don't know.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: I mean it's fictional, it's a thing.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: If you're not knowing what I'm talking about, then you can look it up yourself.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: For those that know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do, because that kind of stuff is good for role-playing, but not in actual.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, and consensually I'll say this again, consensually I enjoy it.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: Furry cosplay, all that stuff which I don't see cosplay anywhere on the country list.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of gray areas and I don't know why because I don't have the details the Pornhub site is not coming.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: I guess we're turning to Texas now.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I can't get to the Pornhub site for some reason and I can't get any details.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: So I'm going off an article that I found from a newspaper.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: So I'm interested to find out why there's gray areas.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I guess they just don't have enough data.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: I would assume one thing doesn't stick out the most, but apparently you can go to pornhuntcom, slash insights and get that information if you want to look into it more.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I don't really care too much to look into it farther, just so y'all know.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: So I like what I'm seeing so far.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: We got most of the country well like half the country, I should say to look at.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: But right now, right under Oregon, next to California, we have Nevada and it's Vegas.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: So what the fuck does that mean?
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: That mean what you like, gambling porn?
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I'll fuck somebody on a poker table if they want me to.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with that.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: That's, I guess, gambling porn.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused by that Vegas.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: It just says Vegas for Nevada.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: It's funny that Hawaiians like Oahu, another island in Hawaii, and then Nevada, people like Vegas, a city in Nevada.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Don't have much more to say to that.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I could probably look.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I might have to look that up later for my enjoyment.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: But California, they got one.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: I know what this is, friends Mom.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: But California they got one.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: I know what this is friends mom, and it's kind of put in a way that it was for Alaska with Anna dildo.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: It's like right under it and it's not like separating.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: So I assume they mean friends mom and not friends, and or mom, friends mom.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: That's a good one to imagine.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: I personally have not had that experience.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I know that people have, and also like the teacher thing, which I'm not going to comment, but good for them, maybe Good that they got arrested for that.
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: That's my official thing.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm, totally Friends, mom, done consensually with adults, so people that are 18 plus and consenting to it.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, no-transcript, I guess I should say for other people and myself myself I have been in those situations for age play.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: I, my definition of age play is plus or minus 10 years, so my thing is a maturity thing.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with age, asterisk kind of sort of.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: On that statement, it does but it doesn't.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: But I would need to talk to the person, see what their maturity is as far as that's concerned.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: So, friends, mom, talk to the person, see what their maturity is as far as that's concerned.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: So, friend's mom, totally a role-play thing like that.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: I have no problem role-playing even if somebody's actual age is not accurate.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say that.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: But even if they aren't somebody's mom, I totally will role-play that.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Totally fine with that friend's mom scenario.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, mrs Robinson, oh, I don't know what you're doing.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, mrs Robinson, oh, I don't know what you're doing.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: No, not my leg.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, don't caress it.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: So and work it way up to.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not a pickle or an eggplant, but I enjoy what you're doing, mrs Robinson.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh oh no, don't push me on the bed and jump on top of me and do things.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Oh darn, my pants came off.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: I can imagine it totally going that way.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'd be totally fine with that.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Next we're moving on to the next state, arizona, just Navajo.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, now there's a few racially specific things here and I don't know what you would call ebony.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I guess it's not really a particular race, it's just a skin color.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Weird For me, not for people that enjoy doing that kind of thing like racially or skin tone wise.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just, you know, being on the A spectrum, being specifically attracted to a specific race or skin tone, is very strange to me.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: I'll just say it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: It's weird to me.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I'll just say it.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: It's weird to me.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I don't cause I don't understand it.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: I know people do it, but it's still weird.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I don't have a preference on somebody's skin tone, you don't.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Y'all know me.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I am Demi attracted and Sapio attracted.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: So I need to know somebody's personality and how they think that doesn't have anything to do with their racial makeup or skin variants.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: What is that called Contrast?
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know Science words, but, yeah, arizona loves Navajo.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: As far as I know, the Navajo Native Americans are plentiful in Arizona.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: So once again we have another Nevada and Hawaii situation.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Very, very interesting to see.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: It's like why don't you just go talk to the people instead of whacking off to I don't know?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Can't assume they're whacking off either.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: It's more of a joke than anything.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I don't begin to understand why people watch porn.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: I know I watch porn to whack off, but it's more maintenance as far as I'm concerned.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I'd rather just go talk to somebody.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: They can whack me off and we can whack each other off.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Totally cool.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say about those uh racial porn preferences.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And then next to arizona, we have new mexico.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: For some reason, uh, colorado, idaho and montana are all grayed out, so we're just kind of snaking along the country here.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Uh, new mexico.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Apparently they really like housewife, right, that's a pretty, I don't know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I can't make an assumption, not an assumption, generalization pretty common as far as I know, in my experience, housewife.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm just going to say that if I make a generalized statement, it's from my assumption y'all can go.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Or my assumption, my experience y'all can go ahead and just take it as is.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not an expert in anything, so I'm just going off of my experience.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Housewife seems pretty plain to me, yes, and I will do it as well.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I am totally fine.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: That is an acceptable play in my book.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: It's within my risk factor, totally fine house-playing, housewife stuff, even though I don't plan on getting married actually.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: But housewife, househusband, totally cool with it.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Next up, oh no, we have Colorado.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: What is next to Nevada?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, my geography teacher would hate me right now.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: From fifth grade I think that's when I took geography.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: All right, I can't remember, not a geographer person.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Colorado, I'm blanking.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Now what the state is is.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to look it up because it's just grayed out and I can't remember colorado.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: People like foot jobs okay, that's a thing.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I would hope most of us know what that is there in the kinky campfire, because foot jobs are very popular in the king community.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Uh, not really needing to explain more than that, not for me as far as giving, but I have friends that do it and they are very enthusiastic about it, so good on them.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: And foot jobs in Colorado, that's a thing, all right.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Next up above that is Wyoming.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: And they have something I've never heard before.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: What is homegrown porn.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: How is that different than homemade porn before?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: What is homegrown porn?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: How is that different than homemade porn?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I would have to assume the difference is between homegrown porn and homemade porn.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I guess it's just people, um, there, maybe it's wyoming's wyomingians just like the nevada's, like they're vegas.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe wyoming's like homegrown farm country people, I don't know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Homegrown Very interesting.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Next we have South Dakota.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what Idaho and Montana looks like.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I can't remember what's under Idaho, though.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But next to Wyoming we have South Dakota, and for some reason, alaska, arkansas, oklahoma, texas, of course, why not Texas?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, are those the states that ban porn?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that's what that is.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: That's definitely different than last year.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: This whole thing was colored in oh, wow, I just now put that together Light bulb.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Those are the states that ban Pornhub.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, that makes more sense now.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, wow, that's sad.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, south Dakota still legal to have porn up there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Hot babes, I mean, who doesn't Hot people in general, that's okay.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: What Aren't most people in porn?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Hot?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Unless you're specifically looking for something like ugly people porn, that's interesting.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I don't understand that.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Just hot babes, Okay.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: And then North Dakota they like their lesbian strap-on.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I assume they mean lesbian and strap-on, not lesbian or strap-on the way they put it on here.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: No, because the next one over does that too.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And then there's two words.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, North Dakota, it looks like lesbian or strap-on or nothing specifically Either way.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Don't have a preference.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: In the queer community, everybody's cool as far as Julius is concerned.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: So that's interesting.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: And a strap-on, specifically strap-ons.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So I guess people that don't have penises, because pegging would be a thing if you were using a strap-on on somebody that has a penis, as far as we're clear here on definitions in the campfire, campster space.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: So lesbian strap-on, sure, I know.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: For me myself, I don't have a preference, either way.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I'd rather the strap-on be used on everybody, whether you have a penis or not.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: So if that's what y'all like in North Dakota, like, okay, all right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Next we have Minnesota.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Now, minnesota, minnesota-ins, you are my people, because you're all into FUDA, fuda and hentai.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: If you guys don't know what FUDA is, it's basically somebody that doesn't have a penis and eventually has a penis in the same setting.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm really going to say about that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: If you want to learn more, more, you can look that up.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Uh, totally fine with that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, hentai in my world.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Who doesn't?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I've been, I've had my hentai thing, uh in the day.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: If you don't like japanese animated porn and I don't know if we even had a can have a conversation.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: If you don't know what, if you have never had a hentai experience, I don't know, I don't know what to tell you.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: You go out there.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: It's like girls one cup.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Just watch it at least once.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, yeah, minnesota, y'all my peoples, apparently, what are the anime conventions out there?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Hmm, I know there's hentai conventions and I need to go to one.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Make some content out there, if y'all know what I mean.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Kind of sort of Not OF stuff, just in general content.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Underneath Minnesota, of course, we have Iowa, which is they like?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Work trip, what?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Work trip?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess it's just the matter of factually.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Wow, I just look at it underneath the iowa, work trip, you sure?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, why not?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: If you find somebody that you're uh interested on on a work trip, yeah, go, go for it consensually.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Interesting, interesting, um, work trip, yeah, what?
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: I would not even think that was a porn topic.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Uh, anyways, underneath iowa is missouri and apparently missourians like their grandmas I don't mean a person, specific grandma, hopefully it's somebody else's grandma, I would like to assume.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: So many jokes there so I'm just going to move on from missouri.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Y'all interesting people liking grandma porn.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Underneath Louisiana, underneath Missouri, we have Louisiana.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: They like their ebony and their BBW.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Once again I think it's ebony or BBW or it's like tied, I don't know specifically.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Like ebony, bbw.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Once again, with the ebony thing, I don't understand the skin color preference for myself.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Y'all, if you like it, then have at it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And BBW I mean person is a person, so the size is not super on my thing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Once again, demi-attracted and Sapio-attracted.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So mental stuff and the personality stuff.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Let's work our way back.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Back up north I should say Tennessee, we have chubby milf.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Those words are right next to each other, so I assume that they mean specifically chubby milfs, which is interesting.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Once again, don't know about the body type preferences.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: The milf thing is like, okay if it's a shore, if you have kids, more power to you.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the thing with the milf because I've seen milfs in all different shapes and sizes and I've just seen adults in all different shapes and sizes.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I don't get the MILF thing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Why specifically do they need to have kids?
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: But if you like that thing.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: More power to you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, north of Tennessee, we have Illinois.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: They like their ASMR and their role play.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yes and yes and please and thank you.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I am totally fine with ASMR, as y'all know here here on the game, even though I didn't do it today.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: The irony is palpable.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you, illinois.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, that I didn't do my asmr five seconds today, but they like the asmr and role play.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Uh, if the asmr turns you on, please contact all right above illinois is wisconsin.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Wisconsin, don't you know?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that's minnesota.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I missed out on my fargo accent.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Darn itarn it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Wisconsin, for some reason they like their pee.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, not for me, pee, not for me, that is on my hard limits.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: But if you are in Wisconsin and you like pee and you do it consensually, more power to thee.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, wisconsin, they eat cheese.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Cheese is yellow, most cheese is yellow and then pee is yellow, so maybe that's a tie.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Next, through Wisconsin, wisconsin, we got Michigan.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: They have Amateur Hot Wife.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: So it's put in a way that I think is Amateur or Hot Wife.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I just put Hot Wife in there, no-transcript.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Why wife?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: What?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Just wife, somebody else's wife.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I assume that's what turned you on.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Amateur, amateur, new people, I don't, I don't what, whether somebody's new or experienced, I don't sure, whatever, that's interesting.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: If you're in michigan, you're amateur, then, um, go consensually be there, okay, underneath michigan is ohio.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: They have cuckold.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'm laughing at west virginia.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that is going to be funny.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Once I say what it is, I'll work my way over there.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: We have Cuckold.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: We know what Cuckolds are here at Campsters In Ohio.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: They enjoy their cuckolding, watching somebody else pleasure your partner.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, if you enjoy that, more power to you.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I would like to talk to some.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I would like to potentially date someone that is into cuckolding, because I would like to know more, because that is very fascinating to me.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a service top, so if somebody was into that, then I would be.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: That would be a soft limit Giving, as far as I'm concerned, me receiving no Watching somebody else have sex with my partner.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Unless, probably, unless it was another one of my partners, then I could probably maybe do it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah, just in general, it's definitely a soft limit for me.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to tease West Virginia, because that's wow.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Also, pennsylvania, which is next to Ohio.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Naked women, yes.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Naked people, yes, I don't get that.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Next we're going up to.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's all I got to say about that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Why not Above New York, turkish?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I mean above New York, above Pennsylvania, is New York, which is Turkish.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Once again, the racial thing I don't understand.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Next to New York, we have Vermont, which is tattoo.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, please, tattoos and piercings.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Stigmata file here in the building.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, please, and thank you More and more.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Also, a non-tattooed or pierced person is lovely as well.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I see those tattoos and piercing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Next to Vermont is New Hampshire enemas.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, yes, I don't know if an enema for me could be considered a turn-on, it's just something you do.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It's like taking a shower, I don't, it's very thorough, cleanly.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I enjoy somebody that is clean, I guess, yeah, that's, hygiene is important, okay.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Next is main uh, harry bush, harry bush.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I know it's a thing a lot of people like.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Like, some people like hair all over the place.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I prefer a uh, clean plate when I eat my food, but if partner has hair, then it's's like, okay, that's fine.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, it's my preference, but it's definitely within my risk profile.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: So I'm totally cool with hairy and it's also like, how hairy are we talking?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just need to be able to find that little, that bean.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: As long as I can find that bean, then we all, it's all good with me.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: That's, that's really my thing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying to, I'm trying to do something here and I don't like all this distraction and foliage.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: In a way, I need to find that bean and I need to get a hold of that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Well, lip hold, I need to get a lip hold on that, maybe some teeth, yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Anyways, moving on Maine and then, okay, so we got to go back down Massachusetts.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: They have face-sitting.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, please, and thank you, totally fine with that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, consensually, of course.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: And then what do we have under there?
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: We have the little old wee state of Rhode Island.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: They like their weddings.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: No, I know what that means, but it's like what?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Wedding porn.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Wedding porn Okay, that's a thing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Wedding porn.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Is it the bachelor, bachelorette parties, or is it an actual wedding and people just start fucking.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's another thing I need to put on my list Wedding homegrown.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: What are we going on?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: What are we doing here?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And next to Rhode Island, we have Connecticut Queef Hilarious, I was just talking to somebody recently about queefing.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I should take them to Connecticut with the rest of the queef lovers Because, yeah, I mean, that's definitely one of those things that's like, it just happens.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, okay, queef.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: As an experienced sex person, I guess I could say that is that queefing happens.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Don't be a child about it, it's just a thing that happens.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Just air people, just air into the vaginal canal, people, queef, people also fart.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, unfortunately, that shit stinks, of course, because it's a fart, but that happens too.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: You do something about it.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And move on to connecticut.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Uh, I guess we'll go to new jersey first, because district columbia is listed on this map in the correct order.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I know where district columbia is.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I know that much geography.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, new jersey.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: We have iranian.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Once again, a uh, racial thing.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Don't understand delaware.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Mature, yes, I don't know what the difference there, why that's a category.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I Once again, a racial thing Don't understand Delaware.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Mature, yes, I don't know what the difference there or why that's a category.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I have seen it on Pornhub and other websites.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Mature Does that mean older, like, are we talking about a mental state?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Then, yes, sure, okay, mature, district of Columbia.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I've looked at mature categories and it's like, okay, it's the same women, or they look the same to me.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't get the difference.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: District of Columbia riding Horses.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: What are we riding here?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Are monkeys riding dogs or something?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: What is this Riding?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, that's another thing.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: It happens during sex.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I find it enjoyable in my experiences.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, right, I consent to writing Underneath.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: District of Columbia, we have Maryland, which is girlfriend, yes, girlfriend, boyfriend, them friend.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: That's a thing.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Person.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: This just screams person to me.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: My porn category is person, human, that's a thing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, all right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Now I've teased it a little bit before we'll go back to west virginia.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Now, west virginia, fat women put it in a way that's right next to each other, so can't be miscrued as an and or thing.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Fat women how's that different than bbw?
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I don't get it, because then, after west virginia, we have tenn, which is chubby milf.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: How's that different than BBW?
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: What is the different classification between fat, chubby and BBW?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: They look the same to me.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I don't understand, because then we have South Carolina.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Apparently, the East Coast likes their BBW slash, chubby, slash fat, which I don't know.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: South Carolina likes wife BBW.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: So you have a wife specifically as a BBW.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: It's like chubby milf, what the fuck?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't understand people.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: The specifics on the body types and the racial stuff and the skin color, I don't understand.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, georgia, we have ebony, and then and or, or Ebony or Homemade I know what homemade poor did.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what homegrown was, but that was interesting and ebony once again, sure.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: And then florida, what are we doing?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Floridians?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Cubana, once again, racially.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Um, specific, I don't, I don't get that.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, so those are apparently, which I just could, halfway through that, figured out that the grayed out states are the ones that don't ban Pornhub.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Now, which is like, oh, okay, interesting, apparently we're not going to get to the top porn searches of the of the year, even though I kind of want to, or the top kinks.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: But we'll go over it a little bit later, because then they also did the most searched movies and characters.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: So just fictional characters, which is Fictifile.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, what was the one where you liked fictional characters?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I can't remember now.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: All right, I guess we'll talk about that in a different episode.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: The kinks in the porn searches, because I am running out of time, people, I'm going way over, but quickly, before I go way over my limit, which I didn't think was going to take that long.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: But that's funny.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't think it was going to take that long, but that's funny, okay, so catch that next time.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it now.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Hopefully I'll remind myself when I'm editing this later.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Quickly, we will go over the world most viewed categories, which is Canada, right off the bat.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Lesbian porn Once again, they follow in the what is it?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Michigan or Minnesota people, they like their lesbian porn.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Nope, sorry, north Dakota.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: So it trickled up into canada.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Lesbian porn.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: And number one for the us is ebony what, what?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: For the whole us, the top search is ebony, all right.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: And then all the south, not mexico, central america, and then the west side of south america likes their anal.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Sticking in the butt, butt, butt, what.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Sticking in the butt, yeah, butt.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, brazil likes their Brazilian, all right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Nevada, hawaii, they like their.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess what?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's so weird.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: You like your Brazilians, sure, you see them on the street.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Go talk to I don't get it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, all right, let's go across the small ocean here, smaller ocean, to Africa, where of course, most of Africa likes their ebony Uh-huh, okay.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And then some of it likes anal.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And then North Africa, so Egypt and Morocco-ish places in Saudi Arabia like their Arab, once again, sure, but then for some I think it's Sri Lanka, I don't know, my geography sucks, but they like their Indian.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: So, south of India, they like their Indian, what, okay, let's go to Europe, where the middle of Europe.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: So France likes their French, sure, and then Spain likes their mature, it looks like.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: And then the eastern side of europe, and like great britain, they like, uh, milf liking their milfs.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And then, um, the middle of asia likes milf, and all of russia, eastern and Western, likes their anal, their cold country, well, no, because Southern South America likes anal as well.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I would love to know the story about all this, the anal.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: And for some reason, parts of China and Mongolia like Japanese, as do the Japanese, which makes sense, and apparently, southern do the Japanese, which makes sense, and apparently, um, southern Asia likes Japanese, huh.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: And then Australia.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: So Australia and Canada, big lovers of the lesbian porn.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Fascinating.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I would love to know and I'm very confused right now, even though y'all can't really see me what is going on in these people's heads.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: This is very strange to me, also, ace spectrum person.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Why is it so prevalent that anal is in Russia and lesbian porn is in Canada and Australia?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And what up of these countries and states that like their own people.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I don't get that because you see it, but you don't go talk to them or something.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: You just jack off to it, which is another assumption on my part.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Very interesting, I mean, I should have got a drink for this episode.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: My voice is hoarse.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: But this is Julius here, aka Colonel Gigolo, aka Taco Knuckle, aka Colonel McBee.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Once again for another around the kinky campfire, pillow forest session episode.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this hearing my thoughts on different porn searches.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Please go out there consensually and do all these things, even if you're into just specifically cubana ebony bbw's apparently different than chubby and then different from fat.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: If that's your thing and you do it consensually, more power to you.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Please do it with a consenting adult.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I just my little disclaimer there.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: But catch us on most Thursdays around the Kinky Fire and or Pillowfort sessions.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: We are on all major platforms, so Spotify, itunes, amazon, yada yada, yaggity schmackity.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: That is all for now.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you and hello.