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Phone Tap: Cam Sandwich To The Rescue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: listeners emailing us saying urgent, we need to do this
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now, otherwise you're going to miss the window. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and sometimes you know, we'll rush and write out an
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  Speaker 1: idea to get it done. But that's not what happened today. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: A guy named Rex decided to get his buddy with
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  Speaker 1: the long play Oh, because his friend had a favorite
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  Speaker 1: Toronto Raptors Jersey that mysteriously disappeared after he broke up
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  Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. Took it. Right, The truth is our listener,
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  Speaker 1: Rex borrowed it. The guy were about to call suspects.
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  Speaker 1: It was his ex that took it. Oh, should we
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  Speaker 1: fan the flame? I think we should, at least for
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  Speaker 1: the purposes of this phone tap. You're gonna hear right
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  Speaker 1: now on the twenty Hello, Hey is this d dog Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I think you have the wrong number. David right, David? Oh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's me. It is D Dog. Then what's up? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't go by D Dog. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: that person is. Who were you? Oh? Well, yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Cam. My friends called me Cam Sandwich, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like like a ham sandwich. Should I know you? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe not, But I'm dating your ex
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  Speaker 1: Tiffany Okay, yeah, you guys broke up like what two
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  Speaker 1: three months ago? Yeah? Yeah, we're having sex now what Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so that's when the sandwich kind of swooped in and
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  Speaker 1: she took a bite. Can I ask why you're calling me? Oh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so apparently you change the Netflix password and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need the new one. Yeah you're joking, right, No, man,
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  Speaker 1: the sandwich don't joke. And we're in the middle season
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  Speaker 1: three Whisker Wars Tabby v. Tabby and now we can't
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  Speaker 1: finish it. Sorry, dude, that's your problem. And I would
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  Speaker 1: suggest that she gets her own that's like count because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not paying for that anymore. Oh okay, Well, no
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  Speaker 1: need to get hostile on me, right, And just why
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  Speaker 1: is she having you do it? Why isn't she calling me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Tiff, she doesn't like confrontation, so
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  Speaker 1: she has her buchey boyfriend called me for the password.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. Hey, listen, man, I'm on your side here, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's just Tiffany knows that you still have a thing
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  Speaker 1: for her, and if she called then you'd probably try
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  Speaker 1: and get back together with her or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you for the reason the sandwich coming to the rescue?
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  Speaker 1: I do not want to get back together with her.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, she ended up looking up with
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  Speaker 1: my best friend. Did you know that? Yeah, I heard
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  Speaker 1: the story that is why we broke up because she
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  Speaker 1: cheated on me. Well, honestly, it sounded to me like
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  Speaker 1: it was hartly your fault, my fault, my fault. Bro
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  Speaker 1: I've been there all right. A decade ago. I was
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  Speaker 1: in the Sandwich Mafia, which actually was just a cool
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  Speaker 1: name for a group of guys who played softball, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, we had tuna sandwich, grilled cheese sandwich. Our
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  Speaker 1: catcher was Peebe and j Dude, I don't care about
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  Speaker 1: your sandwich history or whatever you're talking. Well, no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying a girl got in the way, so the
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  Speaker 1: Sandwich Mafia broke up, and I don't care. There's not
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  Speaker 1: a day that goes by when I think about playing
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  Speaker 1: catch with corned beef and rye again, It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: not going to happen. You gotta get over that. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you and your sandwich bros went through
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  Speaker 1: all that sandwich mafia. Fine, sandwich mafia. I don't care,
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  Speaker 1: and it's nothing to do with Tiffany and me. And
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  Speaker 1: for your information, I am not hung up on her. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just done paying for her netlegs and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Man, Well, I didn't want to do this,
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  Speaker 1: but you know that Toronto Raptor jersey that you thought
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  Speaker 1: you lost what she has it? No, yeah, up, I
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  Speaker 1: know what she has my jersey. You could have it
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  Speaker 1: back in exchange for a certain password. Man, I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: the police. That's stealing. Oh okay, the police. Sure, when
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  Speaker 1: you call him. You can play this entire phone call
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  Speaker 1: for them if you want, because I've been recording it.
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  Speaker 1: You've been recording the fault. You're fine, Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: the evidence. Yeah, I have the whole conversation saved and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play it on the radio too. What the
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about now? You just got set up, dude,
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  Speaker 1: because this is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, your ex Tiffany set you up, man.
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  Speaker 1: She said she misses you and she wants to get
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  Speaker 1: a drink sometime if you're out for it. Did she
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  Speaker 1: really she said that she wants to talk. No, she
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  Speaker 1: didn't say that, dude, I'm messing with you. I'm sorry, man.
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  Speaker 1: But Rex said that you still are into your ex
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  Speaker 1: and he wanted to discrew with you about Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him. Yeah, ud. He's actually had the
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  Speaker 1: jersey for about a month now. That's my Raptors jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Once Tiffany moved out. He secretly borrowed it and then
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  Speaker 1: he called us to prank you. Yeah, I want it back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you want it back? I know? Just the guy
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  Speaker 1: cam Sandwich to the rescue. Oh yeah right, let's round
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  Speaker 1: up that Sandwich mafia. Get the job done. Old the
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  Speaker 1: Mayo boys up every morning with food tabs. Weekday mornings
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