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Phone Tap: Clover Does Grocery Surveillance · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: When we do prank phone calls, some of us get
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  Speaker 3: into character for them. Yeah, like I have my old man.
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  Speaker 2: Ellen winter Bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I let your service suns out comes out. Then
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  Speaker 3: Brook has her chainsmoking truck driver character. Is it Marlin? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there it is, which is just Brook in the future. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They all did it once and Texters at seven eight
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  Speaker 3: five nine two said they loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, shot to me, there's a couple of truck drivers.
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  Speaker 2: I got DM. I'm just gonna let you know.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's Jose. And one of his most requested
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  Speaker 3: fan favorite characters is Clover. Yeah, former British Intelligence Black
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  Speaker 3: Ops soldier who takes his military training everywhere he goes
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  Speaker 3: and of course takes it way too seriously.
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  Speaker 4: Yeh.
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  Speaker 3: And today he has his sight set on a new
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  Speaker 3: location that you'll find in almost every neighborhood in North America.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna find out where in your phone tab right now?
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for calling at market. This is Cat. How can
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  Speaker 4: I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Oi? Is this a secure line? Huh? Is this line secure? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Let me this is just a grocery
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  Speaker 4: store line. Who's calling.
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  Speaker 2: The name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover because
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  Speaker 2: I'm lucky to be alive.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Ten minutes ago I witnessed a maium sized woman about
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  Speaker 2: yay hi, put a nectarine in her pocket and just
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  Speaker 2: walk right out the front door.
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  Speaker 4: Well, thanks for letting us know. There's not much that
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  Speaker 4: we can do about it, though, Unfortunately, Well what are.
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  Speaker 2: You going to do about it? We're in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of a crisis.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I don't know if you're aware of like
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  Speaker 4: policies and that, but there's not much that we can do.
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  Speaker 4: You know, we're not allowed to pursue any shoplifters. We're
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  Speaker 4: just supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Then you're lucky you have me because I don't work
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  Speaker 2: for the store or the cops.
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  Speaker 4: So what are you saying. I'm just not following what
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  Speaker 4: you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a former black op specialist for I six have
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  Speaker 2: a set of skills that you might find extremely useful. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: if you catch my drift.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just reiterating this. This is a grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: A further if that's why I'm taking this seriously, write
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  Speaker 2: this down. I need an empty room in the back
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  Speaker 2: of the shop, preferdly way to sink with running water
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  Speaker 2: in a package of one hundred and twenty zip ties.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, you want a room in the back.
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  Speaker 2: What also? I need a call battery with two jumper
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  Speaker 2: cables and all have the thief squinting like a pig,
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  Speaker 2: and a Moroccan bazaar.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's not necessary. We don't need to make a
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  Speaker 4: torture room for somebody who has stolen orange.
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  Speaker 2: It was a necked rain attention to detail love. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: there you'll get in your pockets picked.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you. I appreciate the call, but I think we're
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  Speaker 4: just going to handle it on our end.
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  Speaker 2: Here I'm harden inside at one of your freezers right now.
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  Speaker 4: You're what what?
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  Speaker 2: I'm in a freezer one of ours, in a freezer.
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  Speaker 4: You're here in our.
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  Speaker 2: Store, affirmative. I'm tailing a bloke who may or may
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  Speaker 2: not have put a bag of frozen fish dicksed on
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  Speaker 2: his nickers.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, Frank or whatever your name is, you need to
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  Speaker 4: get out of our freezer, and you need to leave
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  Speaker 4: our store immediately.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to close in on the target copy?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I do not need you to close in
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  Speaker 4: on the target. I need you to get out of
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  Speaker 4: the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have them ted that register full Unley said three minutes.
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  Speaker 4: No, sir, no, suir, No, don't you dare.
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  Speaker 2: I just need the green light? Do I have it? No?
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  Speaker 4: Are you hearing me? No?
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  Speaker 2: I need your green light to add his phone prank.
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  Speaker 2: Once it's over, copy white one, just say the word copy.
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  Speaker 4: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 2: My name isn't really Clover, It's actually Jose. This is
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  Speaker 2: my real voice.
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  Speaker 4: What is going on right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not in your grocery store. You can calm down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually at a radio station and I'm doing a
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  Speaker 2: prank phone call on you. Oh what are your coworkers?
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  Speaker 2: You know your coworker Laura, she set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm like joking.
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  Speaker 2: She said you had a lot of shoplifters lately, so
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  Speaker 2: she thought it might be helpful to have someone like
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  Speaker 2: you know in British Intelligence come and take care of
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  Speaker 2: the job.
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  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I'll meet you in the back room and three minutes
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  Speaker 2: zip toys in the battery cables, Coppy Roger Baggs.
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  Speaker 4: Let's make them pay.
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  Speaker 2: WHOA Okay, now I'm scared of you, lady.
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