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Phone Tap: Ashton Scams The Scammer · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and from time
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  Speaker 1: to time we do a series of prank calls that
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  Speaker 1: we label scam the scammer. Yes, you know. It's basically
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  Speaker 1: those fake car warranty people who randomly dial the station,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get us to give them money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like the irs. Like they would call you and ask
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  Speaker 1: for a gift card.
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  Speaker 2: And then they're going to transfer you to the sale
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  Speaker 2: security department.
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  Speaker 1: All the scams and we'll pick up sometimes just to
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  Speaker 1: mess with them. Well, the other day, our producer answered
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  Speaker 1: one of the lines and it was another scammer, but
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  Speaker 1: instead of trolling them right there, we actually schedule the
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  Speaker 1: time to call them back, got their name and their number,
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  Speaker 1: and had the most innocent sounding person on the show
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  Speaker 1: try to confuse them. It's our technical director, Ashton. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and this is going to be his very first prank
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  Speaker 1: call ever. Ashton's phone tap debut right now brooking Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 1: phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for reaching support line for books.
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  Speaker 2: This is Hannah. How can I help you today? My
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  Speaker 2: roommate told me that someone called yesterday asking for me
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  Speaker 2: about some sort of payment that that's due, and I
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  Speaker 2: just could I take care.
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  Speaker 4: Of that now?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, because you please help me if the business phone
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  Speaker 3: number when my team tried reaching out to you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I can give you my name. Do you
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  Speaker 4: want my name now?
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  Speaker 3: You can just help me out with a business name.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's under my personal name. It's Harold Harold Nuts
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  Speaker 2: with a Z, but most people call me Harry. Just
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  Speaker 2: give me a moment.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry. I would have called.
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  Speaker 3: Earlier, but okay, not a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday I was just having to wax my whole body
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  Speaker 2: because I've been competing in those tiny man competitions.
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  Speaker 4: What that is?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so sorry I called earlier and I think
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  Speaker 2: I got dropped off.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Harold Nuts with me?
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  Speaker 3: Gotch it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Someone called about like some sort of payment that's due,
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  Speaker 2: and I just I wanted to take care of.
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  Speaker 4: That, got it? Sure? I can just help you with that.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just base come for me with your business
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  Speaker 1: registered number.
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  Speaker 4: I'll get that, let me find that. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to say I do appreciate you guys
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  Speaker 2: calling me because and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: What was your name again? I'm Sarah Smith. It's funny
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  Speaker 4: you sound like a Sarah Smith.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Sarah, I'm gonna be a little real with you
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  Speaker 2: for a second. MM.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't paid my taxes in like four years?
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  Speaker 3: Gotch it?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe closer to fourteen. There's a fourign there somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I just I haven't really gotten around to it. But
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  Speaker 4: I'm you know, I'm still looking for that business number.
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  Speaker 4: Do you buy a chance have it?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe? Is it the same or you having.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm still looking. How is your day doing good?
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  Speaker 4: I was yours? Honestly.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that we're talking on the phone right now,
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say I do consider you a true friend.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, sure, i'd appreciate that. And you know what,
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  Speaker 2: since we're friends, I'm gonna share with you something that's
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  Speaker 2: changed my life. There'll be a little vulnerable here. It's
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  Speaker 2: called emotional keto.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure we can just do that.
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  Speaker 3: So before that, today you just got to remind her call.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, hold on, I just spilled a caprice on
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  Speaker 2: over my computer.
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  Speaker 4: I think she put down hold.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for being on hold. This is Chloe, your
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  Speaker 3: senior accounts manager. How are you doing today?
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  Speaker 4: Hi? I was just talking to Sarah.
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  Speaker 2: I'd spilled a caprisan on my computer and just sorry,
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  Speaker 2: so I had to clean that up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how are you? I'm doing good? How can I
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  Speaker 3: help you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just calling back about a payment I need to
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  Speaker 2: make because I've got a ton of money and I
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  Speaker 2: need someone to.
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  Speaker 4: Give it to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I do see. We are calling you in regards
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  Speaker 3: to your annual service wheneval. So we need to update
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  Speaker 3: a new payment method to running back your services.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta be honest. Did not understand a single thing you
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  Speaker 2: just said? Yes, I just need to know.
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  Speaker 4: Would you be cool accepting fortnite v Bucks instead of cash? Maybe?
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  Speaker 3: No, so we only accept Visa or a master card
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  Speaker 3: or an Amex credit card, or we can go ahead
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 4: Old, are you in there?
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  Speaker 1: Dad? You better not be touching yourself again.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. Clearly, hold on one second. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I told you you can't do that in my office.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Chloe? Yes, do you have overprotective dad just like me?
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  Speaker 3: Is that frustrated?
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  Speaker 4: That's an understandable say.
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  Speaker 1: If I get in there and your pants are off,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose.
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  Speaker 2: My I need some advice. What do I say to him?
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  Speaker 2: Because he won't leave me alone.
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  Speaker 3: Are you about the eighteen?
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  Speaker 2: I'm technically thirty two, but I feel like i'm seventeen,
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  Speaker 2: So you know, do you want.
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  Speaker 3: To update the payment method right now? Or do you
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  Speaker 3: need to call you back later?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well before the payment? Do you have any advice?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: I can deal with this A hold.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have an end voice?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Well can I can I give you advice?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? So?
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  Speaker 4: Are you single?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Are you dating?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be vulnerable right here.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be interested in a fully hairless dude who
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  Speaker 2: competes in tiny man competitions? I mean it'd be long
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  Speaker 2: distance in the beginning, but we can make it work.
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  Speaker 4: Broken Jeffreys phone taps on the twenties