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Phone Tap: Anvil Wants To Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away.
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  Speaker 2: A little while back, you might remember we did a
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  Speaker 2: prank call to a deli to order a sandwich, and
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  Speaker 2: we said we were doing text to speech while driving
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  Speaker 2: a car. Oh, and the guy heard us get into
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  Speaker 2: a road rage situation in the middle of the call.
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  Speaker 2: It was super awkward. Well, today we're not going to
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  Speaker 2: do that exact same thing, but we are going to
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  Speaker 2: call a tire shop to make one of their employees
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  Speaker 2: feel that same level of awkwardness. And it all starts
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  Speaker 2: with pretending that Brooke and I are married and I'm
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  Speaker 2: just borrowing her phone just for a second. It's your phone,
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  Speaker 2: tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another on the twenties, I'm tire. This is Jimmy. How
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  Speaker 3: can I help you? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Darryl. I was just on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with someone else a minute ago trying to order
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  Speaker 2: some tires, but my phone died.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. Sorry, yeah, that that wasn't me though.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I just I borrowed my wife's phone to
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  Speaker 2: call you back. Do you think you could help me?
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  Speaker 3: Honey?
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  Speaker 1: Can you make it quick?
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  Speaker 2: I think my phone is gonna die. Yeah, just sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, no, no, no problem. Did they give you an
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  Speaker 3: order number yet? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think so. Then I need to do.
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  Speaker 3: What the charger? Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Hold on wait? Who's Calvin? Who? A notification just came
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  Speaker 2: up on your phone says Calvin matched with you. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: but he sent you a message? What is this, babe?
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. I just will you hand me
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  Speaker 2: the phone.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do the tire thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, hold on, wait, tell me who is Calvin? Why
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  Speaker 2: is it popping up as a Tinder notification?
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Your phone is blowing up with Tinder notifications.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm in the middle of something
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  Speaker 3: I shouldn't be, and I'm just trying to help you
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  Speaker 3: with your You're.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, just hold on a second.
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  Speaker 3: It's not what you need.
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  Speaker 2: What am I supposed to think? Obviously you're fooling around
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  Speaker 2: behind my back with this Calvin guy. They tell me
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  Speaker 2: what's going on? You make me tell you, yes, tell
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  Speaker 2: me it's fine. It's for your birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I really just want to help you her tires. I
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  Speaker 3: need the customers who told.
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  Speaker 2: Me that you wanted to sing up. I was talking
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  Speaker 2: about our Mexican food the other night. She's got a relationship.
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  Speaker 2: You said it with a wink, and I know what
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  Speaker 2: you mean. Oh my god. I planned as a party.
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  Speaker 3: Really fun part. I should I go? I just I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. Don't go.
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  Speaker 2: No, I still want to get my tires.
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  Speaker 3: I understand that, but I'm very uncomfortable right now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how do you think I feel. I'm just
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  Speaker 2: learning this right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, No, you.
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  Speaker 2: Wanted more culture in our life. So your idea of
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  Speaker 2: culture is this guy Luke. Well, it's like a mountain pot.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: I can hear.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, let me try and put this on mute
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  Speaker 2: Uney's birthday, for whom.
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  Speaker 3: You're still I can hear you you.
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  Speaker 2: This is my birthday. It sounds like you're the one
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  Speaker 2: that's getting all the gifts. Well, I'm sure they'll.
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  Speaker 1: Give you some gifts too.
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  Speaker 3: I can hear everything.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure you're fine with it. Oh there's more
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  Speaker 2: coming now, who's Anville don't look so happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: How about we do this another time.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already on the phone with you. I
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  Speaker 2: just would really appreciate it. We could just tackle this
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  Speaker 2: now and get my tires order.
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  Speaker 3: You say that, but every time you try to get
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  Speaker 3: you order number, a new game comes off and you
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  Speaker 3: and your wife are arguing about some new band. Who's
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  Speaker 3: in your wife? Like there was right there? I heard
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  Speaker 3: it again, sir.
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  Speaker 2: That one's actually from a woman.
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  Speaker 3: Now my business starts one?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe nice? Do you hear what's going on over here?
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately I do, and I don't want to be a
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  Speaker 3: part of it, sir. I just want to hope you
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  Speaker 3: get well.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just a part of it. So he
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  Speaker 2: says he doesn't want to be a part of it.
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  Speaker 2: He said Saturday. I mean, I'm sure he doesn't work
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  Speaker 2: on Saturdays. I didn't ask him, but I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to ask. He's gonna be so fine.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't ask me. I don't want you to ask
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  Speaker 3: me anything. Just give me your order number and I
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  Speaker 3: will take care of you.
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  Speaker 2: He would love anvil. He would love it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't okay, I'm not interested in Anneville. I just again,
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  Speaker 3: ires are your phone number, and I will call you
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  Speaker 3: while you get somebody else to do.
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, I'm really sorry to do this to you.
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  Speaker 2: I Oh, is Jimmy right?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, my name is Jimmy. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: My wife just wants you to know that we've got
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  Speaker 2: room for a sixth person, the seventh person. Now, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not are okay? Eight people?
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  Speaker 3: Are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing anything Saturday?
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  Speaker 3: My wife wants to I am not interested. I have
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  Speaker 3: a wife, I have kids, and I am a morally
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  Speaker 3: responsible human being. Well, please give me your order number.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is, I know your wife, Rebecca, because she
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  Speaker 2: said that you'd actually be up for doing this.
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  Speaker 3: What excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's her right now. She's saying, don't be a whimp.
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  Speaker 2: Go for it. You only get pranked once. Oh great,
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  Speaker 2: get in.
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  Speaker 3: This is brother. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Oh actually, jab it's not his birthday this Saturday, but
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  Speaker 2: it could be.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, my coworkers are looking at me like, what
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  Speaker 3: is going on?
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  Speaker 2: No, your wife rebacking set you up.
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  Speaker 1: She said, it's actually your birth your birthday coming up.
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  Speaker 3: It is you know.
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  Speaker 2: She was just trying to feel out the vibe of
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  Speaker 2: what do you want to do for the party.
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  Speaker 3: This is not what I wanted.
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  Speaker 2: Anvil wants to go to your birthday wake.
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  Speaker 1: M every morning. Wistful taps weekday morning, the twenties, Freaking
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.