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Phone Tap PODCAST: Typewriter Claims Adjuster · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And there's few moments in life
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  Speaker 1: that are more frustrating and stressful than getting into a
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  Speaker 1: car crash, not just the accident, but afterwards, dealing with
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  Speaker 1: the insurance companies, dealing with the other driver their insurance company. Today,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to make that difficult process even more difficult
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  Speaker 1: because our own Jose Bolanos poses as one woman's claims adjuster.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that title means. I beg
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  Speaker 1: very unique way of handling her case and it might
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  Speaker 1: just send her over the edge. You'll hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now another twenty Hello. Hello, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Daniel. I'm a claims adjuster for insurance. Is this Zoey's?
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  Speaker 1: This is her? Hi, Zoe, how are you? I got
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  Speaker 1: a message at your car? Was an offender bender recently? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it happened a few days ago. I'm so sorry to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. But you know it's a good thing you
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  Speaker 1: have insurance. That's what we're here for. Yeah, thank you. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I do need to get a statement from you and
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  Speaker 1: just get the details about what happened, if you don't mind, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: tell me exactly what happened from your perspective. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: was about two blocks from my house and there was
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  Speaker 1: a stop sign and I was turning right. What was that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was what? I'm sorry it sounded like
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  Speaker 1: a typewriter. Oh yeah, yeah, it is a typewriter. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just writing down what you're telling me. You're using a
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  Speaker 1: hypewriter to take my statement? Yeah, I sure am. Tell
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  Speaker 1: me a little old fashioned. I just I'm not a
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  Speaker 1: big tech guy, you know, so I haven't quite made
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  Speaker 1: the full switch to a computer yet. Okay, that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: I've just I've never heard of that before. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's not traditional, but we get the job done. Is
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  Speaker 1: somewhere were we You said something about a stop sign? Yeah, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, So I just I turned into the lane
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  Speaker 1: and then they sidesliped me and right, can you slow down?
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  Speaker 1: Actually give me a favor? Can you just start over
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  Speaker 1: for me. That'd be awesome. Thank you? Are you kidding
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  Speaker 1: me right now? No? I'm not. It's you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a typewriter. So if you mess up on the typewriter,
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  Speaker 1: do you have to like start the whole thing again. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about all that. I'll take care of all
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  Speaker 1: the business stuff on my end. I just I just
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  Speaker 1: know where's the p Oh my gosh. Okay, so stupid. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she basically sites like me. I was trying to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn right. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know you
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  Speaker 1: caught me at a bad time. I was at the
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  Speaker 1: very end right there, and I have to put the
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  Speaker 1: typewriter restart. So what was the last word you said?
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  Speaker 1: This is going to take really long to explain, because
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  Speaker 1: if you have to keep starting over it, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take a couple of hours. You know, I can go
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  Speaker 1: faster if that's the issue. Okay, I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: be thorough because I may make mistakes if I go faster.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, if you go faster and you
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  Speaker 1: make mistakes, I'm gonna have to retell my story. Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct? I can go through with some white out
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  Speaker 1: later and try to fix it. Okay, just to start again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a professional man, Let's do this. I know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing. Okay, here to help. And if my statement
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  Speaker 1: is wrong, then I won't get my claim won't get
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  Speaker 1: handled if my statement is wrong, which is why we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be patient and we're gonna go through this together.
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  Speaker 1: So I get all the details correct. Okay, fine, I
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  Speaker 1: will retell my story one more time. Give you another chance, man,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully you can keep up. I think I'm ready for this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm warmed up now, so let's go. Okay, here I go, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: here I go. I was two blocks from my house.
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  Speaker 1: There was a stop sign, and I turned right at
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  Speaker 1: the stop sign, and as I was turning right, some
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  Speaker 1: one merged into me and sifelike, oh god, come on
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  Speaker 1: right now? Are you? Are you freaking skidding me right now? Wrong? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? I just misspelled eight words in a row.
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  Speaker 1: One eight words, and then therefore my claim is not
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  Speaker 1: going to be correct. Do you want me to go fast?
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  Speaker 1: And you're talking a million miles a minute? What am
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to do? Okay? Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 1: You're the professional here. Why are you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 1: I should be yelling at you, because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a hell of a job right now. This
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  Speaker 1: is the fastest I've ever typed on this typewriter. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I'm going as fast as I can. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know how you got this job? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? How did I get this job? Oh? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: now I'm typing that out. How you should be fired? Yea,
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  Speaker 1: this you getpervisor. Damn it, I misspelled job and now
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  Speaker 1: I gotta start over. Stop typing. There we go starting over?
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  Speaker 1: You a ranking you with a supervisor. This is not real.
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  Speaker 1: What's so funny? I do not have a typewriter on
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Zoe. What do you mean you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a typewriter. My name's jose I want a show
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  Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. It's a prank. A prank. What
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  Speaker 1: kind of prank is this? Your friend of Van set
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  Speaker 1: you up. She said you pranked her once, like putting
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  Speaker 1: like fake cockroaches in her purse, so she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: get you back. Oh oh my god. Okay were those
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  Speaker 1: sounds a yeah? Yeah, it's the magic of radio. I
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  Speaker 1: can play more too. Listen to this. I was getting
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  Speaker 1: so frustrated. Slow down, you were getting what are oh
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  Speaker 1: oh you like that? Oh yeah, wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: five