Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap PODCAST: Text My Butt
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not
- 0:03Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
- 0:07Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
- 0:09Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another jubil phone
- 0:13Speaker 1: to happenings on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five.
- 0:20Speaker 1: You know, student counseling. This is her name. How can
- 0:23Speaker 1: I help you? Yeah? Hi, I'm a student here and
- 0:26Speaker 1: I really want to talk with somebody about a personal
- 0:28Speaker 1: situation that I'm having. Okay, I'm here to help. How
- 0:32Speaker 1: can I help? Is this confidential? Absolutely? It will not
- 0:36Speaker 1: be shared with anyone? Okay? Cool. So I met this
- 0:41Speaker 1: girl named Rachel and she's super hot. Okay, We've only
- 0:46Speaker 1: been out like once before, and yesterday she texted me
- 0:50Speaker 1: a picture of her nipple and now I don't know
- 0:53Speaker 1: what to do. Oh, you're there. Okay, does this make
- 1:03Speaker 1: you uncomfortable? No? I wouldn't say it necessarily makes me
- 1:05Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. I just don't know how to respond to it,
- 1:08Speaker 1: you know. Okay, what do you mean by respond? I
- 1:14Speaker 1: mean you don't know how to whether you should call
- 1:17Speaker 1: her or check? No, my my buddy, Paul told me
- 1:21Speaker 1: the polite thing to do is to send a pick.
- 1:24Speaker 1: But my other buddy, Trevor says I should play hard
- 1:26Speaker 1: to get and just send like a picture of my pole.
- 1:32Speaker 1: What do you think I should do? I, you know,
- 1:42Speaker 1: because I don't want to be I don't want to
- 1:43Speaker 1: be rude. You don't want to be rude? Right? This
- 1:49Speaker 1: is confidential? Right? Oh? Yes? Okay, let's say you and
- 1:54Speaker 1: I were doing this. What would you expect back from me? Mate?
- 2:00Speaker 1: Because I want to be polite and I feel like
- 2:03Speaker 1: the poll is the right place to go with it.
- 2:05Speaker 1: But I you know, I don't I've never done this before.
- 2:09Speaker 1: It's I don't just don't know how to act. Well,
- 2:12Speaker 1: maybe I can get someone else to help you out here,
- 2:15Speaker 1: because I'm just a volunteer and I don't think i'm
- 2:18Speaker 1: qualified to answer. Do other people have this problem too?
- 2:21Speaker 1: Or are you getting a lot of questions about, you know,
- 2:24Speaker 1: the sexting and like what's the appropriate picture to send? Frankly,
- 2:28Speaker 1: I've never heard a question like this in my life,
- 2:30Speaker 1: and so I'm going to get someone else definitely to
- 2:33Speaker 1: help you out here. Okay, can you just give me
- 2:35Speaker 1: any kind of help? I mean, just forget the whole
- 2:37Speaker 1: role that you're a school counselor and all that kind
- 2:38Speaker 1: of stuff. What would you do if you were in
- 2:41Speaker 1: my situation? I'll tell you something. I would button up
- 2:46Speaker 1: my pants. Young man. You mean send her like a
- 2:49Speaker 1: picture without my shirt on. I don't have any abs
- 2:51Speaker 1: or anything, so it's kind of pointless like I do.
- 2:54Speaker 1: What that means is that whatever you're talking about with
- 2:58Speaker 1: your your butt or with that other word you were
- 3:02Speaker 1: using my poet, you don't need everyone to I don't
- 3:07Speaker 1: even want to talk about it. It makes me uncomfortable.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And I thought your aids are supposed to help us
- 3:13Speaker 1: out with questions. Why don't you just give her flowers
- 3:15Speaker 1: like a nice young man would do. I think my
- 3:18Speaker 1: poll is a better option than flowers. Don't you look,
- 3:22Speaker 1: I can't help you out. I'm gonna get my boss
- 3:25Speaker 1: and maybe she can help you out. Do you mean
- 3:27Speaker 1: your boss Sue? You're gonna go grab Sue? What? Yeah?
- 3:32Speaker 1: Your boss's name is Sue? Right? Yes? How do you
- 3:36Speaker 1: know that? Because she actually emailed me to call you
- 3:40Speaker 1: and make you feel uncomfortable? What are you talking about?
- 3:45Speaker 1: I mean that this is actually jewel from Brook and
- 3:47Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five
- 3:49Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you, and you and your boss,
- 3:56Speaker 1: Your boss, Sue set you up. It's a prank phone call. Prank.
- 4:02Speaker 1: You're boss wanted me to call you and make you
- 4:04Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable. So I thought of the only thing, Well,
- 4:10Speaker 1: well she did. I thought, if there's really did one
- 4:13Speaker 1: thing in the world that can make somebody feel uncomfortable,
- 4:15Speaker 1: it's my pull. Oh my goodness, I'm so glad, Oh
- 4:20Speaker 1: my gosh. If I was so uncomfortable, Thank you so
- 4:26Speaker 1: much for banking me so uncomfortable. You're welcome wake up
- 4:32Speaker 1: every morning with twenty five