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Phone Tap PODCAST: Thanks For The Winning Ticket · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today one of our listeners
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  Speaker 1: wants to play a trick on her scatter brained boyfriend because,
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  Speaker 1: according to her, lately he's been playing the lottery like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Don't blame him, I love lottery, she says. Twice a
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  Speaker 1: week he's going out buying a bunch of tickets, hoping
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  Speaker 1: to hit the big one. And the only problem with
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  Speaker 1: that is he's also really forgetful sometimes and he'll misplace
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  Speaker 1: his lotto tickets. Oh no, that happened recently with some
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  Speaker 1: really big jackpots at stake. So he's been freaking out
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  Speaker 1: wondering where he plays them because he's sure he's the winner. Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the biggest fear. It's always the one you'll lose. Ye. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's about to find out if he's a winner, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna like what in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking to speak with Spencer. Yes him, Oh high Spencer,
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  Speaker 1: My name's Chat. I work at Auto Detailing. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to call and give you an update, an update.
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  Speaker 1: I think you got your record mixed up. I picked
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  Speaker 1: up my car last week. Yeah, we know that, but
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to give you an update on a situation
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  Speaker 1: that you may not be aware of. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? You know how we ask everyone if it's
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  Speaker 1: okay to clean out all of it before we work,
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  Speaker 1: and you said you were okay with that? Yeah? I
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  Speaker 1: mean it kind of what an auto detail of dons? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course that's what we do. But here's something kind
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  Speaker 1: of incredible. Man. One of the pieces of paper that
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  Speaker 1: we took out of your car was actually a lottery ticket,
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  Speaker 1: and it turns out it's a winner. No way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The ticket ended up matching six numbers. Dude, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready for this? Go? We just one three
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars, Bro, Spencer, We are rich. Bro. Every
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  Speaker 1: one of the shop was freaking out. We were all
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  Speaker 1: so excited to call you and let you know. Man,
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  Speaker 1: this is great for everyone involved. Oh, my goodness, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe. Hey, seriously, thank you so much. Man, this
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  Speaker 1: has changed all of our lives. Brother. Wait, one simple
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  Speaker 1: guy dropped his car off and then this. Wait wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited too, But what do you mean we like
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  Speaker 1: this is? You just said you found it in my card.
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  Speaker 1: This is my ticket, Spencer. You're funny, dude, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you had to sense a humor too. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is good. No, no, I'm not funny. I'm
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  Speaker 1: being very serious. Oh you're serious. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, the ticket isn't yours anymore, so
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  Speaker 1: it's nuts. You just told me it was from my car.
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  Speaker 1: It is absolutely my ticket. No no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: it was your lottery ticket, Spencer. It is now legally
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  Speaker 1: ours because you know it all that garbage. No no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I said you could throw out the garbage. That is
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  Speaker 1: a lottery take is obviously not garbage, especially with a
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  Speaker 1: winning one. You gave us permission, you said you would
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  Speaker 1: clean everything out, and anything we clean as garbage, you
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  Speaker 1: are technically not in possession of it anymore. And if
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking that we're off on this at all, we
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  Speaker 1: checked with a lawyer. Okay, you're gonna talk to a lawyer. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my attorney involved. Okay, how about that? Whoa, whoa. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want this to get ugly. Okay, we can
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  Speaker 1: figure this out. There's nothing to figure out. You're giving
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  Speaker 1: me back my winning lottery take. That's it and the story.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said before, legally we can't do that, but
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  Speaker 1: we do value you as a customer, and so we're
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  Speaker 1: hoping you will accept a gift from all of us,
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  Speaker 1: the only gift I want. It's three Oh okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: calm down with the language, all right. How about a
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  Speaker 1: free oil change on us next time? Completely free? That's
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent off. Oh okay, thank you so much. Time. God,
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  Speaker 1: give me my ticket. We already signed the back of it,
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  Speaker 1: so even if I gave it back to you, it's
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  Speaker 1: legally ours. I hope that you're ready to get your
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  Speaker 1: kicked all right, because I'm on my way right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm oh yeah, Well, I'm gonna give you a kiss
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  Speaker 1: on the mouth. How's that sound? You will find me?
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  Speaker 1: I'll fight dirty? Who are you? I'm on my way? No,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, don't come down, don't go anywhere. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have your money, bro, I don't have your ticket.
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  Speaker 1: I can't fight either. What are you talking about? My
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  Speaker 1: name is jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Are you? I'm not, I promise, man. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend, Veronica set you up. She said that you've
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  Speaker 1: been complaining about losing a bunch of lottery tickets, so
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  Speaker 1: she wanted us to mess with you. Does tickets up?
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  Speaker 1: She did not say any of that in the emails,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. But do you enjoy giving people
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  Speaker 1: news and people's day? Man? I don't. But I know
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend's gonna be very happy when she hears this. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: if you do end up talking to her, let her
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  Speaker 1: know that if I win the lottery, she's not getting nothing,
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  Speaker 1: not one bit. But you got my back. Do all right? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: Go wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five