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Phone Tap: Tick Tack's Home Security System · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do youuy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: There are certain topics that men can talk about for hours,
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  Speaker 3: like weird smells, obscure sports statistics from the last sixty years.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get started.
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  Speaker 3: I'm into it.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like this is just a list of why
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm not a man.
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  Speaker 3: Continue and of course small improvements that they're making to
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  Speaker 3: different parts of their house. My dad spent three hours
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  Speaker 3: showing me the new kitchen skylight that he just paid
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  Speaker 3: for and.
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  Speaker 2: Apparent skylights just wait till it leaks. That's another going
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  Speaker 2: to be show.
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  Speaker 3: They really take pride in it. That's why we call
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  Speaker 3: a guy who's been super excited about the new top
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  Speaker 3: of the line security system that's getting installed at his
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  Speaker 3: home today, but he's about to learn that may be
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  Speaker 3: the premium package wasn't quite as high tech as he
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  Speaker 3: expected it to be. It's your phones app right now, another.
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  Speaker 4: On the twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello there is uh is this a mister Evan?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah? Who's calling? Hi?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Matteo, but my friends call me tik Tak.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling from Bring Security. Man. I'm almost done installing
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  Speaker 2: your new system.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: See who signed up for a premium package. That's why
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  Speaker 2: I have one final question. I need to do one
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  Speaker 2: more thing. Where would you like the ten thousand legos
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  Speaker 2: at the bottom of the stairs maybe, or like the
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  Speaker 2: hallway or the kitchen perhaps?
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  Speaker 5: What do you what do you do legos?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Ten thousand legos? Where do you want them?
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  Speaker 5: I'm maybe working? Maybe work abused. I don't know anything
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  Speaker 5: about legos? Why are there legos involved in my security system?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry to laugh, homie. Have you ever stepped on a
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  Speaker 2: lego before? It's like stepping on knives, like if knives
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  Speaker 2: had knives. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, wait, is this a joke?
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  Speaker 2: No, not at all, man, I just need to know,
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  Speaker 2: like what shape of legos would you like? Like, not
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  Speaker 2: about the square ones or would you like the long
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  Speaker 2: rectangular ones? You know what I'm saying. I mean we
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  Speaker 2: can talk about colors later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't ask for that.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted like the premium system, the top package.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is it, Homes. This is exactly what
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  Speaker 2: we're doing. You know, nobody else in your neighborhood's gonna
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  Speaker 2: have this type of top security legos or top security
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  Speaker 2: or well, it's not just legos, you know what I'm saying. Like,
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  Speaker 2: for instance, when you walk into the front door, I
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  Speaker 2: should warn you, man, there's a trigger wire for like
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  Speaker 2: five different paint buckets that will drop from the banister,
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  Speaker 2: So you're gonna want to like kind of shimey to
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  Speaker 2: the leg.
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  Speaker 5: Wait wait you mean wait s paint buggets like in
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  Speaker 5: Home Alone paint buggets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you've seen my work. Huh. I'm the guy who
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  Speaker 2: did all of that.
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  Speaker 4: Man, wait, like for the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Or yeah, you see them. Look. I used to be
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  Speaker 2: on the other end, right, Like I used to break
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  Speaker 2: into houses and stuff. So then like years ago, I
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  Speaker 2: changed my ways and now I'm on the other side.
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  Speaker 2: I work for security.
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  Speaker 4: This is not what That's why.
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  Speaker 2: I'm their top security installation manager homes because I know
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  Speaker 2: how the criminals think. They say, you know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: And you walk into the front door and you got
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of paint buckets. Oh man, that's just that
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  Speaker 2: is incrimination.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: If you gonna paint on you or.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever, you gotta stop undo everything you just did, and
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  Speaker 5: just I don't know, put it like a regular security.
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  Speaker 2: That's not easy, man, because like what am I gonna
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  Speaker 2: do with the live scorpions? Right?
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  Speaker 4: Live live scorpions?
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I don't care what you do, but they better
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  Speaker 5: not be in my house.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, I mean, like I couldn't get my hands
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  Speaker 2: on a tarantula or whatever. So like I got a
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  Speaker 2: couple of live scorpions from the pest or and they're
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  Speaker 2: highly poisonous. Right, and if you're gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Call it exterminator, man, I don't want this.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you worry.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: They're only gonna be released if the back door's open,
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  Speaker 2: So don't you just don't use the back door and
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  Speaker 2: then you'll be fine.
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  Speaker 5: Don't use the back are you?
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, this is up of the line, man,
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  Speaker 2: They're not gonna God.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I fit thousands of dollars to like, you know,
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  Speaker 5: update like the walls and the windows and like cameras,
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  Speaker 5: Like this is not this, This is not what I
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  Speaker 5: signed up for.
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  Speaker 2: Sor I would stay away from all of the windows
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  Speaker 2: from now on. Okay, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Why what did you do to the windows?
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  Speaker 2: I put grease all over all of them, man, so
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  Speaker 2: like people can't climb in and out, and if they do,
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  Speaker 2: they'll slip and fall.
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  Speaker 4: None of this is on the website. Where is any
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  Speaker 4: of it? I didn't opt into any of this, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: You can't put it on the website because that's where
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  Speaker 2: all the criminals are gonna look. You know what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna think ahead. You want them to be element
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  Speaker 2: of surprise.
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  Speaker 4: I can't even argue with that. But this is not
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  Speaker 4: what I signed up for. My neighbors showed me his
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  Speaker 4: and he would through brains. If you can just use.
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  Speaker 5: It from your phone, it's not an eye sore, there's
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  Speaker 5: no legos.
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  Speaker 2: I have to interrupt you, man, like that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Like every home has like sensors and like, oh no,
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  Speaker 2: a loud beeping noise like that's not gonna deter a burglar.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's going to the burglar is the bag
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  Speaker 2: of wrenches tools that I put in your garage.
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  Speaker 4: No one wants a bag.
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  Speaker 5: Of tools, man, Give me a regular security system.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, but like Lauren is the one who let
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  Speaker 2: me in. Your wife she told me everything. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: put the scorpions here.
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  Speaker 4: Why is my wife's indolves with this then? And she
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  Speaker 4: has nothing to do with this.
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  Speaker 5: I put in the order.
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  Speaker 2: No, she strictly put it in. She said, prank phone
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  Speaker 2: call my husband because he's totally gonna fall for it.
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  Speaker 2: He's excited about a new security system. And so that's
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  Speaker 2: why this is not even real. I'm totally messing with you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, this is a joke. There's no lego.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is actually jose Man. We're from the ratio
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  Speaker 2: Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is the
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  Speaker 2: all a set up.
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  Speaker 5: Dude.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I'm gonna kill her.
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  Speaker 2: No, do not kill her, man. Okay, Well, if you want, man,
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  Speaker 2: we could put some traps out and we could catch her.
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  Speaker 2: I can explode the toilet. I forgot to tell you
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  Speaker 2: there's a censor on there.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 4: We don't explode my toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I already did, but in another way before
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  Speaker 2: I left my wake up every morning with boone tabs
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  Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 2: Morning