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Phone Tap: Purrfect Marketing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you y Away.
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  Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, we call the owner of a
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  Speaker 3: pet grooming place. She recently hired a marketing firm because
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  Speaker 3: her business has been growing and sure she wanted to
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  Speaker 3: update her website, maybe out a catchy slogan or two
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  Speaker 3: and just freshen things up, and her husband thought it'd
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  Speaker 3: be a great idea for us to be that creative agency.
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  Speaker 3: So not sure if she's gonna love the slogans, but
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  Speaker 3: they are unique.
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  Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, groomed?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, groomed is how you say it? Like every time
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  Speaker 2: you nswer.
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  Speaker 4: The phone, it's groomed. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I guess that is the way you say it? Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, my name is Julius. I was assigned to do
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  Speaker 5: your ads for your pet grooming business. I'm calling from
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  Speaker 5: Pet Media and Marketing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh hi, Julius, I'm so glad to talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: Most people are anyways.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just tell you how excited I am to
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  Speaker 5: do a project like this.
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  Speaker 4: Yay, I'm so glad I need your help. So that's great.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you do more than you know what. Anyway, I
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  Speaker 5: have a cat named Cleveland. I just took into my
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  Speaker 5: groomer to get a whisk correct to me?
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  Speaker 4: Did you see a whisk correct to me? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: haven't heard of that. When that's weird? I'm a groomer,
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  Speaker 4: you don't know.
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  Speaker 5: It's where you dye their whiskers pink and you shape
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  Speaker 5: them like lightning bolts.
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  Speaker 2: Super fierce cat. Oh it's not painful at all. Are
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  Speaker 2: you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: You should see their smiles and their struts. Oh the confidence.
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  Speaker 5: We'll just go through the roof.
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  Speaker 2: You're to hunt.
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  Speaker 4: Where did you get that done?
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  Speaker 2: Beverly Hills?
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  Speaker 4: I see?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now you see that, and that's why I'm perfect
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  Speaker 5: to work on your account.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not sure if you've seen the website. I'm we're
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  Speaker 4: looking for something simple.
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  Speaker 2: I did see it. And that's the problem.
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  Speaker 5: When you get you out of the nineties, out of
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  Speaker 5: America online or whatever, dial up and we need to
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  Speaker 5: update your slogan.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't think it was that bad. I just
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  Speaker 4: feel like we need a refresher.
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  Speaker 5: Let's refresh then, Okay, close your eyes, Yeah they're closed.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 5: Now imagine print billboard, bus stop benches, all of them
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  Speaker 5: with this on. It will make your pet look so
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  Speaker 5: good they'll need to swipe right. Rare.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I get how that's contemporary, but it's really
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  Speaker 4: not in line with our brand.
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  Speaker 5: Well, according to your pose, it took your breath away.
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  Speaker 5: It took you like two and a half seconds to
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  Speaker 5: even like say anything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I wasn't even sure how to react. That's why
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting.
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  Speaker 2: Well, react to this, because this one's even better.
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  Speaker 5: For real, we'll get your pet hot and bothered and
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  Speaker 5: I said.
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  Speaker 2: Fur and they'll be spelled fu r. Maybe two ours.
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  Speaker 4: I think this is not a good match. We're a
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  Speaker 4: family friendly kind of place.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? Are you saying that I'm not family friendly?
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  Speaker 4: What I'm saying is we need to be fun.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, but.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want people thinking their cat has to be
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  Speaker 4: on Tinder or something.
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  Speaker 5: Well why also, kitties need to get groomed if they
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  Speaker 5: don't want to look good for the other kit kats
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  Speaker 5: come kit cats sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I don't think that's what we're going after.
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  Speaker 5: Oh fine, okay, right, Look, it's always a challenge to
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  Speaker 5: work with new clients like you, but look I can adjust.
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  Speaker 5: I'm flexible, thankfully for me.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So how.
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  Speaker 5: About this, this is my personal faith. Get your pet fresh,
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  Speaker 5: groomed and ready to strut their stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No pants required.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I feel like you're not listening to me. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want it to sound like the pets are dating
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  Speaker 4: each other or no, you don't understand romantic or anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's a joke.
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  Speaker 5: Cats don't wear pants, so like, are you do not
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  Speaker 5: have like a good sense of humor?
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  Speaker 2: Or what?
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 5: Actually Cleveland does. I did buy him some bedazzled pants.
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  Speaker 5: They're Balenciaga.
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  Speaker 4: You know what. I've got clients waiting, Julius.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you have a meeting? Oh so do I. I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of it right now. Are you are
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  Speaker 2: someone trying to hang up on me?
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate you trying to be creative with it, but
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  Speaker 4: I think you think this is a good match.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I see you want boring?
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  Speaker 5: No, okay, well, then let me come up with something
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  Speaker 5: like soups boring?
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  Speaker 2: What about radio?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you're on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 5: in the Morning, Like just stupid boring stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They bring phone calls all the time. They're not even
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  Speaker 2: that funny.
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  Speaker 5: What I should tell you this is actually Jose from
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  Speaker 5: that stupid radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Uh okay, that explains a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your husband Eric actually set you up.
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  Speaker 5: He said you hired a marketing firm to help you
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  Speaker 5: update your pet grooming brand.
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  Speaker 2: You said you waiting to hear some ideas.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god, Oh my life was passing before
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  Speaker 4: my eyes. I was like, oh no, how do I
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  Speaker 4: say no to this guy?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you don't. No one says no to me anyway.
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  Speaker 5: So when are we gonna start getting those pugmentations going?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: I got a lot of good life per suction. Oh god,
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  Speaker 2: we need a rebrand you girl.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, we're changing my whole business model.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, just wait till we come up with
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  Speaker 5: the botox cat litter box.
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  Speaker 2: Oh We're gonna be so much girl.
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  Speaker 4: Wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,