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Phone Tap: Corporate and Confused · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do uy away time for a game. We call just
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  Speaker 2: the tap or phone tap. And today we call a
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  Speaker 2: woman in an office of about forty people and she's
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  Speaker 2: been complaining to her best friend lately that corporate that
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  Speaker 2: oversees the company keeps changing policies and rules and it's
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  Speaker 2: really hard to keep up with. And she's even said
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  Speaker 2: she's thinking about looking for another job because of it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, But.
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  Speaker 2: Before that happens, Brooke is going to reach out with
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  Speaker 2: one final change, and you need to text in at
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  Speaker 2: seven eight five, nine to two and tell us if
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  Speaker 2: you think Brooke takes it a little bit too far
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  Speaker 2: at the end.
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  Speaker 4: No, Brook, that's what.
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  Speaker 2: Our producer said.
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  Speaker 4: He looked at it. But give us feedback.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another Hello, Hi, Stacy, Yeah, this is Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 3: Ellen de Borgberg from Corporate.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Hi, how's it going?
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  Speaker 3: I'm well I'm calling in regards to the memo we
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  Speaker 3: sent out regarding the position and title changes that are
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  Speaker 3: happening within your office.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think i've seen anything. Let
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  Speaker 5: me just check my stamp folder real quick and just see.
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  Speaker 4: I that's odd.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm not seeing anything.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I'll need you to email this out because
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be the one disseminating this information. I'll
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  Speaker 3: just tell you the names and then you.
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  Speaker 4: Shoot it out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, sounds good.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready?
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  Speaker 5: Yep, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, starting tomorrow, Paul is going to be reporting
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  Speaker 3: to mary Anne, Marianne is going to be reporting to Tammy,
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  Speaker 3: and now is going to be reporting to Richard. Hopefully
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  Speaker 3: that will help with strategic optimization.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm sorry. Can you go a little stort. I'm
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  Speaker 5: trying to type to keep up, but.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna need to be typing a little faster than
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  Speaker 3: that if you're going to be working here.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So Paul is going to be reporting to who.
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  Speaker 3: Marianne, Marianne's reporting to Tammy, and Tammy's going to be
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  Speaker 3: reporting to Richard.
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  Speaker 5: I'm so sorry. I don't. I don't know who any
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  Speaker 5: of these people are. We don't have a Paul, Marianne,
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  Speaker 5: A Tammy or Richard in our office.
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  Speaker 4: Are you new?
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  Speaker 5: No, I've been here for three years.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well I just need to ask this. Please don't
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  Speaker 3: take offense. Is this an anti social thing? Anti like
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  Speaker 3: you don't like your co workers so you don't know them.
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  Speaker 5: I just honestly don't recognize any of those names, Like
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  Speaker 5: those people just don't work here. This is tactics, right, No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't know what that is. Is that
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  Speaker 5: a company?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Shoot, we manage a few different companies. I must have
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  Speaker 3: dialed the wrong one. Oh good thing.
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  Speaker 4: This wasn't a call about five am I right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, well that makes a lot more sense. I was,
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  Speaker 5: you know, like, who are these people? I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I don't have time to chit chat. I've got
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  Speaker 3: another call to make.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hello, hi, Stacy. I meant to call you back
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  Speaker 3: a few minutes ago, but just had a little rendezvous
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  Speaker 3: with my husband in the office and.
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  Speaker 4: What well, let's just say, papers got mixed up.
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  Speaker 3: My desk is a wreck. Wink.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, can I can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, I have the correct reorg list for your office.
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  Speaker 3: So just let me know when you're ready and I
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  Speaker 3: can tell your employees.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Paul is going to report to mary Anne, Marianne
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  Speaker 3: is going to report to Tammy, and Tammy is going
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  Speaker 3: to be reporting to Richard. Wait, am I going too
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  Speaker 3: fast for you again?
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  Speaker 5: No? No, those those are just names of people that
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  Speaker 5: don't work here. That's the same list you gave me before. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on? Did you really mean to call me?
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  Speaker 3: Or?
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 5: This is this is odd?
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  Speaker 3: All right, here's the real deal. I don't really work
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  Speaker 3: at corporate.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean caught me?
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually unemployed right now.
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  Speaker 4: And I guess I had a.
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  Speaker 3: Plan to impress you by reading off a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: names and hoping you'd say, wow, she sounds on top
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  Speaker 3: of things. Yeah, and then we'd work together and become
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  Speaker 3: best friends and go out to grab coffee and croissants.
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  Speaker 5: This is this is really weird.
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  Speaker 2: It would be so great.
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  Speaker 4: Oh and then on weekends we'd hit up different wine
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  Speaker 4: bars looking to pick up lonely men. Just you, me
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  Speaker 4: and your friend Amy the trace a megas. Wait, doesn't
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  Speaker 4: that sound fun?
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  Speaker 3: You know? Oh yeah, she's the one that set you
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  Speaker 3: up for this prank phone call. This is actually Bruh
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  Speaker 3: for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing a phone tap on you. So I thought
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  Speaker 4: you're excited. You just met your new best friend. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you and me a couple of soft blunks.
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  Speaker 5: I was about to report to Starker, but.
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  Speaker 4: You do so fun.
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  Speaker 3: We could live together.
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  Speaker 5: You're not serious though, right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I have the best it's wine o'clock sign. You'll
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  Speaker 4: love it. I'll put it up in our bedroom. Our bedroom,
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  Speaker 4: you me and my husband.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, wow, weeke us
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  Speaker 3: Every morning f tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.