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Phone Tap: Gram Gram's New Toy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Is there anything better than a brother's sister prank war
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  Speaker 1: that continues even once you both become adults.
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  Speaker 2: My sister wouldn't dare she know?
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  Speaker 1: I'd phone tap her in her whole office.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what happens today.
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  Speaker 1: When a woman named Anne asked me to get her
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  Speaker 1: brother's personal for you, she gave me one hundred percent
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  Speaker 1: full authority to do whatever I want to mess with. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's dangerous. Yeah, so I went with the
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  Speaker 1: topic guaranteed to make any man feel extremely uncomfortable. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out what that is in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Sebastian.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking.
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  Speaker 1: This is Nathan jeriatrica from assisted living. Your mother seems
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  Speaker 1: to be doing very well living here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, that's good to hear. Is everything okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: everything's great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just calling because we do have a small issue
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  Speaker 1: that i'd like to discuss with you about your mother.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, is it anything serious?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, nothing serious. Maybe a bit sensitive though, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so your mom she she purchased a device recently. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's uh, it's what Oh god, okay, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: thought this is going to be easier to say.
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  Speaker 3: Well, just say it.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking to she has? I guess. I
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  Speaker 2: guess the old school term would be a marital aid.
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  Speaker 3: My seventy seven year old mother purchased a marital aid.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's correct.
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying she has a.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: And why would I want to know this? More importantly,
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  Speaker 3: how do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, sorry, I hear you're getting upset, and normally
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that, but we've had a few noise
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  Speaker 1: complaints from some of the other residents.
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  Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it makes a certain kind of noise, and
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  Speaker 1: we're getting a lot of residents complaining, saying it's waking
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  Speaker 1: them up in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: Of the night. I can tell you right now, I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe we're even having this conversation.
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  Speaker 2: It's about trust me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to have this conversation either, But please,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, relax, we investigated this and.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, you investigated the vibe. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: It's for some reason the model that she has. I
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  Speaker 1: guess it's like a dustbuster, but with afterburners attached to it.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't really know how to describe it.
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  Speaker 3: That is so inappropriate you're calling me to talk to
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  Speaker 3: me about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to handle the complaints that
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  Speaker 1: we're getting about it. A lot of people are saying
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  Speaker 1: it sounds like a large malfunctioning ac unit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's very lot like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay telling me these things. Look, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find a solution here.
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  Speaker 1: One of our residents, Gerald said he couldn't hear the
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  Speaker 1: answers in Jeopardy because of all the noise coming from
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  Speaker 1: your mom's room.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what's running through my mind right now?
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  Speaker 3: The pictures you just created for me. Thanks a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never being able to get that out of my head.
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  Speaker 2: What are you sir?
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, I apologize, But maybe maybe you could have
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  Speaker 1: a conversation with your mom about replacing the device.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm not I'm not having a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: Look with your mother, Please calm down.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying maybe you could tell her to try
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  Speaker 1: something a little bit more discreet.
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  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to tell my seventy seven year old mother
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  Speaker 3: that her is too loud and it's waking up all
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  Speaker 3: the other patients in the nursing homes that with.
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  Speaker 1: The du I know, I understand it sounds very embarrassing
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  Speaker 1: on the surface, but many of our seniors live a
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  Speaker 1: very active sexual life.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, your mom really knows how to make
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  Speaker 1: the wall shaped.
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  Speaker 3: You're enjoying this.
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  Speaker 2: No, I am not, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you're not. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm taking this very very seriously.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know three different members of our
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  Speaker 1: staff have addressed it directly with your mom, and each
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  Speaker 1: time they were met with hostility. She seems seemed to
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  Speaker 1: be very, very fond of her device.
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  Speaker 3: First office, your job to handle this, not to call me.
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  Speaker 1: That crosses a boundary with our residence. We can't go there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you don't think it costs the boundary? Me, Why
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  Speaker 3: don't you just frank into a room and take it
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  Speaker 3: while she's a lunch or something.
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  Speaker 1: We can't do that. We don't want to take away
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  Speaker 1: her pleasure. I'm just saying she took some time in
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  Speaker 1: knitting class to make a koozy for it.
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  Speaker 2: She cares very very much about this device.
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  Speaker 3: This is the most disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Just deal with it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, look if you don't want to handle this,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe your sister Anne could have a conversation with her.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you dare call my sister and tell her anything
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  Speaker 3: about this? Okay, he would not understand.
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  Speaker 2: I don't look, I didn't even have to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Ann is the one who called me because she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to set you up for this prank phone call. She
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  Speaker 1: did what, she sets you up for this prank because
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  Speaker 1: my name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you, Sebastian, I'm serious, man, and set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this.
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  Speaker 3: My god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I got you so worked up there, but you were
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  Speaker 1: really freaking out.
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  Speaker 3: It was kind of funny, funny funny for you when
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  Speaker 3: you're talking about my mom.
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  Speaker 1: Are you saying that you don't want your mother to
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  Speaker 1: have pleasure?
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  Speaker 3: Let's talk about your mom and oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I bought hers for her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, don't even start the week up. Every morning
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  Speaker 3: was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning