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Phone Tap: Frisky Little Kitty · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: It's tap time, and today we call a guy who
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  Speaker 2: just started working at a veterinary clinic. He's only been
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  Speaker 2: there a few weeks, answering phones and doing the scheduling,
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  Speaker 2: but we've heard from his sister that the job is
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  Speaker 2: like hurting cats, literally hurting cats around the bet song hurting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good point.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't take that the wrong way, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care how long he ends up working there, decade,
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  Speaker 2: two decades. I guarantee there's never going to be a
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  Speaker 2: stranger situation than what he's about.
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  Speaker 4: To encounter when we call him with.
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  Speaker 2: A special guest appearance from our own Brooke Fox. I
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  Speaker 2: wonder if you'll recognize her in your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now, another on the.
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  Speaker 5: Veterinary office. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? My name is Stuart and I have a calico
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  Speaker 3: named Ruby Ruby red cheeks.
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  Speaker 5: That's an adorable name. Ruby red Cheeks a returning client.
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  Speaker 3: No weird new first time caller.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's great. Yeah, we take dude clients. So if
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  Speaker 5: I can get your information, I can set up in
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  Speaker 5: a point before you and we can meet in person.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I actually need like an
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  Speaker 3: official appointment. I just had some questions.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the issue is, I'm not a vet myself. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just answering calls here, so if you have any medical questions,
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  Speaker 5: you would need to actually come out.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like a whole vet thing,
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  Speaker 3: because she's not sick. She's just acting like weird. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how to describe it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, like I said, I'm not a doctor myself, but
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  Speaker 5: if you want to describe the symptoms, like to take notes.
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  Speaker 4: No, I mean she's not like a sick cat.
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  Speaker 3: It's more of a sound.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, let me, I wonder if she'll do it.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, let me just see where she is right now?
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  Speaker 4: Ruby Ruby, the Ruby rubes come here?
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  Speaker 2: Baby?
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 3: Is the phone calls enough?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: I heard that sounds like a cat to me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but is that like normal?
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  Speaker 5: There?
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  Speaker 4: Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 3: What is that?
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, I don't know. If you want, I
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  Speaker 5: can schedule an appointment and you can have a professional
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  Speaker 5: lesson to it.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, do you own a cat?
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  Speaker 5: I mean I don't right now. I used to own
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  Speaker 5: a cat. But what is that?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 4: See, like Ruby, what is wrong with you? She never
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  Speaker 4: acts like this? I mean it could be this other
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  Speaker 4: cat that moved next door. I don't know, like maybe
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  Speaker 4: she wants to like see him.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe uh right, close the curtains or something so she
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  Speaker 5: can't see the cat.
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  Speaker 3: About what about the Let me try to see if
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  Speaker 3: the cat's even there right now? Hold on, let me
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  Speaker 3: go take her, Can we Ruby? Can I see your neighbor?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Dude, see see I get close to the window and
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  Speaker 3: now she's going nuts.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, what, Ruby, have you ever considered that she
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  Speaker 5: might just like this as her cat? She almost sounds
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  Speaker 5: human to me with these noises.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, Ruby, do you have a thing for you?
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  Speaker 5: She has something.
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  Speaker 3: I set up a party for you, like a cat potty.
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  Speaker 4: You get it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a cat party, but it's a paw like
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  Speaker 3: because cat's paws wet.
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  Speaker 5: I got it. Yeah, you know, I've got some people
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  Speaker 5: in the lobby here, I got it. You go in.
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  Speaker 5: But this is a has been enjoyable.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's dude. You gotta see what she's
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  Speaker 4: doing right now.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Ruby, what is she doing?
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  Speaker 3: She's doing the splits?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, wait, she's doing what the splits?
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  Speaker 4: It's like she's twirking on the carpet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, I got on TikTok. Oh my gosh, this
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  Speaker 3: is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: I need to record this.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never heard that before.
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  Speaker 3: Play the twerk song.
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  Speaker 1: Oh rarely.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds like you need to call me back.
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  Speaker 3: This other cat's getting a show. Brother, I gotta send
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  Speaker 3: you this video.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, please do. I'll show it everybody in the office.
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  Speaker 5: Get you a professional opinion on there, a.
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  Speaker 3: Professional twork opinion. No, you're definitely not. And I'm definitely
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  Speaker 3: not a person who has a sick twerking cat. N
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  Speaker 3: I'll say for the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning, man.
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  Speaker 2: Actually I'm actually a sexy cat.
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  Speaker 4: Now now bro, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, okay. First of all, saint guys, this is
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  Speaker 5: a praise because I was really concerned. I was gonna
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  Speaker 5: have to like tell my bosses, hey, we got a squorky.
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  Speaker 3: At your sister Kylie set you up for all of this.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 3: She said, you just started in a job at the
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  Speaker 3: event's office. You need to learn a thing or two
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  Speaker 3: about cats.
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  Speaker 5: You're right, I have no knowledge of cats, especially one
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  Speaker 5: that could drop it low.
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  Speaker 1: With the split.
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  Speaker 4: Ruby will teach you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, week every morning f TAP weekday mornings on
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