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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sadistic Memories Photoshoot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away or go to one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you why away? He's another jubil
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I Hello, I was looking to speak with Clayton.
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  Speaker 1: This is Clayton Clayton, how are you? My name is
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  Speaker 1: Zane and I'm calling from Sadistic Memories Photography. I'm scheduled
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  Speaker 1: to do a photo shoot with you and your wife
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, how's it going? Not too bad?
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  Speaker 1: I'm really excited to work with you. Man us too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited to do what my wife wants us to
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  Speaker 1: do for our anniversary. Whatever makes that happy? Man? All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you have a second, maybe we can go over
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  Speaker 1: a few logistics for the photoshoot so I can get
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  Speaker 1: everything all ready to go. Okay, okay, what kind of
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  Speaker 1: lingerie are you planning on wearing? What could you say that? Again?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? What kind of lingerie are you
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  Speaker 1: planning on wearing? Man, I don't wear lingerie. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'll be more specific, well kind of underwear boxers, briefs.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't have a pair that you like. You
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  Speaker 1: can borrow something here, We've got plenty. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: asking me about my underwear? Man, Well, because I need
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  Speaker 1: to know what camera filters to get and figure out
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  Speaker 1: what kind of lighting and everything else. Why wouldn't my
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  Speaker 1: underwear affect the camera and the lighting anyway? What that
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  Speaker 1: got to do with it? I thought you knew this
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  Speaker 1: is a boudoir photo shoot, A booty at boudoir photo shoot.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Well, it's very popular for couples
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's where the two of you post together
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  Speaker 1: in romantic situations, typically wearing your sexiest underwear. It's about
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  Speaker 1: capturing the love and intimate moments that you guys have. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, let me get this straight. My wife
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  Speaker 1: asked you just set this up for us to do
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  Speaker 1: this booty boudoir. This sounds like a mistake. Well, this
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  Speaker 1: don't sound like my wife. Well, I've already spoken to
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  Speaker 1: your wife and she said you knew all about this.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't explain none of this to me. Man. I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was just going to be just a regular
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  Speaker 1: photo shoot. Okay, shoot the pitches and that's it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't explain all of that. Well, don't be nervous. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's very tasteful. A lot of married couples do it.
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  Speaker 1: We're professionals, and there is only light touching involved. Yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: nobody touching me. Man. I'm just saying, if we need
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  Speaker 1: to pose you in a certain way, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: might have to grab your arm or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: This is really sounded really strange and weird. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's really simple. Okay. We'll just have you and
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  Speaker 1: your wife holding each other on the bed as if
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  Speaker 1: you're in the throes of passion, and we'll snap some
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  Speaker 1: photos of you guys snacking on some fruits, having our
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  Speaker 1: man servants fan you guys with fig leaves, things like that.
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  Speaker 1: This sounds really strange. You said, I'm gonna be snacking
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  Speaker 1: on some snacks. Fruits, yes, fruit feeding each other, fruit, strawberries,
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  Speaker 1: some blueberries, a banana. A banana is always a fun one.
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  Speaker 1: This does not sound a man to me on some
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  Speaker 1: flak stuff. Man. You know, if you're not comfortable with
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  Speaker 1: some of the poses, we can always have my cousin Randy,
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  Speaker 1: substitute in for you. He's got a six pack. It's great.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, with my wife. Sure, yeah, he's got a No. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no strange man. No Randy posy naked
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  Speaker 1: with my wife. Well, I can always have him wear underwear. No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to polo with nobody at all. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want no pot of it. Okay, okay, you sound hesitant.
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  Speaker 1: You do sound very hesitant. I'll show you hesitant, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: if Randy shows on the scene. Okay, okay, Well, forget Randy.
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  Speaker 1: I assure you this is all very classy and very tasteful.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just run through a list of options and
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  Speaker 1: you tell me if you be comfortable with them or not. No? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: no naked stuff, no fruit, no, no, no no no, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: What about rubbing butter on each other's thighs? What no, no,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it. Mardarin? Then no, no, no, Mardarin,
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  Speaker 1: No no, I can't believe it's no butter. No not okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that's off the table. What about sword fighting with
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  Speaker 1: celery sticks? No, I don't want to do the celery sticks.
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  Speaker 1: No one, Okay, that's fine. We'd have a lot of
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  Speaker 1: other options. O. God, I haven't seen pictures of you,
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  Speaker 1: but your wife did say that you're strong. Would you
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  Speaker 1: be willing to strap on a yoke made for an
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  Speaker 1: ox yong? Would you? Well? I thought I thought we
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  Speaker 1: could do a sexy shoot of you plowing a field,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like an ox while your wife watches you adoringly. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. You know what scroll it is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm careful, Well, sir, your wife already put down a deposit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm leaving. Okay, Okay, Well, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing your freaky you just be a saved of yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Put on a yolk and flower fielding. Okay, what if
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  Speaker 1: I just tell you it's a brain phone call? Then
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about. It's a joke. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your wife. Camille set
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  Speaker 1: you up. No, I don't care. It's a joke. What
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  Speaker 1: your wife. Yes, it's a prank phone call. Your wife
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  Speaker 1: said that you guys are doing a photo shoot this
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  Speaker 1: weekend and she wanted me to freak you out. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: so don't worry. No feeding each other fruits and your undies,
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  Speaker 1: no sort of fighting with salary sticks or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are not right. Man. I thought the whole
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: plowing a field thing while your wife watches you was
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  Speaker 1: kind of sexy. Maybe it's not sexy, that's squeaky. Another
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was looking to speak
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  Speaker 1: with Clayton. This is Clayton, Clayton, how are you. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Zane and I'm calling from Sadistic Memories Photography.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scheduled to do a photo shoot with you and
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  Speaker 1: your wife this weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: Not bad? I'm really excited to work with you. Man
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  Speaker 1: us too. I'm excited to do what my wife wants
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  Speaker 1: us to do for our anniversary. Whatever makes that happy. Man?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, if you have a second, maybe we
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  Speaker 1: can go over a few logistics for the photo shoot
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  Speaker 1: so I can get everything all ready to go. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of lingerie are you planning on wearing? What
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  Speaker 1: could you say that? Again? What did you say? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of lingerie are you planning on wearing? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: don't wear lingerie. I mean I'll be more specific. We'll
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  Speaker 1: kind of underwear boxers briefs. If you don't have a
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: pair that you like, you can borrow some here. We've
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: got plenty. Why are you asking me about my underwear? Man, Well,
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: because I need to know what camera filters to get
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: and figure out what kind of lighting and everything else.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Why would my underwear affect the camera and the lighting anyway?
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: That got to do with it. I thought you knew
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: this is a boudoir photo shoot, a booty boudoir photo shoot.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Well, it's very popular for right now.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: It's where the two of you post together in romantic situations,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: typically wearing your sexiest underwear. It's about capturing the love
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: and intimate moments that you guys have. Wait, wait a minute,
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. My wife asked you to
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: set this up for us to do this booty boutoir.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: This sounds like a mistake. Well, this don't sound like
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: my wife. Well, I've already spoken to your wife and
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: she said you knew all about this. She didn't explain
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  Speaker 1: none of this to me. Man. I thought it was
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: just gonna be just a regular photo shoot. Okay, shoot
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  Speaker 1: the pitches and that's it. Well I didn't explain all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Well, don't be nervous, Okay, it's very tasteful.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: A lot of married couples do it. We're professionals, and
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: there is only light touching involved. That to me, yeah, hey,
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: nobody touching me. Man. I'm just saying, if we need
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: to pose you in a certain way, you know, I
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: might have to grab your arm or something. I don't know.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: This is really sounded really strange and weird. Well, I
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: mean it's really simple. Okay. We'll just have you and
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: your wife holding each other on the bed as if
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: you're in the throes of passion, and we'll snap some
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: photos of you guys snacking on some fruits, having our
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: man servants fan you guys with fig leaves, things like that.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: This sounds really strange. You said, I'm gonna be snacking
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: on some snacks. Fruits, yes, fruit feeding each other, fruit, strawberries,
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: some blueberries, a banana. A banana is always a fun one.
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: This does not sound ondy to me. This is on
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: some quake stuff. Man. You know, if you're not comfortable
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: with some of the poses, we can always have my
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: cousin Randy substitute in for you. He's got a six pack.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: It's great, huh yeah with my wife. Sure, yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: got a no. No, no, I don't want no strange man. No,
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  Speaker 1: Randy posy naked with my wife? Well, I can always
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  Speaker 1: have him wear underwear. No. I don't want to polo
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  Speaker 1: with nobody at all. I don't want no pot of it. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you sound hesitant. You do sound very hesitant. I'll show
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  Speaker 1: you hesitant, buddy, if Randy shows on the scene. Okay, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: forget Randy. I assure you this is all very classy
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  Speaker 1: and very tasteful. Can I just run through a list
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  Speaker 1: of options and you tell me if you'd be comfortable
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  Speaker 1: with them or not? No? No, no, no naked stuff,
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  Speaker 1: no fruit, no, no, no no okay okay okay. What
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  Speaker 1: about rubbing butter on each other's thighs? What? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: but no not doing it? Mardarine? Then no, no no
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  Speaker 1: mardarin No no, I can't believe it's no butter, No nothing, norgar. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so that's off the table. What about sword fighting with
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  Speaker 1: celery sticks? No? I don't want to do the celery sticks.
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  Speaker 1: No one, Okay, that's fine. We do have a lot
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  Speaker 1: of other options. O. God, I haven't seen pictures of you,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: but your wife did say that you're strong. Would you
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: be willing to strap on a yoke made for an
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: ox yong, would you? Well? I thought I thought we
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: could do a sexy shoot of you plowing a field,
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: you know, like an ox while your wife watches you adoringly. No,
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it. You know what scroll it is.
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gl Oh, well, sir, your wife already put down
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: a deposit. I don't care. I'm leaving. Okay, Okay, well,
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing your freaky you just be ashaved of
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: yourself put on a yolk and flower field. Okay, what
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: if I just tell you it's a prank phone call?
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Then what are you talking about? It's a joke. This
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your wife. Camille
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: set you up. No, I don't care. It's a joke.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: What your wife? Yes, it's a prank phone call. Your
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: wife said that you guys are doing a photo shoot
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: this weekend and she wanted me to freak you out.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Oh god, so don't worry. No feeding each other, fruits
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  Speaker 1: and your undies, no sort of fighting with salary sticks
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. You guys are not right, man.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: I thought the whole plowing a field thing while your
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  Speaker 1: wife watches you was kind of sexy. Maybe it's not
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  Speaker 1: sexy that's creaky.