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Phone Tap PODCAST: Princeton Admissions · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Carly. I. Oh, hello Carly.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Darvin Schlong and I'm the Dean of
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  Speaker 1: Admissions at Princeton University. How are we doing today? I'm well,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm doing well also, and I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted you to know that we received your application and
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  Speaker 1: we will be making a decision very soon. That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really excited to hear from you. I hope that
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  Speaker 1: everything goes well and you accept me. Well, you and
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  Speaker 1: a handful of other people. We are a very prestigious university. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I know, it's my dream to go there. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people's dream to go here, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why we're so prestigious. Right. Is there anything that you
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  Speaker 1: need for me that I can do to you know,
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  Speaker 1: make this process. Well, well, actually, yes, now that I've
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  Speaker 1: got you on the phone, how about I just get
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  Speaker 1: to know you and your background a little better? Okay, perfect,
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  Speaker 1: Just a few questions for you. We'll start off with
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  Speaker 1: the first question. How many servants do you have in
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  Speaker 1: your household? I'm sorry, servants? Yes, how many servants do
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  Speaker 1: you have? No, no servants. I'm assuming you're applying for Princeton,
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  Speaker 1: so you probably know what a servant is. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any servants. My mom hires a cleaning lady.
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  Speaker 1: What's a month to help ballots stuff around the house.
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  Speaker 1: But oh that's about it. Yeah, all right. Well, pedigree
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  Speaker 1: is important to us here at Princeton, so the more
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  Speaker 1: servants you have usually means the more respectable your family
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  Speaker 1: is in the community. I don't think you'd disagree with
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  Speaker 1: me on that one, sure, I mean, we're just not
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  Speaker 1: necessarily a very rich family. I mean, I hope the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I don't have servants doesn't hinder my, you know,
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  Speaker 1: getting into Princeton. Well, no, not necessarily. We do have
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  Speaker 1: other questions too. Okay, next question, and this one is
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  Speaker 1: going to be hypothetical. If you were going to be
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  Speaker 1: stranded on a glorious desert resort for three weeks, and
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  Speaker 1: you would only be allowed to bring five servants with you.
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  Speaker 1: Which one is with you? Brown? You can only bring five, though,
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  Speaker 1: so choose, choose wisely. I just told you I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any servants. Okay, well, I suppose we
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  Speaker 1: can move on. All your questions are about servants. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it is Princeton, and like I said, we are a
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  Speaker 1: prestigious university. Why don't we just move on to another question.
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  Speaker 1: I hope it's not another servant question, because I really
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  Speaker 1: don't have the answer for you on that. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: well this one is not a servant question, but it
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  Speaker 1: is a very important one. So let's say you're trapped
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  Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills for one hour with ten thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: to spend? What would you buy? And why? This is
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  Speaker 1: a fun question? Is this something? Is this a question
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  Speaker 1: that you you normally ask everyone? Well, we don't ask everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Most people just volunteer the information. But I noticed that
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  Speaker 1: these answers were lacking on your application here to the school.
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  Speaker 1: So fun question again, ten thousand dollars stranded in Beverly Hills,
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  Speaker 1: what would you spend it? On and why. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I really don't understand how these questions are relevant.
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  Speaker 1: I am sorry, Carly. The correct answer would be a
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  Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars handbag, okay, because a handbag really is
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate status symbol for a woman. Plus you'd have
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  Speaker 1: to value your car and that would be quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: That would be what the other thousand? I'm wondering the
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  Speaker 1: same thing because you have no servants and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how you'd spend ten thousand dollars in Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right, yes, and you're applying to Princeton, which
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  Speaker 1: is a really funny gag. And we don't appreciate having
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  Speaker 1: our time waste. I'm sorry. Maybe I'm not the right
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  Speaker 1: person for this school. Then if it's all about servants
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  Speaker 1: and money, and it's also about your bloodlines, excuse me? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: your family? That was next up? Should we not even
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  Speaker 1: get into that? I don't think so. For example, do
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  Speaker 1: you come from royalty? Do you come from royalty? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know? Do you know it all? No? And that
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  Speaker 1: can be British royalty or American royalty. I mean, even
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  Speaker 1: the Kardashians are considered American royalty. If you have the
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, the reason I applied to Princeton in the
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  Speaker 1: first place is because i'm validate tourin of my class,
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  Speaker 1: and I got a four point h and I am
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  Speaker 1: more than qualified to attend your prestigious school. Well, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you're right. That is what your sister told us.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, Yes, your sister shared all that information. However,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't tell us that you didn't have servants. So
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  Speaker 1: that's a little disturbing. How does my sister have anything
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  Speaker 1: to do with this entire conversation. It's a joke. Your sister,
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  Speaker 1: Sarah set you up. What it's a joke? What? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to give you a hard time regarding the
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  Speaker 1: school you applied for. Oh my god, I have been
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  Speaker 1: sledding talking to you. I can't. I'm gonna kill her.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. Well, you shouldn't kill your sister over this.
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  Speaker 1: You should have a servant who doesn't. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: what we learned today.