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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Lost My Pills · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Another twenty. I'm bro. This is Kelly speaking. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hey, Kelly, Um, I was in there
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  Speaker 1: the other night eating dinner, and I left a bag
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  Speaker 1: of pills that I take. Oh that's not that's not good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, that's all right. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling to see if you had them, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: Let me look in the lost and found you were here? Um,
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  Speaker 1: when were you here last night? Two nights ago? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where you're looking for specifically is a pill bottle that
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  Speaker 1: says Valtrek's on it. It's um, it's that herpies medication. Okay, right,
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  Speaker 1: I will keep looking. Yeah, real quick, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know I don't take it for for that.
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  Speaker 1: I take it for my complexion because it really helps
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  Speaker 1: with the complexion. So yeah, okay, god, um, you actually
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  Speaker 1: don't even have to go into any details. I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for it right now for well you can see. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to let you know that I don't have
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  Speaker 1: I don't take the Valtreks for the herpes. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: know what, sir, Actually I'm not seeing it and here
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  Speaker 1: maybe you maybe you left it somewhere else. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I can't help you. You know, I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: anybody that has herpies. Pardon me, Well, I just say
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  Speaker 1: I I don't even know anybody that has herbies. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know that I don't have the
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  Speaker 1: prescription for that. I would just but I was looking
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  Speaker 1: for it. Okay, Um, is there anything else I can
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  Speaker 1: help you with? Sir? I mean, I guess if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have my bil checks the no. Okay, I have
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  Speaker 1: a great day, bistro. This is Kelly speaking. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hey, Kelly, it's me again. Listen, I
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  Speaker 1: retrace my steps and you guys have to have my
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  Speaker 1: pills there, Sir. I already explained to you. I've have
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  Speaker 1: checked here. We do not have your herpes medication here,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm sorry we can't help you with that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I explained to you first of all that it's not
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  Speaker 1: for herbies, it's for my complexion. And m I think
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  Speaker 1: it was another bottle of pills that I left, or
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  Speaker 1: not the Valtrex. You think you less more to here?
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  Speaker 1: So well, I take a bunch of different supplements and
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  Speaker 1: I think I may have left a different one. It's
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  Speaker 1: called dol Collax. Can you check and see if you
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  Speaker 1: have that. Can you say it one more time? Please,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't go ax doll collax. Yeah, it's a stool softener,
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  Speaker 1: a stool sostener. Yeah. I don't take it for for that,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I take it for my cuticles because it
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  Speaker 1: keeps them kind of healthy. Okay, you know what, start again.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to tell me what it's for or
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  Speaker 1: why you take it. I can just look in the
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  Speaker 1: lost and sound right quick. I just want to be
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  Speaker 1: clear because it's kind of, you know, embarrassing here. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have herpes or poop problems. Do you start this is?
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  Speaker 1: It's none of my business. I don't need to know.
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  Speaker 1: I have told you I don't have what you're looking for.
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  Speaker 1: So those two strictly for complexion and cuticles. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I take those. Oh, that's fine, that's fine with me.
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  Speaker 1: I can't help you. I have to let you go.
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  Speaker 1: We're we're pretty busy right now, so I can't with
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  Speaker 1: you on the phone. These shows. This is Kelly speaking.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey, Kelly? Last time I
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  Speaker 1: figured out exactly which bottle of pills I left there?
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  Speaker 1: Can you check one more time on sir? You? This
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  Speaker 1: has to stop. This is you have to quit screwing
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  Speaker 1: around here. I know that you haven't lost any pills.
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  Speaker 1: So look, I need I really need these pills. I'm
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  Speaker 1: serious here, sign. This is the last time I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to open the store. Okay, thank you m. The pills
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  Speaker 1: are called extend a Quinn. Extend a Quinn. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a male enhancement. I don't want to know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. Well, you know what
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  Speaker 1: that is, right, I don't stop, sir, it's not here.
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  Speaker 1: I take that one actually for the intended views, sir.
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  Speaker 1: It just it makes it bigger. Stop you know, so
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  Speaker 1: I can so I you know, you know, goodbye week
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  Speaker 1: of every morning with weekdays on the twenty five