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Phone Tap: No Joy For Pee Boys · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a longtime employee at the mall. And
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  Speaker 1: this is a woman who's been there for decades, so
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  Speaker 1: she's seen it all and heard it all. But I
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  Speaker 1: promise she's never had a customer complaint quite like this.
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  Speaker 1: When Brooke puts on her irrationally angry mom hat aka
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  Speaker 1: her normal hat, she goes off about what she saw
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  Speaker 1: at the shopping center the other day that scarred her
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  Speaker 1: children for life.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how they're going to come back from it.
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  Speaker 1: So Brook's looking for a pound of flesh and she's
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  Speaker 1: not backing down. In your phone, tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for calling Side Galleria. This is Eileen. How
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  Speaker 3: can I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to file an official complaint with management.
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  Speaker 2: So who do I need to speak to? Ma'am?
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you've had such a bad experience. What
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  Speaker 3: can I do to help you? And I will expedite
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  Speaker 3: this complaint.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you I was recently there
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  Speaker 2: with my two sons, Timmy and Jimmy Junior. Hello, are
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  Speaker 2: you even listening to me?
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  Speaker 3: Give me a moment. Just please be nice. I'm definitely
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  Speaker 3: taking down your complaint. Everything. Oh this is nice.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till you hear what happened.
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: So me and my boys were enjoying our Annie Dance
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  Speaker 2: pretzels when I saw an absolutely horrific scene in one
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  Speaker 2: of your courtyards.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what happened.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fountain with four statues of young boys, all
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  Speaker 2: with their girkins out. Oh you want me to say it?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you want?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: You're vile and crude. Statue of four young boys relieving
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  Speaker 2: themselves into the water, does that reabel?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's just a statue, ma'am. And it's just a
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  Speaker 3: water fountain. It's been there, I mean, so you know
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's kind of protected by the city because it's
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  Speaker 3: considered like a landmark.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, may I remind you the mall is a family environment.
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  Speaker 3: I understand your complaint, but it's just a statue. And
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  Speaker 3: when it comes to boys relieving themselves in fountains and waters,
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  Speaker 3: and you know, you see it everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I wish my boys hadn't seen it, because you
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  Speaker 2: know what they do.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I don't, ma'am, I don't even know. I don't
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  Speaker 3: even know if I should know what they do.
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  Speaker 2: Well, take some notes. Because of your r rated fountain
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  Speaker 2: of mischief, they think it's okay to whip out their
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  Speaker 2: little shish kabobs and pee wherever they want. What do
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  Speaker 2: you have to say to that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's probably a parenting issue. Excuse me, not so
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  Speaker 3: much small issues. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: It's only happened since they saw your freaky fountain.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, ma'am, ma'am, I understand your complaint. I will don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: They took out their little JoJo's while I was at
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  Speaker 2: the atmuse.
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  Speaker 3: That's not my fault, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Then again in the middle of the grocery store, again
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  Speaker 2: not my fault, and on each other while we were
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  Speaker 2: riding the bus.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's just a little bit more information I need
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  Speaker 3: to know. Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how embarrassing it is as a mother
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  Speaker 2: when I need to apologize as my kids attempt to
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  Speaker 2: wash the neighbor's car. I'm using their quotes when I
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  Speaker 2: say wash.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I know you want to blame your boys ping
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  Speaker 3: on everything on the mall's fault, but I don't believe
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  Speaker 3: it is our responsibility.
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  Speaker 2: Really, because when I say stop. My boys look at
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  Speaker 2: me saying mommy, why is it okay for the statue
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  Speaker 2: kids at the mall to do it? Why can't I
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  Speaker 2: do it?
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  Speaker 3: On mem Oh my god, I think.
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  Speaker 2: You need to apologize to Mema.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who Mema is, and I really don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say anything to that person.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what am I supposed to say to my boys?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you could explain to them that they are just
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  Speaker 3: statues from hundreds of years ago, and no, they're just
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  Speaker 3: just artwork.
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  Speaker 2: So you want me to ruin their sense of childhood? Wonder?
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  Speaker 3: Give me a break, Jenny, don't stop. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: on the slot, this is not a water part. Can
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  Speaker 3: I just take down your name and number and I
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  Speaker 3: will follow it.
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  Speaker 2: I will give you my name after I tell you
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  Speaker 2: that you need to call that pervy sculptor who did
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  Speaker 2: this in the first place and have them installed tiny
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  Speaker 2: jurnals in the fountain so the boys are actually peen
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  Speaker 2: into something appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the sculptor's dead and has been dead.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's gonna be a problem, isn't it. And by
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  Speaker 2: the way, my name is Brooke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brooke A. Jeffrey in the Morning and this is a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, what.
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  Speaker 1: I already mine?
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  Speaker 3: Hi Eileen, It's just Brooke. I'm not Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like those people cannot be that crazy. But I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't surprised your husband did set you up.
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  Speaker 2: He said. More people have been coming back to the mall,
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  Speaker 2: which is great, but more complaints are coming in because
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is the best complaint ever, So, I mean, the.
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  Speaker 2: Tiny jurnals would be a really cute addition to that fountain, though.
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  Speaker 3: Shorts. Yeah, wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning with foot tabs weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 3: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning