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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kangaroos and Earthquakes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: hundred d u AW. Hello is this Jake? Uh? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who's been? My name is Tyler. I'm the guest that's
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  Speaker 1: staying at your house through Airbnb. Yeah, well, what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Uh well, I'm sorry to call you on this number,
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  Speaker 1: but it said it was the emergency number to reach
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  Speaker 1: you in case something happened. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Uh dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but your house is trashed. What. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I had some friends over and
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  Speaker 1: you had I don't friends over, yeah, and I think
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  Speaker 1: one of them less left the front door open or
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  Speaker 1: something and then, oh my god, what happened? Uh well,
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  Speaker 1: it's like the place is just trash. A kangaroo came
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  Speaker 1: in the house. I don't even know from where, and
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  Speaker 1: it just a kangaroo. A kangaroo came in thatuse. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: From an Australian kangaroo. Well, I don't know where it
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  Speaker 1: came from, but it had a pouch. And then also
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  Speaker 1: like it's smashed the mirrors and its like even broke.
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  Speaker 1: You did. A kangaroo did not come in my place.
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  Speaker 1: You're a liar? Okay, why okay, okay, you got me,
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  Speaker 1: you got me. Um, it wasn't a kangaroo that ruined
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  Speaker 1: your house. I'm not a moron, Okay, I know looking
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  Speaker 1: up kangaroo, I think you at a party. Well, why
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  Speaker 1: would I do that? It said when I rented the place,
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't throw parties, right because you're an apple. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: that's not fair. I'll tell you the real reason your
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  Speaker 1: place is wrecked. And this is the god's honest truth.
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  Speaker 1: It was an earthquake. No, you keep making up for
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  Speaker 1: why you trash my plate. No and not. It was
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  Speaker 1: a big earthquake. It was huge. The whole house was shaking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling the cop. Okay, okay, okay, I gotta be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you. It wasn't a kangaroo and it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: an earthquake. I know it wasn't a kangaroo or a firthquake.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I'm not a more Okay, you got me.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually a guy from the radio. He invited
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  Speaker 1: some guy over who ruined my place, well kind of.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Jubil and in he came in here.
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  Speaker 1: He had about like six hotties with him, three on
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  Speaker 1: each arm. Man, a guy is awesome. You should total
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  Speaker 1: they meet him sometimes. I don't care. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how awesome. I don't care. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: He was so charming and kind of funny too. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care how charming he is too. Okay, he's getting
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  Speaker 1: arrested yet anything to do with this as well? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you should arrest him for doing a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. That's a little too far.
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  Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your best friend Nick set you up.
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  Speaker 1: What are you? Are you kidding me? No? He said
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  Speaker 1: you were nervous about airbing being your place where you're
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  Speaker 1: on vacation and wanted me to call you and tell
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  Speaker 1: you I trashed it. I almost my pants, dude. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I did that in your house too, Sorry about that.
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