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Phone Tap: Stoner Max and Marcos Whip · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's tap time.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 1: We call a woman who recently went to a supplement
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  Speaker 1: store and she told her friend afterwards she may have
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  Speaker 1: accidentally nicked a car in the parking lot on the
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  Speaker 1: way out. Nothing big, is just barely.
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  Speaker 3: Relate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's total disn't it. Well, No, we're gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: her that somebody saw it. Yeah, maybe even a few
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  Speaker 1: people and see what she has to say. Could get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit awkward in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now? Hello, Hi, Hi, my name is Max.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling for Tuffany or or Tiffany.
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  Speaker 4: Tiffany, buddy, it is Tiffany.
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  Speaker 3: I was right nailed it, not really, but oh man,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like in the zone.
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  Speaker 1: You are you?
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  Speaker 4: And what do you need?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? My bad? I work at vitamins.
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  Speaker 3: I think you were in our story yesterday browsing our
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  Speaker 3: wares if you will.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And what do you need from me.
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  Speaker 2: When you were here? Why did you hit that dude's car?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hit a car.
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  Speaker 2: You know that dude's car.
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  Speaker 4: I did not hit anyone's car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you did, Marco? Remember Marco?
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  Speaker 4: I do not remember Marco. I didn't hit anyone's car.
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to say it back.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me right now? Are you? Are you drunk? What?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's a pool game. That's sometimes when I say.
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  Speaker 5: I'm where, it's a pool game.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you saying I hit someone's car? I didn't
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  Speaker 4: hit me with cars.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just the messenger. I'm like a pigeon.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, well, I think you're a pigeon who's lost because
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  Speaker 5: I didn't hit anyone's car.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Marco, that chick that smashed your whip is on
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  Speaker 2: the phone. Yeah, hey, oh.
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  Speaker 4: What is happening right now? Who are you?
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  Speaker 2: So you the one who hit my call?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hit anyone's car. No, you scratched my fender
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  Speaker 4: and busted on my tail.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: No, I did it?
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  Speaker 2: And yes you did.
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  Speaker 4: I absolutely did not. I have no idea Who you are?
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea. What about?
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  Speaker 5: I went into vitamin to see if I could find
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  Speaker 5: some collagen and I'm being harassed the next day?
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  Speaker 2: Who you insurance company? B?
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  Speaker 5: WHOA, It doesn't matter what my insurance company is. B.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta chill out. She's still a customer. So you
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  Speaker 2: the one who hit my car?
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hit the car.
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  Speaker 5: Are you guys not listening?
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  Speaker 2: Wait, excuse me? Can you hear me?
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  Speaker 4: Tubbanny, it's Kiffiny.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't hit anyone's car and this is a mistake, So bro,
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  Speaker 5: harass someone else.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hit anyone's car. I don't even drive least.
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  Speaker 4: That's not shocking.
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  Speaker 3: Don't lie to me, bro I swear man on my
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  Speaker 3: goldfish lives.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I are alive. She did well last sight check.
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  Speaker 4: This is absurd. Okay, you guys can sort this out
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  Speaker 4: between the two of you.
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  Speaker 5: I had nothing to do with whatever happened to his car.
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  Speaker 1: I'm losing my patience.
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  Speaker 2: Do not make you mad.
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  Speaker 4: You're losing your patients. I'm on the phone with two
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  Speaker 4: complete idiots.
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  Speaker 2: You're calling yourself dumb.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm calling you dumb and your buddy Marco.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Marco, did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: Wrong with you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm wrong with me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say she said it. I got no right
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  Speaker 2: in my own heads.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, clearly you're not in charge. I want to talk
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  Speaker 4: to a supervisor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that would be Brook. You do not want
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  Speaker 2: to talk to her.
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  Speaker 5: Oh I do want to talk to Brooke. I want
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  Speaker 5: to talk to supervisor.
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  Speaker 3: Right, now whoa are you sure, because, like Brooke just
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  Speaker 3: finished yelling at your bestie Jewel before this prank phone call, So.
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  Speaker 4: Why would why would she be yelling at Jewel?
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  Speaker 2: But because she set you up for this phone tap
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  Speaker 2: on the radio?
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  Speaker 3: What because this is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you, Tuppenny, So you're
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  Speaker 2: one who hit my call. Yeah, those are just those
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  Speaker 2: are just sound effects. That's not even a real person.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a sound effect the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Marco Polo. He's my best friend.
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  Speaker 4: He's not real, but okay, sound effect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey Marco, do you hear what you said about us?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: See he always got my back.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, wake up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.