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Phone Tap: Front Lawn Flex Show · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: We were contacted by a woman who says, every day
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  Speaker 1: on her drive home she sees the most ridiculous thing
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  Speaker 1: a guy on her street standing shirtless in his front yard. No,
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  Speaker 1: not gardening, he's working out, Oh, pumping iron with actual
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  Speaker 1: weights and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Get in.
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  Speaker 3: The girls are complaining, why is that ridiculous on the
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  Speaker 3: front lawn? Now, everybody has the you know, business to
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  Speaker 3: have a back lawn and jack and he just needs
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  Speaker 3: to get it.
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  Speaker 1: On inside the house. She already mentioned this to her
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  Speaker 1: husband multiple times and he's seen him too. So we
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  Speaker 1: thought it might be funny if we called the husband
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  Speaker 1: and said, hey, have your wife stop checking me out.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone right now? Another for.
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  Speaker 3: Fifty?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Left? Arm? What? Hello? Two?
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  Speaker 4: Three?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? God? Those hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm sorry hello?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What is this? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? You called me? Man? Who is this? Right? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Is this Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 4: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm Chris?
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  Speaker 3: Is this Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Why do you keep asking me? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's is Chris or are Chris?
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  Speaker 3: Like when asking in the plural form.
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  Speaker 2: Like okay, just what do you need? And who are you?
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  Speaker 3: Let's just say your wife definitely knows who I am,
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  Speaker 3: and we may have an issue.
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  Speaker 2: What does that mean? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Look, I get it right, I'm chiseled, I'm swoll I
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  Speaker 3: work out every single day on my front lawn and
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  Speaker 3: I'm just out there going beast mood.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second, this is the guy that works
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  Speaker 2: out from lawn every day.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you need to keep your wife in check. What
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  Speaker 3: I got your number from our other neighbor so I
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  Speaker 3: could call you to just tell you I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 3: Will you please tell your wife.
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  Speaker 2: That you think what my wife is addressing you because
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  Speaker 2: she looked at you exercising on your lawn like an
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  Speaker 2: idiot every day.
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  Speaker 3: I am like a married chick magnet. All right, I
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  Speaker 3: get it. I've been there, I've done that. It never
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  Speaker 3: works out well. And I'm just I'm looking.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Like she told
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  Speaker 2: me all about you. We laugh about it like we
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  Speaker 2: think it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, Well tell her if she wants to see
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  Speaker 3: a burning hunk of rock, she should be staring up
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  Speaker 3: at a meteor shower rather than than me.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you should work out your brain instead of your body.
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  Speaker 3: If you actually find a YouTube link on like brain workouts.
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be a bad idea. I dropped some sets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was joking. I was being sarcastic. I know
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  Speaker 2: you're a little slow. My wife's looking at Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: my wife's just looking at you because you're ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I get it must be hard for her Bro. Every
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  Speaker 3: day she drives home from work and passes by Hercules,
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  Speaker 3: then goes home to Homer Simpson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Just for the record, man, I work out
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  Speaker 2: plenty myself. I just do it in the privacy of
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  Speaker 2: my own home, and I have a gym membership like
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  Speaker 2: a normal person that Wait.
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  Speaker 3: No way, do you know Dougie? What about Frog? You
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  Speaker 3: know Frog? Who's your personal trainer?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I don't know any people there with all.
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  Speaker 3: Of them, Dude, don't tell me it's Teddy who's got
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  Speaker 3: chicken legs. Dude, look at his cavs. Next time you
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  Speaker 3: see him bro buoying them.
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  Speaker 4: Out, you'll laugh. I don't know Dougie or Frog or
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  Speaker 4: any of these people. I just want you to know,
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  Speaker 4: my wife will not be looking at you anymore, especially
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  Speaker 4: if you somehow find a way to work out anywhere else.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like you want me to work with you, bro
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  Speaker 3: you want me to train you and your wife? No way,
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  Speaker 3: no one on Monday morning. Tell your wife to just
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  Speaker 3: pull over finally, because we both know she's been wanting to.
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  Speaker 3: And then you joined I. We'll get some reps in.
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  Speaker 2: I will tell her to speed past you as quickly
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  Speaker 2: as possible.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well she does.
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  Speaker 3: Just make sure she's listening to the prank phone call
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  Speaker 3: on Brook and Jeffrey because I think it airs at
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  Speaker 3: this time, like exactly this.
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  Speaker 2: Time she's doing. What the prank phone.
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  Speaker 3: Call that's going on right now? You're on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: This is a prank phone call, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually Jose for Brooking. Okay, sorry, I should
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  Speaker 3: stop the voice. This is actually Jose for Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Your wife Melody.
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  Speaker 1: Actually set you up.
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  Speaker 3: She told us all about this guy who was very
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  Speaker 3: real apparently that you see too every day and want
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  Speaker 3: to semester with you about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy works out so much it's ridiculous every
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  Speaker 2: single day.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like a cool guy to me, a guy
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  Speaker 3: who's probably hot and in shape and smart.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing the the voice again because he.
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  Speaker 3: Does brain workouts on YouTube. I did six cranial lunges
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  Speaker 3: this morning.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'd like to see on someone's frog launch.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, you and me Monday morning, brown cranial lunges
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  Speaker 3: and go on.
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  Speaker 2: And two week of every morning was funk taps weekday
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  Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,