Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Steady Eddie Scams the Scammer
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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- 0:15Speaker 2: Away If you haven't heard lately, we've been getting a
- 0:18Speaker 2: lot of scam calls to our hotline.
- 0:20Speaker 3: Here at work. Somebody like sold our number or something.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Yeah, what's going on? Yeah?
- 0:25Speaker 2: For months, we didn't do anything about it except hang
- 0:27Speaker 2: up on them till the other day when we decided,
- 0:31Speaker 2: you know what, We're not gonna take this lying down anymore.
- 0:35Speaker 2: I mean, we are lying down in the studio a lot,
- 0:37Speaker 2: taking naps, but you know what I mean in this context.
- 0:40Speaker 2: We decided if a scammer ever calls us, we're gonna
- 0:43Speaker 2: put them on the radio and just mess with them.
- 0:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Yeah, actually going to sit up to do it.
- 0:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what Jose did. You're gonna hear it
- 0:53Speaker 2: in your phone tab right now.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Another hellow, Hello, good afternoon. I'm looking to speak with
- 1:04Speaker 4: a person in charge of the merchant bill. Are they
- 1:07Speaker 4: available to speak with.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Yeah, who am I speaking with?
- 1:14Speaker 4: Oh? My name is Kim. I'm actually calling as a
- 1:17Speaker 4: courtesy update in behalf of the merchant services.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Nice been giving me a call and get a lot
- 1:29Speaker 3: of call. Sorry, go ahead.
- 1:34Speaker 4: We're just trying to process the remaining credits and that
- 1:37Speaker 4: I owe to the business back to you guys. Just
- 1:40Speaker 4: the confirmser of this is uh, Imperial jewels.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm buying a lot of Imperial jewels. How much you?
- 1:50Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:50Speaker 4: These are funds that are owed to your business or
- 1:54Speaker 4: you owe me money? That is correct? The connected to
- 1:57Speaker 4: the credit card processor?
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yay.
- 2:01Speaker 5: I mean this is very turneys. You're very nice and
- 2:04Speaker 5: then you offer me money. I feel like, I is
- 2:07Speaker 5: there anything I can do for you?
- 2:10Speaker 4: That can I have only your first name, so I
- 2:12Speaker 4: could not hear that I spoke with you today. It's
- 2:15Speaker 4: also for the callback it is Edward.
- 2:19Speaker 3: My friends coming steady Eddie though that's my real link.
- 2:23Speaker 4: That's when you're in okay, answer of Eddie before this
- 2:27Speaker 4: one gets Actually, yes, sir, are you single?
- 2:31Speaker 3: Because you could call me more than more than just
- 2:35Speaker 3: like once a month? Are you single?
- 2:41Speaker 1: No?
- 2:42Speaker 4: Not any wars darn it.
- 2:44Speaker 5: I missed out on my queen, I would treat you
- 2:48Speaker 5: so good. I'm rich now.
- 2:51Speaker 4: By the way, good freezer.
- 2:53Speaker 3: You want to leave your man? I got, I got fired.
- 2:57Speaker 3: I've never been married.
- 2:59Speaker 4: Oh good for you. You can still enjoy.
- 3:02Speaker 3: And I'm a virgin saving myself.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Just to continue any can I just double check real
- 3:14Speaker 4: quick that you're still accepting credit card pavements by a machine?
- 3:17Speaker 5: I don't think you've heard me. I don't get a
- 3:19Speaker 5: lot of women give you here when I said that.
- 3:24Speaker 4: Yes, sir, of Unfortunately, I just look listen.
- 3:30Speaker 5: I just found out that I came into a large
- 3:32Speaker 5: amount of money. I just want the best tip ever.
- 3:36Speaker 5: What can I do to a woman to.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Get her to love me?
- 3:40Speaker 4: I don't really have any.
- 3:42Speaker 3: What about a pickup line? Is that funny? Like on
- 3:45Speaker 3: this one? I just thought of are you a school
- 3:48Speaker 3: of boss?
- 3:48Speaker 5: Because I'd like to put my kids in you?
- 3:54Speaker 4: Anyways, obsered be just to confirm the you pasity cost
- 3:57Speaker 4: to the customer or decharge additional fees?
- 4:00Speaker 5: We do. I do charge an additional fee as one compliment, and.
- 4:07Speaker 4: We did currently go through for the online like hold
- 4:10Speaker 4: on a sc are you there, I'm still here. Credit cards?
- 4:21Speaker 3: You want the credit card number. Sorry, my Inhaler.
- 4:24Speaker 4: We just need to confirm, like the credit card processor
- 4:27Speaker 4: that you're using for the business.
- 4:29Speaker 3: Oh, I use visa.
- 4:32Speaker 4: How do you spell that?
- 4:35Speaker 3: Oh?
- 4:35Speaker 4: Here is v I s a visa visa. That's I've been.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Saying it wrong.
- 4:46Speaker 5: No wonder someone someone asked for my credit card the
- 4:50Speaker 5: other day at the store and then they said, well,
- 4:52Speaker 5: what what is that I'm going to put in anually?
- 4:54Speaker 5: And I said it's a Viva And I didn't know.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Why do you.
- 5:02Speaker 5: Right now?
- 5:03Speaker 1: So?
- 5:03Speaker 4: Uh, for visa?
- 5:05Speaker 2: What?
- 5:06Speaker 3: Haler? Again?
- 5:09Speaker 4: It's okay, for the visa you have, sir. For the machine,
- 5:14Speaker 4: what's the name of the machine?
- 5:16Speaker 3: It's called a v Oh my god, I just remembered.
- 5:19Speaker 3: I have to go.
- 5:21Speaker 5: Okay, hey, can you call me later? Can you call
- 5:24Speaker 5: me back in like five hours.
- 5:26Speaker 4: We'll try to call you back.
- 5:29Speaker 5: And I'll try to find that machine too, and then
- 5:31Speaker 5: we'll and then we'll fall in love and then you'll give.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Me my money.
- 5:36Speaker 4: So okay, I love you? What's the credit card?
- 5:39Speaker 3: Bye?
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