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Phone Tap: Sad Dog · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And we get lots of requests
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  Speaker 1: to do these. Some people just want to have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of fun with their friend or their significant other,
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  Speaker 1: just put a little bit of humor into their day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Others want to do it as a grand gesture for
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  Speaker 1: a big life moment like a birthday, or as a
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  Speaker 1: marriage proposal. Yeah, totally, it's a weird marriage proposal, but okay.
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  Speaker 1: My personal favorite, though, are the revenge ones. Yeah. Nice
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  Speaker 1: revenge yeah right, not not vindictive, but yeah, but like
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  Speaker 1: little pranks exactly like today's where one of our listeners
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  Speaker 1: wanted to prank a co worker by taking a picture
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  Speaker 1: off his desk at work and then emailing us asking
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  Speaker 1: if Brooke, the snarky HR rep can handle the situation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm so good. It's so easy
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  Speaker 1: for me to be HR. You're just great at delivering
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  Speaker 1: bad news partly men, and that's what you do in
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  Speaker 1: today's phone tap right after this on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with George. This is him. Who
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  Speaker 1: is this? My name is Kristen. I work in corporate HR.
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm okay? Is everything all right? Well?
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling today because someone said you were
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  Speaker 1: upset about a picture that was taken off your desk. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's a picture of my dog Brixby. That was on
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  Speaker 1: my desk. I'm trying to figure out why anybody would
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  Speaker 1: take it. It's pretty upsetting. Well, I'm sorry that happened.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably a good time to tell you we took
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  Speaker 1: the photo. What. Yeah, the company had to take it.
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  Speaker 1: Why did you have to take a photo of my dog?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you do that? We had to confiscate it
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  Speaker 1: because of the nature of the photograph. What's wrong with
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  Speaker 1: the photo? It's just a dog in the grass. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you're remembering the right photo, Joel, your
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  Speaker 1: dog looks extremely sad. That's not the case at all,
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  Speaker 1: not in that photo. No way. We were actually getting
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  Speaker 1: quite a few complaints about it. That makes no sense
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  Speaker 1: at all. So we took matters into our own hands,
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  Speaker 1: and we thought if we just took it, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: miss it without even notifying me. Okay, Joel, again, this
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  Speaker 1: is Kristen from Corporate HR, and we are notifying you
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  Speaker 1: right now. You're notifying me after you took the picture.
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  Speaker 1: That's not how this works. That's oh did you take
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  Speaker 1: a lesson in Corporate HR recently? It is how it works, Joel.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's our job to make sure the company
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  Speaker 1: morale is up, and that picture was just bringing it down.
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  Speaker 1: If you're talking about morale in an office workplace being down,
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  Speaker 1: a way that you can get the morale down is
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  Speaker 1: by taking people's things without talking them about it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't understand how anybody could be angry about that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: stunned here I begin, Joel, Joel, if I may interrupt,
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  Speaker 1: No one was angry. They were just sad because of
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  Speaker 1: the look on your dog's face. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you that the picture was destroyed. So
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  Speaker 1: you destroyed the picture. That's my picture, that's my property,
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  Speaker 1: and you destroyed or not even talking about this is
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  Speaker 1: what is insane. When you put it that way, it
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  Speaker 1: does sound kind of bad, but yes, because it ain't
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  Speaker 1: kind of bad, it's very bad. Why that's not the
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  Speaker 1: way that you should be doing, you think at all?
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  Speaker 1: You come to me first, so I hear that you're upset.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the anger in your voice. Of course I'm
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  Speaker 1: very angry, but I do need to tell you that
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  Speaker 1: we've set up some rules from now on, what RULs?
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  Speaker 1: What possible rules could you be making based off of
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  Speaker 1: this incident? Well, because of the sad dog fiasco. He
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  Speaker 1: wasn't sad. That's not it. He wasn't sad on the picture.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you, if you can listen for a second,
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  Speaker 1: that there's already been talks about the other picture you
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  Speaker 1: have up of a dinner party where at least two
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  Speaker 1: people look kind of sad. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: That's a picture of my thirty of birthday. Already everybody
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  Speaker 1: is smiling in that picture. They were smiling, But were
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  Speaker 1: they happy to be there? How dare you? Of course
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  Speaker 1: they were. Look, if you want to hang up sad
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  Speaker 1: photos all around your house, that's fine, but we can't
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  Speaker 1: let that happen at the office. Though it shouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: be company policy. Positive attitudes make a positive workplace, and
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  Speaker 1: until you can exercise better judgment, Joel. We just plan
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  Speaker 1: to replace all the pictures on your desk with cutouts
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  Speaker 1: of happy people from maybe college catalogs or gap ads.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to replace my personal property with advertisements
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  Speaker 1: of people in photoshoots. That's the line. I can't. I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I hear the anger in your voice, and I can
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  Speaker 1: see that maybe this would actually be helpful for you.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, seeing a picture of a freshman with a
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  Speaker 1: frisbee is a lot more uplifting for morale than a
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  Speaker 1: sad dog. For the last time, Bribe is sad in
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  Speaker 1: a picture, and I don't even want to work here anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Well now, Joel, that makes me sad. Are you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually brut Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. Why it's all
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  Speaker 1: the joke Your co workers set you up? Waoun Who
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  Speaker 1: was a picture of Briggsby? No, it was Pam. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you guys pranked each other all the time and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get you back for the missing lunch joke or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she did to get back for the lunch thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was days of the making. She
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  Speaker 1: stole the picture and everything. Yeah, she stolen so many
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  Speaker 1: days ago. Oh this is good. Well, she said, she'll
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  Speaker 1: give you the picture back as long as you treat
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  Speaker 1: Briggsby with more respects. Because that dog, he's a glassy dog.
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  Speaker 1: I can read him very well. He may be a
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  Speaker 1: happy dog. But you are a terrible photographer. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a good photographer, sure, but he's not that wake up
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  Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning