Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Ex-Wife Advice
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- 0:17Speaker 1: your phone tap. Yes, and today our own Brooke Fox
- 0:20Speaker 1: calls a woman to warn her about her new boyfriend.
- 0:24Speaker 1: So she's just trying to help the girl out because
- 0:26Speaker 1: there's some disturbing things about this guy that she definitely
- 0:30Speaker 1: needs to know. Things that probably wouldn't be a big
- 0:34Speaker 1: deal to most people, but for Brooke, it's unforgivable. You'll
- 0:40Speaker 1: hear it all in your phone tap right after this. Hello, Hi,
- 0:47Speaker 1: is this Brianna? This is she May ask is calling? Yeah, UM,
- 0:53Speaker 1: my name is Leslie and I used to be married
- 0:56Speaker 1: to your fiance. Don't hang up. Don't hang up. But
- 1:01Speaker 1: I'm not calling to be angry with you or anything,
- 1:03Speaker 1: or Martin or anyone. Okay, Okay, I just I have
- 1:07Speaker 1: to talk to you before you make the biggest mistake
- 1:10Speaker 1: of your life. I really don't want anything to say
- 1:12Speaker 1: to you. What do you want to talk about. Okay, listen,
- 1:15Speaker 1: I heard you're getting married next weekend, and I just
- 1:17Speaker 1: think that you really need to know a few things
- 1:19Speaker 1: about him. I don't think anything you can say and
- 1:23Speaker 1: change my mind. But one of the things I found
- 1:25Speaker 1: out I wish I would have known sooner. It's a
- 1:28Speaker 1: whole fruit loop thing. Excuse me, I have no idea
- 1:33Speaker 1: what you're talking about. The hell girl, Oh my god,
- 1:36Speaker 1: you don't know. No, I don't know about the fruit
- 1:40Speaker 1: loop thing. I didn't figure this out until it was
- 1:42Speaker 1: too late either. But he eats his fruit loops in
- 1:45Speaker 1: like a particular order, like rainbow order. Okay, so he
- 1:50Speaker 1: eats his fruit loops weird. If one of those fruit
- 1:53Speaker 1: loops is out of order, he gets really angry. Do
- 1:56Speaker 1: you think he gets violent? He just like immediately he
- 2:00Speaker 1: has to pour another bowl. And then he choose the
- 2:02Speaker 1: fruit loops like a madman, like his jaw is gonna break.
- 2:06Speaker 1: To be honest with him, that really doesn't sound that bad.
- 2:09Speaker 1: So he chooses aggressively. And that's why you called me.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Oh consider me word. That is just the beginning. That
- 2:17Speaker 1: is like the tip of the iceberg. I don't think
- 2:19Speaker 1: you get this, okay, I bet you don't even know.
- 2:22Speaker 1: You don't even know that he's a collepto. Do you
- 2:24Speaker 1: feeling he's never stolen around me? Do you guys go
- 2:27Speaker 1: out to breakfast? I know we went to breakfast all
- 2:29Speaker 1: the time, and I bet you guys go out to
- 2:31Speaker 1: breakfast too. He loves breakfast, and I don't even think
- 2:35Speaker 1: you realize it. Whenever we would go out for pancakes,
- 2:37Speaker 1: he would take one of those little butter packets, and
- 2:40Speaker 1: that classifies as a clepto. Lady, even straight, this is ridiculous.
- 2:44Speaker 1: And then I'm not even done. And then one night
- 2:48Speaker 1: I heard a noise in the kitchen and you know what.
- 2:50Speaker 1: I went downstairs and you know what I saw? No, Leslie,
- 2:53Speaker 1: what did you see? Who's standing in the kitchen eating
- 2:57Speaker 1: the butter pack that he had put in the freezer,
- 2:59Speaker 1: not even spreading it on anything. This is not serious.
- 3:03Speaker 1: This means nothing to me. Straight butter should be a
- 3:05Speaker 1: red flag. And I didn't even tell you about the
- 3:08Speaker 1: worst thing that he does. I mean, you're gonna want
- 3:10Speaker 1: to cancel the wedding the second you hear this. Okay,
- 3:12Speaker 1: it better be a big thing because of the last
- 3:14Speaker 1: two while it broke your relationship, you just want men
- 3:16Speaker 1: to be One time, I pretended I was leaving for work,
- 3:20Speaker 1: and I shut the front door and I hid in
- 3:22Speaker 1: the closet. He comes downstairs, right and then I hear
- 3:26Speaker 1: him talking in an Australian accent, like good day mate,
- 3:32Speaker 1: the Bobby and like all of that stuff. He was
- 3:34Speaker 1: doing all of his talking with an Australian accent. I know,
- 3:40Speaker 1: I was so with you on that. That's exactly what
- 3:42Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was like, oh no, no, no,
- 3:45Speaker 1: the crazy one here pretended to go to work and
- 3:47Speaker 1: hit in a closet reas okay, freaking out. I couldn't
- 3:51Speaker 1: believe it. I jumped out of that closet and I
- 3:53Speaker 1: caught him. I caught him, Oh my god, what are
- 3:56Speaker 1: you doing talking in that accent? And you know what
- 3:58Speaker 1: he said? You know what he's I don't know, I
- 4:01Speaker 1: don't know what did he say? What did he say?
- 4:04Speaker 1: He admitted right there that he always does it when
- 4:07Speaker 1: no one's around because he thinks that the voice in
- 4:09Speaker 1: his head always speaks in an Australian accent. Listen, I'm
- 4:12Speaker 1: hanging up the phone. This is a waste of time.
- 4:15Speaker 1: That is crazy. Train crazy knows crazy and clearly Martin
- 4:18Speaker 1: is not the problem, and you are. And I know
- 4:21Speaker 1: he would not appreciate it if he knew you were
- 4:23Speaker 1: calling me in the first place. Leslie, Actually, Brianna, Martin
- 4:26Speaker 1: does know about this call. Okay, he's the one that
- 4:29Speaker 1: set the whole thing up, because this is actually Brooke
- 4:33Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone
- 4:35Speaker 1: taple though. I'm sorry, what sorry, what is this? I'm
- 4:39Speaker 1: not his crazy ex wife. I swear I've never even
- 4:42Speaker 1: met Martin in real life. He just wanted me to
- 4:44Speaker 1: play a prank on you before the big day. He
- 4:46Speaker 1: thought it'd be like some stress. I'm sorry. He doesn't
- 4:55Speaker 1: get frozen butter, he doesn't do the fruit loops chewy thing.
- 4:58Speaker 1: But I don't know about the Australian accent. That one
- 5:01Speaker 1: might be true. Oh oh my god, oh my god.
- 5:05Speaker 1: He is puch a jerk. Mounds is not going to
- 5:07Speaker 1: marry him. That's your call, that Mark wake up every
- 5:13Speaker 1: morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
- 5:17Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning