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Phone Tap: Raccoon Rescue · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today we call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's recently had an issue with raccoons. You know. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those cudled little trash pandas. Anyway, a family of them
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  Speaker 1: had built a nest and they were living in this
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  Speaker 1: guy's crawl space. Not good, so he had them removed.
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  Speaker 1: But what he doesn't know is this the city found
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  Speaker 1: out that he evicted those little dumpster bandits okay, and
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  Speaker 1: they weren't happy about it. Sorry, he's about to feel
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  Speaker 1: the wrath of the local government. And by wrath I
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  Speaker 1: mean from Park and Rex supervisor Brook Fox. You don't
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  Speaker 1: mess with my furry friends. No, Brooke has a plan,
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  Speaker 1: and I doubt this guy's gonna like it. You'll find
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  Speaker 1: out what it is in your phone tap right now. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Kendall Swan. I'm calling from the Parks
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  Speaker 1: and Recreation department. I'm looking for Mitchells. This is them
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  Speaker 1: him Mitchell. I was just calling because I got off
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  Speaker 1: the phone with Wildlife Trapping in Past Control and he said,
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  Speaker 1: you had some issues with raccoons recently. Yeah, they were
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  Speaker 1: living in my crawl space. But the credit people came
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  Speaker 1: and they got them out. Why is there a problem, Well, Mitchell,
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  Speaker 1: my job at parks and Recreation is about safety, not
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  Speaker 1: just for people, but for animals too. And frankly, when
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  Speaker 1: you called and had the raccoons removed, you're making my
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  Speaker 1: job harder. I paid for the service. How is that
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  Speaker 1: making your job harder? Let me see how I can
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  Speaker 1: put this so you understand. Because your actions to forcibly
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  Speaker 1: remove the raccoon family, the city will need to take
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  Speaker 1: action as well. I don't understand here, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: I have a work order in my hand that will
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  Speaker 1: be submitted today for a meeting size wildlife crossing to
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  Speaker 1: be constructed in your backyard. Hold on, what's a wildlife crossing? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they're great. Maybe you've seen one over a freeway. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: in your case, it's going to be a little smaller,
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  Speaker 1: just a narrow concrete bridge that will span the entire
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  Speaker 1: length of your backyard to allow raccoons to safely travel
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  Speaker 1: in and out of your yard. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: This makes no sense whatsoever. Actually it makes a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sense. I mean, neighborhoods like yours can be dangerous
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  Speaker 1: for our furry friends, so we need to take care
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  Speaker 1: of them. And I can't think of a better way
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  Speaker 1: than a bridge across your backyard for keeping them out
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  Speaker 1: of harm's way. How do you think of wildlife crossing?
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  Speaker 1: Raccoons for Christ's sakes? Would be good for anyone. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there are a lot of animals that are going to
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  Speaker 1: benefit from this. Our studies have shown that there's possums
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  Speaker 1: in your area, squirrels, rats, You've got to be killed me.
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  Speaker 1: They're all going to benefit killing animals for sakes. I
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  Speaker 1: honestly don't understand your anger. I mean, maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand my anger. How about it? I still the damn
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  Speaker 1: light breach. This is for raccooning your backyard, Lady's nile crossing,
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  Speaker 1: and I would feel blessed if this happened in my yard.
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  Speaker 1: What You're out of your d mind then, because these
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  Speaker 1: are disease carrying animals, all right? Have you ever gotten
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  Speaker 1: a disease from one of these animals, Mitchell, because you
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  Speaker 1: keep bringing that up as if you have something right now. No,
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  Speaker 1: I've not gotten a disease myself. This is why I
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  Speaker 1: got rid of them in the first place, because they
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  Speaker 1: stay a week from them. Okay, I'd really recommend watching
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  Speaker 1: the way you speak with me. I mean to remember,
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  Speaker 1: I work with the city and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: make your life harder, which means my taxes paid your salary.
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  Speaker 1: What's in the hell are you talking about for going
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  Speaker 1: down that route? Isn't that cute. I can look up
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  Speaker 1: your taxes right now and see how much my salary
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  Speaker 1: is paid by you, and I'm guessing it's not that impressive.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this is real right now? All right again?
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  Speaker 1: The vermin that have hearts. And I know that because
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  Speaker 1: when I spoke with your wife Mandy this morning, she
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  Speaker 1: agreed with me. What why would you talk to Mandy?
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  Speaker 1: She never told me she talked to you, because she's
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  Speaker 1: actually the one that set you up for this phone call.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm brock sal radio show Brig and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you. But
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  Speaker 1: you said she was giving you a hard time last
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  Speaker 1: week because you evicted the raccoons at your place. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I almost threw my phone across the damn room. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I say whatever. The opposite of an animal lover is,
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  Speaker 1: that's you. Yeah, you keep thinking you're gonna die by squirrel.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. What's gonna kill me
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  Speaker 1: is prank phone calls like this that are gonna give
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  Speaker 1: me a massive wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning