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Phone Tap PODCAST: Pest Control · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap, and today our own Jose Bolanos
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  Speaker 1: calls a guy to let him know that he's inside
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  Speaker 1: his house right now. What you don't say it like that? Sorry? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds great. You guys expecting it because Jose's posing
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  Speaker 1: as a pest control worker. Yeah, I'm never sure he's
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  Speaker 1: in a closet. And here's the thing. If you know Jose,
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  Speaker 1: then you know he's the last person you would want
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  Speaker 1: in charge of removing creepy Crawley's from inside her Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, little tiny spider in the studio, and he
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  Speaker 1: is leaping or burning it down even if a dog
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  Speaker 1: is too small, I'm like insect. Needless to say, it
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  Speaker 1: does not go well, and turns out Jose is actually
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  Speaker 1: a bigger problem than the pest. A shocker, So you
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  Speaker 1: can hear how this plays out with your brand new
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hello, is this Phil? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Johnny. I'm from Past Control. I'm at your house. Um,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Did everything Okay? Well, I mean not really.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. I'm just I'm really stressed out,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Okay, what's going on? What's wrong? Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: nothing's like technically wrong. I'm I mean I did just
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  Speaker 1: meet your girlfriend. Okay she sorry, deep breath, she just
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  Speaker 1: took me down into the basement. Oh okay, what's going on? Like,
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  Speaker 1: just get to it. You just need to know. First off,
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  Speaker 1: this is my first day on the job solo. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what does that have to do with any of this? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm not good with spiders, like, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: spiders like the creepy, hairy crawley. They freaked me out. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Oh hey okay, what was your
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  Speaker 1: name again? I'm Johnny. Okay, hey Johnny, you might have
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  Speaker 1: chosen the wrong profession, dude. No, I know that's what
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  Speaker 1: my mom said. And I'm just I thought that if
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  Speaker 1: I did the job, I would not only get paid,
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  Speaker 1: but I can conquer my fear of spiders. I'm strong
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  Speaker 1: and I'm being I'm being braved, my god. Okay. Um
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  Speaker 1: so I peeked into the crawl space and oh, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, you you gotta get stop freaking out, like
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  Speaker 1: there's spiders in my cross space. Okay wait wait did
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  Speaker 1: you say spiders? Like more than one spiders down there,
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  Speaker 1: just this one? Like I'm sure there's more than one spiders.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh I bet they're huge. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I can feel them on me and get them all
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  Speaker 1: by get out, get they're everywhere I can. Okay, john Johnny, Johnny,
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  Speaker 1: Johnny Johnny, just go to your next appointment and I'll
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  Speaker 1: call somebody else take care of the spider. He's like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't. I can't lose this job if they find
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  Speaker 1: out I'm afraid of spiders, are gonna fire me. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: you go through some type of training for this. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but they use plastic spiders and trainings like these are real.
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  Speaker 1: Like this one moved and it looked at me. I
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  Speaker 1: think it winked at me. This is nothing like the
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  Speaker 1: training I got. Okay, listen, listen, deal, dude, I'm at work.
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  Speaker 1: I'm at work right now. Either get this done in
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  Speaker 1: the next five minutes or I'm calling your work. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have time for this. Okay, Okay, you can do this, Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: You are brave. You can do it. They're just spiders.
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  Speaker 1: They're just silly. Oh kill the fighters or get out. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I'm going in. Hold on, finally, die you
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  Speaker 1: stum spiders kill all you? All right? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: your mother? You're gone. You're a spider. Now what killing
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  Speaker 1: shut I'm looking at me. You're calm down, You're dead.
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  Speaker 1: Take hold of yourself, dude. You're a grown man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a grown man with a grown joba. You're right. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a man. I'm a brave man, and I'm I'm a soldier,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm an assassin. I'm a cold blooded assassin. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a spider. Kill Okay yet, yes, you're an assassin. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we get it. I have to go back to work.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody here thinks I'm talking a guy off of a
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  Speaker 1: bridge right now? Is there is there a bridge nearby by? Chance?
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  Speaker 1: Never mind? Listen, no, never mind, I just okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna thank you for helping me. It's fine. You are,
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome. No, seriously, I couldn't have done this without you.
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  Speaker 1: My idea. How good that, fel I can't believe I
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  Speaker 1: killed at least three spider. Hope their family saw, and
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  Speaker 1: I hope their children's children watched it. They all leave
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  Speaker 1: you a good job. Good job, Johnny, good job. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up. No, I just want to say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I also couldn't have done it without your girlfriend Lulu
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  Speaker 1: when he's a warrior as well, she's a ninja spider
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  Speaker 1: killer tool. This is a phone break. Lulu set you
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  Speaker 1: up for it. What are you serious? Oh my god. Okay, dude,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Jose from Bricking Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you, John, Jose, whatever
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  Speaker 1: your name is. It's Jose, not Johnny. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I really almost thought there was a spider in the studio. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That could have got real ugly. Kang, you have to
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  Speaker 1: miss you to work out, dude, wake up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with phone taps, weekday mornings on the twenties on Moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five,