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Phone Tap PODCAST: Almost First Class · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today Brook calls a guy
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  Speaker 1: who will be boarding a plane tomorrow to let him
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  Speaker 1: know some unfortunate news. He's been bumped, but it could
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  Speaker 1: be an opportunity of a lifetime for him to try
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  Speaker 1: out the new airline seating policy that was just invented
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  Speaker 1: by Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning genius stuff here. Yeah, Now,
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  Speaker 1: instead of just first class business and economy, there's a
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  Speaker 1: whole bunch of new options that I promise you've never
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  Speaker 1: thought of before. And I think he's going to be
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  Speaker 1: surprised by the underwhelming choices in your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: tap Right now, it's on the twenties to I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: eighty two point five. Hello. Hi, my name is Kelsey
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  Speaker 1: and I'm calling from Airlines customer Support. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Corey. Yeah this course, Hey Corey, how are
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  Speaker 1: you today? I'm doing fantastic great. I was calling because
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  Speaker 1: I see here that you have a first class ticket
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  Speaker 1: to Boston tomorrow at ten am. I do. I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to inform you, but we did have a booking error
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  Speaker 1: and we overbooked that flight and unfortunately we will have
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  Speaker 1: to bump you. Well, yes, I apologize, We take full responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I'm calling. Are you serious? I
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  Speaker 1: know it can feel like a lot these changes, but
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  Speaker 1: we are going to help you rebook your flight free
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  Speaker 1: of charge, so don't worry. All right, So what an't it?
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  Speaker 1: Great question? We just have to figure out the right
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  Speaker 1: seat for you. The right see, you should be back
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  Speaker 1: to your first class. Well that's interesting. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you've realize this, but since you booked, the airline
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  Speaker 1: has revamped their seat policies and we have many more
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  Speaker 1: options for you to pick from. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: The problem is, we don't have any premium first class available,
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  Speaker 1: but we do have an economy first class seat economy
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  Speaker 1: first class. It's one of our newest packages we're offering,
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  Speaker 1: so you'll be in that first class section of the plane.
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  Speaker 1: But with all the amenities of economy, I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said first class. Yes, well it's located
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  Speaker 1: in first class. It's located in first class, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't have any first class of mindy. Pick of it
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  Speaker 1: this way. So you know those large, plush first class seats. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so everyone else around you will have those, but you won't.
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  Speaker 1: I'll scale a little confus here. Okay, maybe I should
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  Speaker 1: be more direct. I'll say that you will have one
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  Speaker 1: economy chair, but you will be in the first class section.
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  Speaker 1: What you'll see the first class people, smell the first
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  Speaker 1: class food. You'll still be served with the economy class meal.
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  Speaker 1: Why would anybody want that? Sounds really terrible. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing that that's not an option for you. Okay, that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: we have some other options. Anything about economy first class? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm making a note, no economy first class. Now you
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  Speaker 1: might be interested in first class economy. That pretty much
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  Speaker 1: sounds the same. No, it's very different, sir. So you'll
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  Speaker 1: actually be an economy class, but you will get a
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  Speaker 1: first class napkin, first class napkin. Yeah, that's right. You'll
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  Speaker 1: get a little taste of first class and a complimentary
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  Speaker 1: class of champagne. You know, if someone in first class
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  Speaker 1: doesn't finish theirs. I mean, are you kidding me? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I am sensing that you are not into the first
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  Speaker 1: class economy or the economy first class options. Am I right? No?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not any of those options. You don't have any
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  Speaker 1: normal first class c like the one I paid for.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see. Oh wait a second. We do have
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  Speaker 1: a spot in the first class overhead lounge that's directly
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  Speaker 1: above the first class seats. Do you mean like the
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  Speaker 1: last department? Oh, so you've flown it before. No, I
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  Speaker 1: have not flown it. I am a full grown man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I think you have the wrong idea. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you're picturing being all crammed in a normal overhead compartment.
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  Speaker 1: This is the first class one, so much roomier, I
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  Speaker 1: mean almost forty more space and they have holes so
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  Speaker 1: you can breathe Do you hear? With your hand to me?
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  Speaker 1: You want me to fly side of the loggist department? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? But it's in first class? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't want to be in first class? It's not
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  Speaker 1: trying to make it better because you put first class
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  Speaker 1: in part ofment say your first class does not make
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  Speaker 1: it better? Well, does it make it better? If I say,
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  Speaker 1: this is a first class overhead economy prank, A first
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  Speaker 1: class a prank? What are you talking about? I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about My name is actually Brooke from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook at Jeffrey in the morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, get the gotta here. This
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  Speaker 1: is a joke. Yes, your buddy Guyler set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He said you booked a first class ticket for the
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  Speaker 1: first time, which is awesome, so we wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. I thought you were serious. I thought
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  Speaker 1: you really wanted me to stay in the overhead compartment.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure we can't offer you a first class napkin?
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  Speaker 1: It's about the airline logo on it no way, week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings. On the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Holy On Moving ninety two point five