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Phone Tap: Squirrel Friend Needs Her Dress · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: to tap time on the phone bone. No, that's how
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  Speaker 1: the cool radio DJ say. Anyway, in today's phone tapp,
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  Speaker 1: I call what no Oneder your mom's embarrassing? Anyway, in
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  Speaker 1: today's phone app, I call a woman who has a
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  Speaker 1: big work functioned dinner tomorrow night and she needs to
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  Speaker 1: pick up her dress that she had altered for the event. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so this should be a very quick and easy get in,
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  Speaker 1: grab the dress, get out situation. Yeah, but that's never
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  Speaker 1: the case when you do one of these calls. Happy
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  Speaker 1: not fine. In fact, we're gonna try and make this
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  Speaker 1: the most frustrating call of her life. No, we'll see
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  Speaker 1: if we succeed. In your phone tap right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name's Terry. I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling from Dress Alterations. I'm looking to speak with Diana. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is she Hi Diana, Good day to you. Ni.
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because we got your dress all
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  Speaker 1: sized up and when were you thinking of grabbing it? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I can probably come in and like about an hour
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  Speaker 1: to pick it up from you guys. Oh, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but we won't be open at that time unfortunately. Okay. Um, wait,
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  Speaker 1: did your hours change? I usually pick up some from
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  Speaker 1: you guys around that time. Yeah, they did. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. Um, So when are you open? Well, that
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  Speaker 1: kind of depends on the day because we just switched
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  Speaker 1: over to four hour work days. Four hour work days. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of turn over here at the store,
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  Speaker 1: so the owners came up with an out of the
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  Speaker 1: box idea to increase our productivity. Okay, that's okay, it
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  Speaker 1: is different. Could I come in around noon then? Oh, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: all of our workers will be on their lunch break
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  Speaker 1: at that time. That's included in the four hour work day,
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  Speaker 1: the lunch breakers included. So like everyone's working a three
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  Speaker 1: and a half hour work day, well sometimes less, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: a little more, but mostly less. Yeah, is there another
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  Speaker 1: time that works for your schedule? Because I can check. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I could do one one, okay, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to check the schedule. Actually, they might be
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  Speaker 1: coming back from their fifth break around that time, So
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  Speaker 1: your fifth break. Yeah. The owners allow a maximum of
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  Speaker 1: seven small breaks per day, and usually everyone here takes
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  Speaker 1: most of them in the morning. I think they pick
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  Speaker 1: up my draft. I know, I know, and we're here
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  Speaker 1: for you. I don't think you are actually, because you're
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  Speaker 1: here for me, then you'd be open more. You just
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  Speaker 1: tell me when you're open, and I'll make it work. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: get a little feist you with me here, But that's
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  Speaker 1: all right. Let me just look at the schedule. Would
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  Speaker 1: two oh seven work for you today? Two oh seven? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two oh seven. I think we can make that happen.
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  Speaker 1: I think, why is it such a specific time? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just know that sometimes they might open for a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes around that time, but then they'll close by
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  Speaker 1: two oh nine. This is ridiculous. What you're open for
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  Speaker 1: two minutes? Yeah? Maybe less? Though? How about this, because Diana, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I like you, all right, and it sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: unhappy with this new policy. So yeah, how about I
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  Speaker 1: book you an appointment for a dress fitting? Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: that means they'll have to be here for that, and
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  Speaker 1: then when you're here, you can just grab your dress. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: is just a little insider knowledge for you. There, girl
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  Speaker 1: just gave you the secret. Squirrel. Go ahead, put that
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  Speaker 1: on lockdown. Okay. I don't know what that means. It
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  Speaker 1: means we're squirrel friends. I just want my dress. Can
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  Speaker 1: you just book the appointment for me? Then? All right?
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  Speaker 1: You got it, And looks like we have an opening
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  Speaker 1: for a fitting about three weeks from now. Three weeks. No,
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  Speaker 1: I need it for this weekend. I need my dress
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  Speaker 1: now this weekend. Oh no, tomorrow's the start of employee
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  Speaker 1: appreciation day, so no one's going to be here now.
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  Speaker 1: Are you messing with me right now? This is ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: This is not very convenient, is it. Yeah? I would
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  Speaker 1: say it's definitely the opposite of convenient. You're making it
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  Speaker 1: impossible for me to come in for ten seconds and
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  Speaker 1: pick up my dress. Hey there either, squirrel friend. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. You seem a little bit stressed. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you that, but maybe you need an appreciation day. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to come down there right now, and if
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  Speaker 1: no one's in there, you know what. I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to break in and get my dress myself, because this
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  Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Okay, well before you do, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: shock you here the place might actually be open. What
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually work there. Excuse me? What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah? Yeah, called me about my dress. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. This is actually a joke because my name's
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  Speaker 1: really jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah, this is all a prank call. What
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought this look like a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: What's there happening? No, we just talked with your coworker, Mattie.
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  Speaker 1: She set you up for this because she said you're
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  Speaker 1: getting your dress tailored for a really important business party.
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  Speaker 1: She wanted to have a little fun with you. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe she did that to me. Oh look, I
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  Speaker 1: just had an opening for three years from now. Come
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  Speaker 1: up on my computers. Oh my god, stop you stopped
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  Speaker 1: squirrel friend. This is insane. Did you get what I
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  Speaker 1: did there? Like girlfriend but squirrel friend friends for life?
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  Speaker 1: I got it? Week up. Every morning was weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,