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Phone Tap: General Anesthesia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And recently we got an email
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  Speaker 1: from a local orthodonist who wanted us to prank their
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  Speaker 1: new receptionist at the front desk. So apparently she just
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  Speaker 1: started working there about a month ago, and already she's
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  Speaker 1: had to handle some unusual questions from patients about dental
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  Speaker 1: procedures that she just does not know how to answer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love besting with new hires. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's so easy. So her boss just told her, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in those situations, do your best to stay professional no
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  Speaker 1: matter what. Right. Well, today we're going to put her
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  Speaker 1: to the test with a few bizarre patient requests just
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  Speaker 1: to see how she handles them. Here in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: ninety two five. Thank you for calling Orthodonics. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Lynn. How can I help you? Hi, my name's Matthew,
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  Speaker 1: I have an appointment to get my wisdom teeth taken
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  Speaker 1: out coming up here. Okay, story just calling to confirm
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  Speaker 1: or no, I was just curious for this type of
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  Speaker 1: procedure they knock you out right, The oral surgeon will
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  Speaker 1: use sedation anesthesia. Yes, yeah, see, I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: going to work. Are you maybe like allergic or oh no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not allergic. It's just that regular anesthesia doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: work on me, you know, all right, yeah, because I
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  Speaker 1: know that that's what they normally give you. But I
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  Speaker 1: broke my foot a few months ago and they had
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  Speaker 1: to put me under for surgery and that did not
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  Speaker 1: go well. So it's not like super wild to use
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  Speaker 1: like the sedation anesthesia. I thought your experience will be
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  Speaker 1: way better here. No, I don't think so, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: they put the mask over your face and then they
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  Speaker 1: tell you to count down from ten to one. Sure
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  Speaker 1: thought a normal procedure, we do. Yeah, well I got
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  Speaker 1: to negative eighty seven and then they finally asked me
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  Speaker 1: to stop counting. Wow. Yeah, it's just general anesthesia just
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  Speaker 1: does not work on me. So I don't know. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: you could just tell the doctor that I'll bring my
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  Speaker 1: own and then we'll be good to go. No, so
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  Speaker 1: we can't have you bring in your own medication, especially
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  Speaker 1: something that's not prescribed. It's totally cool because I've had
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  Speaker 1: a few surgeries over the years actually, and at this
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  Speaker 1: point I just make all my own anesthesia at home
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  Speaker 1: in my bathtub, and all the other doctors have said
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  Speaker 1: it's fine, but you're not allowed to use any type
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  Speaker 1: of like illegal drugs like before the surgery. Here. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not bad. Like, I can give you the recipe
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  Speaker 1: if you want. It's no, thank you, that's very kind
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  Speaker 1: of you. Button. It's just a few liters of liquid
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  Speaker 1: tail and all PM and then I mix in a
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  Speaker 1: little black market cough syrup and then I top it
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  Speaker 1: off just a sprinkle of elephant tranquilizers and then here
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  Speaker 1: we go. It's like and then I'm out, Wow, I
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  Speaker 1: have never heard of that before. That sounds like a lot, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a different things. I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: It's my own little personal recipe. I call it Drowsy
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  Speaker 1: Dumbo because it knocks you out cold, but at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, you also feel like you're kind of flying, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because you're real good. No, definitely not going to suggest
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  Speaker 1: doing that before your surgery here with us. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: get it, I get it. You guys just don't want
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  Speaker 1: to deal with the insurance risk, right, I'll just have
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  Speaker 1: my mom inject me in the parking lot. No, I
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  Speaker 1: definitely don't suggest doing that. She's done it a bunch,
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't care anymore. It's fine, Okay, thank you for
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  Speaker 1: that information. I am going to warn you though. The
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  Speaker 1: injection needle is pretty huge, because you know, it's meant
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  Speaker 1: for elephants, so I might be bleeding when my mom
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  Speaker 1: carries me in. I would just have some gauze ready,
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  Speaker 1: wrap it around the injection site, and then I'll be
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  Speaker 1: good for the surgery. Oh wow, that's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: You can't come into the office meeting. Okay, Well, can
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  Speaker 1: you have like an assistant come and meet me out
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  Speaker 1: in the parking lot and they can gause me there. No.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely would not feel comfortable sending anybody out to
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  Speaker 1: patch you up in the parking lot. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if we're really going to be able to do
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  Speaker 1: this surgery now. I just I'm definitely going to have
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  Speaker 1: to tell the doctor. No. I mean that's fine, go
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  Speaker 1: and tell the doctor whatever, but can you also tell
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  Speaker 1: him that during the surgery he should talk to me
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  Speaker 1: in a baby voice. Excuse me? Yeah, like if he
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  Speaker 1: whispers in a baby voice and tells me to be
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  Speaker 1: a good boy and not wet myself during the procedure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that would really help me because it's happened before,
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  Speaker 1: and when the doctors don't tell me that, it's just
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  Speaker 1: it's a huge mess. Okay, don't have that in the notes.
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  Speaker 1: Could you put it in there? I will. Could you
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  Speaker 1: please just tell me your full name. I know I
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  Speaker 1: told you my name was Matthew, but it's actually Jeffrey. Jeffrey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why would you tell me a different name than before? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because I kind of need to tell you that this
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  Speaker 1: is actually a prank phone call. What are you about that?
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  Speaker 1: Are you joking? Yeah, this is actually Jeffrey from the
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  Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my gosh. I was
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  Speaker 1: literally freaking out. Oh wow. I mean your boss Mark
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  Speaker 1: set you up and said you've been doing such an
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  Speaker 1: amazing job since you started last month. You wanted to
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  Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun with you. Wow. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad that was fun for you. It could be
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  Speaker 1: fun for you too, if you want to come over
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  Speaker 1: and try some drowsy Dumbo, just to let me know
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  Speaker 1: how it is. I mean, I have a fresh batch
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  Speaker 1: I just took out of the tub. Come on, Oh,
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